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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: July 06, 2014 09:07AM
Game of Thrones isn't just a television show.
That looked like the bloody scene from The Shining.
That looked like the bloody scene from The Shining.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: July 06, 2014 10:25AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Game of Thrones isn't just a television show.
>
>
> That looked like the bloody scene from The
> Shining.
To compare your trivial issues to a television series, is crystal clear proof you need to see a GI along with a psychiatrist. Maybe being committed for a week, would be in your best interests.
As for the other write up, there is a lot of misinformation out there. If you check the herbal remedies, you will see a FDA label. Read it closely, because what that basically states, is that it's safe but nothing other than a placebo.
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> Game of Thrones isn't just a television show.
>
>
> That looked like the bloody scene from The
> Shining.
To compare your trivial issues to a television series, is crystal clear proof you need to see a GI along with a psychiatrist. Maybe being committed for a week, would be in your best interests.
As for the other write up, there is a lot of misinformation out there. If you check the herbal remedies, you will see a FDA label. Read it closely, because what that basically states, is that it's safe but nothing other than a placebo.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 07, 2014 06:45AM
Doctor, I wish you just half of what I got going on. Some of your advice has use, but you are a piece of shit.
I wonder if I passed you through my bowels last night, because that one was a royal pain in the ass.
I wonder if I passed you through my bowels last night, because that one was a royal pain in the ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: July 07, 2014 08:31AM
Took a personal day off. The problems I'm facing are not helpful. It's best to stay away from work. I don't need the added stress. Drinking lots of water. The diarrhea is perhaps the worst in years.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 07, 2014 10:09AM
Gordo, have you tried Codeine or other opiates?
They cause constipation. Vicodin is like a Hoover Dam for your rear end. A True Bowel blocker.
They cause constipation. Vicodin is like a Hoover Dam for your rear end. A True Bowel blocker.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: July 07, 2014 11:48AM
Are you against herbal products, because you are a doctor, or is there something you know of?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Undies
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Date: July 07, 2014 12:10PM
Fuck all of you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: July 07, 2014 03:55PM
I believe after watching the Pope on television today, that he either is or needs to have his bowels checked. Unless a case of hemorrhoids, he seemed to squirm uncomfortably on the pontiff seat.
I'm not sure miscavage how effective herbal treatments are.
I'm not sure miscavage how effective herbal treatments are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: July 08, 2014 02:13PM
Unreal a #4 #2. Thats as rare as the Hope Diamond, but alas it doesn't have much monetary value.
Yet it's appreciated, because passing a basketball through a garden hose known as my poor rectum is common.
Whether it's heat or just luck, my bowels feel excellent.
Yet it's appreciated, because passing a basketball through a garden hose known as my poor rectum is common.
Whether it's heat or just luck, my bowels feel excellent.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 09, 2014 06:47AM
Air raid sirens are going off in Israel, but after last night's mistake of spaghetti with cgeese, Fairfax might need to have a similar warning.
Very cognizant of my colon. It feels like a fifty pound bag of sand is there.
Very cognizant of my colon. It feels like a fifty pound bag of sand is there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Freddy Sanchez 9
()
Date: July 09, 2014 11:36AM
Who's your celebrity representative? Doug Fister
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 10, 2014 09:13AM
Well, I just shit a Leprechaun! I've been eating almonds and walnuts and ...
VOILA!!
VOILA!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 10, 2014 02:32PM
Supporter, here is to you finding a pot of gold in the commode, and best wishes to your bowels.
Are they okay, or have they been torn apart like the boat in the movie Jaws?
Are they okay, or have they been torn apart like the boat in the movie Jaws?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 10, 2014 07:19PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Supporter, here is to you finding a pot of gold
> in the commode, and best wishes to your bowels.
>
> Are they okay, or have they been torn apart like
> the boat in the movie Jaws?
Nope, been stressed this week with being in Va Beach w/a busted A/C and dropping the cell phone in the sink while on a VERY important call the stuck in a 12 mile backup on 95N near Aquia.
So I've been holding the stress in.
But I did experiment w/Almond milk (lactose free) for 4 days straight and NO problems. So I guess it's official: I am now one of you!
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> Supporter, here is to you finding a pot of gold
> in the commode, and best wishes to your bowels.
>
> Are they okay, or have they been torn apart like
> the boat in the movie Jaws?
Nope, been stressed this week with being in Va Beach w/a busted A/C and dropping the cell phone in the sink while on a VERY important call the stuck in a 12 mile backup on 95N near Aquia.
So I've been holding the stress in.
But I did experiment w/Almond milk (lactose free) for 4 days straight and NO problems. So I guess it's official: I am now one of you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 11, 2014 09:12AM
You are, and I'm glad to hear that your bowels didn't erupt, like a volcano while stuck in traffic.
Stress has to be managed, and glad you have found out a beverage that's more bowel friendly.
Cheers to you supporter, I just hope you don't have a degradation of bowels, that forces you to see the ass doctors, that further taunt and make a bad situation worse.
Also I hope you don't have rugrats knocking constantly on your bathroom door, when releasing a diving bell.
Stress has to be managed, and glad you have found out a beverage that's more bowel friendly.
Cheers to you supporter, I just hope you don't have a degradation of bowels, that forces you to see the ass doctors, that further taunt and make a bad situation worse.
Also I hope you don't have rugrats knocking constantly on your bathroom door, when releasing a diving bell.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: July 11, 2014 11:12AM
Just a few more hours. Today the company let's us out early. I'm tired of the jokes and rude comments.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 11, 2014 01:56PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> You are, and I'm glad to hear that your bowels
> didn't erupt, like a volcano while stuck in
> traffic.
>
> Stress has to be managed, and glad you have found
> out a beverage that's more bowel friendly.
>
> Cheers to you supporter, I just hope you don't
> have a degradation of bowels, that forces you to
> see the ass doctors, that further taunt and make
> a bad situation worse.
>
> Also I hope you don't have rugrats knocking
> constantly on your bathroom door, when releasing a
> diving bell.
Hey, B.O. I'm afraid I might be in bad shape when I'm your age (I'm almost 49) just because I've already had a colonoscopy and they did find a ?? thingie ?? which wasn't a problem. But my Grandfather had colon cancer, so I'm sure I'm in line for it.
And I know it's my diet and yes, it's affected w/stress, but AnonDoc's claim that people need a shrink irritates me. Who doesn't have stress?? That's a given nowadays, especially with Gordo.
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> You are, and I'm glad to hear that your bowels
> didn't erupt, like a volcano while stuck in
> traffic.
>
> Stress has to be managed, and glad you have found
> out a beverage that's more bowel friendly.
>
> Cheers to you supporter, I just hope you don't
> have a degradation of bowels, that forces you to
> see the ass doctors, that further taunt and make
> a bad situation worse.
>
> Also I hope you don't have rugrats knocking
> constantly on your bathroom door, when releasing a
> diving bell.
Hey, B.O. I'm afraid I might be in bad shape when I'm your age (I'm almost 49) just because I've already had a colonoscopy and they did find a ?? thingie ?? which wasn't a problem. But my Grandfather had colon cancer, so I'm sure I'm in line for it.
And I know it's my diet and yes, it's affected w/stress, but AnonDoc's claim that people need a shrink irritates me. Who doesn't have stress?? That's a given nowadays, especially with Gordo.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 11, 2014 01:57PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Just a few more hours. Today the company let's us
> out early. I'm tired of the jokes and rude
> comments.
jokes and rude comments? Are you referring to here or work? lol
Sorry to hear you're still having issues. Hang in there!
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> Just a few more hours. Today the company let's us
> out early. I'm tired of the jokes and rude
> comments.
jokes and rude comments? Are you referring to here or work? lol
Sorry to hear you're still having issues. Hang in there!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 11, 2014 02:58PM
Gordo, the good news is its the weekend after all.
So sorry they treat you so poorly, I wish they could experience a half of the ass pain we contend with.
I agree with you supporter. Lately the Dr has become even more arrogant instead of helpful. He should do what he does best, just jamming large ones up people's asses, even a monkey could do his job.
So sorry they treat you so poorly, I wish they could experience a half of the ass pain we contend with.
I agree with you supporter. Lately the Dr has become even more arrogant instead of helpful. He should do what he does best, just jamming large ones up people's asses, even a monkey could do his job.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: July 11, 2014 04:04PM
I wonder why the doc slammed herbal remedies?
My only thought is keeping his job.
My only thought is keeping his job.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 12, 2014 07:22AM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> I wonder why the doc slammed herbal remedies?
>
> My only thought is keeping his job.
It's because he's a sadistic bastard, who's fingers and medical tools, allow him to do absolutely nothing worthwhile other then compounding the misery.
I don't know much about herbs, but I am going to work an almost Bill Nye the science guy experiment with pig and sheep intestines.
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> I wonder why the doc slammed herbal remedies?
>
> My only thought is keeping his job.
It's because he's a sadistic bastard, who's fingers and medical tools, allow him to do absolutely nothing worthwhile other then compounding the misery.
I don't know much about herbs, but I am going to work an almost Bill Nye the science guy experiment with pig and sheep intestines.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 12, 2014 08:46AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder why the doc slammed herbal remedies?
> >
> > My only thought is keeping his job.
>
>
> It's because he's a sadistic bastard, who's
> fingers and medical tools, allow him to do
> absolutely nothing worthwhile other then
> compounding the misery.
>
> I don't know much about herbs, but I am going to
> work an almost Bill Nye the science guy experiment
> with pig and sheep intestines.
I rest my case, about why psychiatric care along with a trip to the GI is necessary.
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder why the doc slammed herbal remedies?
> >
> > My only thought is keeping his job.
>
>
> It's because he's a sadistic bastard, who's
> fingers and medical tools, allow him to do
> absolutely nothing worthwhile other then
> compounding the misery.
>
> I don't know much about herbs, but I am going to
> work an almost Bill Nye the science guy experiment
> with pig and sheep intestines.
I rest my case, about why psychiatric care along with a trip to the GI is necessary.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Refresh
()
Date: July 12, 2014 09:17AM
Have you ever tried organic black strap molasses? I drink a tablespoon in my first morning cup. No offense but yall sound mineral deficient and your gut is outta whack! There should be enough iron in there to bind you up naturally. Try oil pulling in the morning before you eat or drink anything, to help rid yourself of bad bacteria and yeast. Also, look into ways to make your gut more alkaline balanced. Esp the person who thinks they may be in line for colon cancer.
If you are not coffee drinkers, put one tablespoon of organic black strap molasses in a mug, add just enough boiling water to dissolve and mix in to taste, dairy free coconut milk (usually fortified with B12 and other good things available at WF).
Try drinking Aloe Vera juice/gel (I prefer the dietary supplement food grade gel, again available at WF) a capful in an 8oz glass of water, add one packet of B12 crystals (also, WF brand) to make just sweet enough for a refreshing, drink. Juice or gel. The gel has pulp in it. Think healing from the inside out.
Or maybe you just enjoy posting about sick gross bowel movements, who knows! In that case, a shrink might be needed. You would be surprised at how good and relaxed a good counseling session can make you feel. Good luck!!
If you are not coffee drinkers, put one tablespoon of organic black strap molasses in a mug, add just enough boiling water to dissolve and mix in to taste, dairy free coconut milk (usually fortified with B12 and other good things available at WF).
Try drinking Aloe Vera juice/gel (I prefer the dietary supplement food grade gel, again available at WF) a capful in an 8oz glass of water, add one packet of B12 crystals (also, WF brand) to make just sweet enough for a refreshing, drink. Juice or gel. The gel has pulp in it. Think healing from the inside out.
Or maybe you just enjoy posting about sick gross bowel movements, who knows! In that case, a shrink might be needed. You would be surprised at how good and relaxed a good counseling session can make you feel. Good luck!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 12, 2014 11:10AM
Hi Refresh and welcome to the bowels of Fairfax Underground, otherwise known as the brown corner.
Each person is unique, so while I liked for the most part what you wrote, coffee can lead to miserable bowel movements. We are talking boulder like, or at the least, passing a basketball with Dr.Js autograph on it.
As for psychiatrists, perhaps Anon Doc should see one.
Each person is unique, so while I liked for the most part what you wrote, coffee can lead to miserable bowel movements. We are talking boulder like, or at the least, passing a basketball with Dr.Js autograph on it.
As for psychiatrists, perhaps Anon Doc should see one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 12, 2014 12:00PM
These write ups are more juvenile and psychotic, than what a person would see at Woodburn or Dominion Hospitals.
For Gordon and Supporter, I'd recommend a visit to a GI, along with professional counseling. The reason is simple, 90% of those with IBS have a psychiatric affliction.
As for the other simpletons, whom frequent this board, I doubt any of you has graduated from an Ivy League medical school.
For Gordon and Supporter, I'd recommend a visit to a GI, along with professional counseling. The reason is simple, 90% of those with IBS have a psychiatric affliction.
As for the other simpletons, whom frequent this board, I doubt any of you has graduated from an Ivy League medical school.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 12, 2014 02:31PM
Whatever, the worst "doctors" in medicine. Even chiropractors mock you.
Today I've accomplished more than you have in your career.
I put soap bars down the goat and pig intestines. Aside from a blockage while wiggling to simulate bowel problems, the smell greatly improved.
Today I've accomplished more than you have in your career.
I put soap bars down the goat and pig intestines. Aside from a blockage while wiggling to simulate bowel problems, the smell greatly improved.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 12, 2014 06:10PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> These write ups are more juvenile and psychotic,
> than what a person would see at Woodburn or
> Dominion Hospitals.
>
> For Gordon and Supporter, I'd recommend a visit
> to a GI, along with professional counseling. The
> reason is simple, 90% of those with IBS have a
> psychiatric affliction.
>
> As for the other simpletons, whom frequent this
> board, I doubt any of you has graduated from an
> Ivy League medical school.
Might I recommend YOU visit a shrink? You must have some hang up for continually visiting this site.
I don't need a shrink. As I said, my condition was based on NORMAL, EVERY DAY stress, topped off with eating too many nuts. I rarely eat that many, so shitting a Leprachaun every once in a while won't kill me.
If you'd like to pay for my sessions, feel free. Otherwise, please stop preaching your bull shit.
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> These write ups are more juvenile and psychotic,
> than what a person would see at Woodburn or
> Dominion Hospitals.
>
> For Gordon and Supporter, I'd recommend a visit
> to a GI, along with professional counseling. The
> reason is simple, 90% of those with IBS have a
> psychiatric affliction.
>
> As for the other simpletons, whom frequent this
> board, I doubt any of you has graduated from an
> Ivy League medical school.
Might I recommend YOU visit a shrink? You must have some hang up for continually visiting this site.
I don't need a shrink. As I said, my condition was based on NORMAL, EVERY DAY stress, topped off with eating too many nuts. I rarely eat that many, so shitting a Leprachaun every once in a while won't kill me.
If you'd like to pay for my sessions, feel free. Otherwise, please stop preaching your bull shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 13, 2014 07:08AM
Thank you for having our collective asses backed up Supporter.
I'm sorry you also have less than stellar bowels too, but most are supportive.
Later today I hope to post some findings on the intestinal experiments.
I'm sorry you also have less than stellar bowels too, but most are supportive.
Later today I hope to post some findings on the intestinal experiments.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 13, 2014 09:07AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Thank you for having our collective asses backed
> up Supporter.
>
> I'm sorry you also have less than stellar bowels
> too, but most are supportive.
>
> Later today I hope to post some findings on the
> intestinal experiments.
A layman "experimenting" with livestock innards.
I think it would behoove each and everyone of you, to forgo the psychiatrist, and respond to Dominion or Woodburn. Straight jacket material.
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> Thank you for having our collective asses backed
> up Supporter.
>
> I'm sorry you also have less than stellar bowels
> too, but most are supportive.
>
> Later today I hope to post some findings on the
> intestinal experiments.
A layman "experimenting" with livestock innards.
I think it would behoove each and everyone of you, to forgo the psychiatrist, and respond to Dominion or Woodburn. Straight jacket material.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 13, 2014 10:23AM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> Blooming Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thank you for having our collective asses
> backed
> > up Supporter.
> >
> > I'm sorry you also have less than stellar
> bowels
> > too, but most are supportive.
> >
> > Later today I hope to post some findings on the
> > intestinal experiments.
>
>
> A layman "experimenting" with livestock innards.
>
> I think it would behoove each and everyone of you,
> to forgo the psychiatrist, and respond to Dominion
> or Woodburn. Straight jacket material.
Will you kindly shut the fuck up!
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> Blooming Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thank you for having our collective asses
> backed
> > up Supporter.
> >
> > I'm sorry you also have less than stellar
> bowels
> > too, but most are supportive.
> >
> > Later today I hope to post some findings on the
> > intestinal experiments.
>
>
> A layman "experimenting" with livestock innards.
>
> I think it would behoove each and everyone of you,
> to forgo the psychiatrist, and respond to Dominion
> or Woodburn. Straight jacket material.
Will you kindly shut the fuck up!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 13, 2014 11:25AM
Supporter Wrote:
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> Anon Doc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blooming Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thank you for having our collective asses
> > backed
> > > up Supporter.
> > >
> > > I'm sorry you also have less than stellar
> > bowels
> > > too, but most are supportive.
> > >
> > > Later today I hope to post some findings on
> the
> > > intestinal experiments.
> >
> >
> > A layman "experimenting" with livestock innards.
>
> >
> > I think it would behoove each and everyone of
> you,
> > to forgo the psychiatrist, and respond to
> Dominion
> > or Woodburn. Straight jacket material.
>
>
> Will you kindly shut the fuck up!
Very mature way of disagreement, perhaps your mother or father, did not subject you to a switch or bar of soap for being uncouth.
I would be happy to spend my weekend painting bird houses, yet your write ups dissuade patients from potential GI visits. As a young man I dedicated my career to research and helping patients due to my favorite uncles suffering, and will not let my work or years of experience be made a mockery by psychotic individuals.
Seriously do you trust modern medicine, or a man with livestock innards?
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> Anon Doc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blooming Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thank you for having our collective asses
> > backed
> > > up Supporter.
> > >
> > > I'm sorry you also have less than stellar
> > bowels
> > > too, but most are supportive.
> > >
> > > Later today I hope to post some findings on
> the
> > > intestinal experiments.
> >
> >
> > A layman "experimenting" with livestock innards.
>
> >
> > I think it would behoove each and everyone of
> you,
> > to forgo the psychiatrist, and respond to
> Dominion
> > or Woodburn. Straight jacket material.
>
>
> Will you kindly shut the fuck up!
Very mature way of disagreement, perhaps your mother or father, did not subject you to a switch or bar of soap for being uncouth.
I would be happy to spend my weekend painting bird houses, yet your write ups dissuade patients from potential GI visits. As a young man I dedicated my career to research and helping patients due to my favorite uncles suffering, and will not let my work or years of experience be made a mockery by psychotic individuals.
Seriously do you trust modern medicine, or a man with livestock innards?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 13, 2014 11:33AM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> Supporter Wrote:
> >
> > Will you kindly shut the fuck up!
>
>
> Very mature way of disagreement, perhaps your
> mother or father, did not subject you to a switch
> or bar of soap for being uncouth.
>
> I would be happy to spend my weekend painting bird
> houses, yet your write ups dissuade patients from
> potential GI visits. As a young man I dedicated
> my career to research and helping patients due to
> my favorite uncles suffering, and will not let my
> work or years of experience be made a mockery by
> psychotic individuals.
>
> Seriously do you trust modern medicine, or a man
> with livestock innards?
It's not a matter of who to trust, if you had any inkling of why I'm here in the first place. Your perception needs some work.
And what the fuck does discipline as a child have to do with telling you to fuck yourself? I am fed up with your rude, condescending comments, thus telling you to fuck yourself. Let me say this one more time: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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> Supporter Wrote:
> >
> > Will you kindly shut the fuck up!
>
>
> Very mature way of disagreement, perhaps your
> mother or father, did not subject you to a switch
> or bar of soap for being uncouth.
>
> I would be happy to spend my weekend painting bird
> houses, yet your write ups dissuade patients from
> potential GI visits. As a young man I dedicated
> my career to research and helping patients due to
> my favorite uncles suffering, and will not let my
> work or years of experience be made a mockery by
> psychotic individuals.
>
> Seriously do you trust modern medicine, or a man
> with livestock innards?
It's not a matter of who to trust, if you had any inkling of why I'm here in the first place. Your perception needs some work.
And what the fuck does discipline as a child have to do with telling you to fuck yourself? I am fed up with your rude, condescending comments, thus telling you to fuck yourself. Let me say this one more time: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 14, 2014 07:48AM
Doctor is a fine representative of what those with poor bowels.
Sorry and thank you supporter.
Down for the count today, as I just passed the soccer ball used for Germanys world cup victory.
Sorry and thank you supporter.
Down for the count today, as I just passed the soccer ball used for Germanys world cup victory.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: July 14, 2014 11:15AM
I'm dreading lunch time. For what reason my company cafeteria choices are fast food. I forgot my Slovak lunch and am worried.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
CERT Fan
()
Date: July 14, 2014 11:58AM
Tippys, yay or nay?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 14, 2014 03:32PM
Dr Hannibal Lecter might as well, have had a chance to disembowel me.
After round one this morning, I didn't expect a ton of bricks placenta after birth.
No amount of expresso or castor oil, could have helped lubricate the colon for that type of shit.
Here's to witch hazel and Epsom salt.
After round one this morning, I didn't expect a ton of bricks placenta after birth.
No amount of expresso or castor oil, could have helped lubricate the colon for that type of shit.
Here's to witch hazel and Epsom salt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 15, 2014 11:48AM
My poor rectum.
Have you ever given birth to a 24 lb butterball turkey?
Have you ever given birth to a 24 lb butterball turkey?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: July 16, 2014 08:36AM
The whole problem is American food. When I lived in Slovakia no one had problems. You come to America and your Daewoo has shit stained seats. It's time for Americans to demand Slovak foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: July 16, 2014 11:55AM
Good luck at Giant having food from Slovakia.
I'm not trying to be a dick, because I do agree with you about processed foods.
I'm not trying to be a dick, because I do agree with you about processed foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 17, 2014 07:00AM
Gordo, I agree with you on frozen foods especially.
One night I has the Swanson Hungry Man Chicken Dinner. My stomach looked like a malnourished childs from Africa, and the smell emanating from my bowels destroyed my nose hair.
If memory serves me correctly I put on a lot of English Leather.
One night I has the Swanson Hungry Man Chicken Dinner. My stomach looked like a malnourished childs from Africa, and the smell emanating from my bowels destroyed my nose hair.
If memory serves me correctly I put on a lot of English Leather.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 17, 2014 02:01PM
Sorry, that's the second Malaysian plane my bowels are responsible for.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 17, 2014 10:38PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Sorry, that's the second Malaysian plane my
> bowels are responsible for.
Booo, B.O.!!! Shame on you!! You've kinda crossed the line on that comment.
PS--No, this isn't AnonDoc. lol
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> Sorry, that's the second Malaysian plane my
> bowels are responsible for.
Booo, B.O.!!! Shame on you!! You've kinda crossed the line on that comment.
PS--No, this isn't AnonDoc. lol
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 18, 2014 08:31AM
I am sorry for that not brown, but off color joke supporter. Unlike the doctor, you actually have a heart. No more mentions of that act of terrorism compared to my bowels.
How are yours doing this morning? Mine recovered for awhile, then if you've seen the scene from Independence Day where the alien ship opens up to destroy Los Angeles, that pretty much sums things up.
How are yours doing this morning? Mine recovered for awhile, then if you've seen the scene from Independence Day where the alien ship opens up to destroy Los Angeles, that pretty much sums things up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: July 18, 2014 10:41AM
As a man with Slavic blood, I agree with supporter. My heart goes out to them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 18, 2014 01:36PM
Gordo I am sorry. Please accept that I made a mistake. I hope you are okay.
Not to make light of the tragedy, but who else here watching the Presidents speech, thought his bowels were hurting.
He looked really uncomfortable.
Not to make light of the tragedy, but who else here watching the Presidents speech, thought his bowels were hurting.
He looked really uncomfortable.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 19, 2014 07:49AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Sorry, that's the second Malaysian plane my
> bowels are responsible for.
See a psychiatrist.
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> Sorry, that's the second Malaysian plane my
> bowels are responsible for.
See a psychiatrist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Support
()
Date: July 19, 2014 08:31PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> I am sorry for that not brown, but off color joke
> supporter. Unlike the doctor, you actually have a
> heart. No more mentions of that act of terrorism
> compared to my bowels.
>
> How are yours doing this morning? up.
Well, I've over done it on ice cream sandwiches the whole week. Severe gas pains and bloody stools.....ALL MY FAULT!!! I did see they have lactose-free ice cream, so I'm definitely trying that next time!
Then I had Mexican yesterday w/lots of cheese. Again, BIG mistake!! Again, all my fault! lol
Thank you for your 'choice of words' with your descriptions. As well as supporting you guys, I also have to call you out when you've gone too far. :-)
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> I am sorry for that not brown, but off color joke
> supporter. Unlike the doctor, you actually have a
> heart. No more mentions of that act of terrorism
> compared to my bowels.
>
> How are yours doing this morning? up.
Well, I've over done it on ice cream sandwiches the whole week. Severe gas pains and bloody stools.....ALL MY FAULT!!! I did see they have lactose-free ice cream, so I'm definitely trying that next time!
Then I had Mexican yesterday w/lots of cheese. Again, BIG mistake!! Again, all my fault! lol
Thank you for your 'choice of words' with your descriptions. As well as supporting you guys, I also have to call you out when you've gone too far. :-)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 19, 2014 08:33PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> >
>
> See a psychiatrist.
AnonDoc, that is PERFECT for your epitaph on your headstone!!!
Because you are definitely a broken record. We'd all want those three words to be the last words out of your 'mouth,' because right now we've HAD IT!!!
PS--You were a bully in high school, weren't you?
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> >
>
> See a psychiatrist.
AnonDoc, that is PERFECT for your epitaph on your headstone!!!
Because you are definitely a broken record. We'd all want those three words to be the last words out of your 'mouth,' because right now we've HAD IT!!!
PS--You were a bully in high school, weren't you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 20, 2014 08:37AM
Sorry supporter,
That's a bad combo of food perhaps. One day I indulged in those, and my grandchildren thought, a space shuttle was being launched from the downstairs bathroom.
Here's to your bowels feeling better, and performing well as soon as possible.
It sounds like you squeezed out an entire mariachi band.
That's a bad combo of food perhaps. One day I indulged in those, and my grandchildren thought, a space shuttle was being launched from the downstairs bathroom.
Here's to your bowels feeling better, and performing well as soon as possible.
It sounds like you squeezed out an entire mariachi band.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 20, 2014 11:54AM
Supporter Wrote:
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> Anon Doc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >
> >
> > See a psychiatrist.
>
>
> AnonDoc, that is PERFECT for your epitaph on your
> headstone!!!
>
> Because you are definitely a broken record. We'd
> all want those three words to be the last words
> out of your 'mouth,' because right now we've HAD
> IT!!!
>
> PS--You were a bully in high school, weren't you?
Preposterous, considering your recent write up, showing any lack of decorum.
I actually see a therapist twice a year, because most of my patients, are not easy to deal with. 90% of IBS patients have an underlying psychiatric condition.
The numbers nor do the NEJM or Lancet, back up your position, so perhaps you should go to medical school before throwing out ludicrous allegations.
Rectal bleeding could be an indicator of cancer. Make an appointment.
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> Anon Doc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >
> >
> > See a psychiatrist.
>
>
> AnonDoc, that is PERFECT for your epitaph on your
> headstone!!!
>
> Because you are definitely a broken record. We'd
> all want those three words to be the last words
> out of your 'mouth,' because right now we've HAD
> IT!!!
>
> PS--You were a bully in high school, weren't you?
Preposterous, considering your recent write up, showing any lack of decorum.
I actually see a therapist twice a year, because most of my patients, are not easy to deal with. 90% of IBS patients have an underlying psychiatric condition.
The numbers nor do the NEJM or Lancet, back up your position, so perhaps you should go to medical school before throwing out ludicrous allegations.
Rectal bleeding could be an indicator of cancer. Make an appointment.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 21, 2014 06:53AM
Supporter I've got your ass, because obviously the Dr doesn't back your bowels up.
What an ass he is, and I think he's a bully even now. Unfortunately he can say what he wants, but the fact is his "specialty" is made fun of by real doctors.
What an ass he is, and I think he's a bully even now. Unfortunately he can say what he wants, but the fact is his "specialty" is made fun of by real doctors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 21, 2014 12:06PM
I feel sorry for my bowels, but also for the shower Repair guy.
He walked out of my downstairs bathroom coughing, and asking if any animals died in there.
Technically yes, as some of my large loafs have contained beef and pork matter.
He walked out of my downstairs bathroom coughing, and asking if any animals died in there.
Technically yes, as some of my large loafs have contained beef and pork matter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nats Stadium 89
()
Date: July 22, 2014 08:39AM
Doug Fister won last night
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 22, 2014 09:37AM
All night long I was waiting for a midwife, a crash cart, anything for that matter.
There was concern my lower intestine was hanging on a thread, like an old timing belt that needed to be replaced.
No one, no even an ASE certified mechanic could fix this ass.
There was concern my lower intestine was hanging on a thread, like an old timing belt that needed to be replaced.
No one, no even an ASE certified mechanic could fix this ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 22, 2014 01:04PM
What happened to BEH?
Gordo, if you are here, what do you do to stop diarrhea? I'm getting the opposite reaction.
Gordo, if you are here, what do you do to stop diarrhea? I'm getting the opposite reaction.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 24, 2014 10:05AM
I'm glad to be out of the hospital, but I think my rear end would be more gently treated by a construction worker.
Yes I can crap again, but that doctor was sadistic.
Yes I can crap again, but that doctor was sadistic.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2014 06:29AM
Watching Morgan Freeman last night, he appeared to have bowel issues. Jimmy Fallon is in the clear, but alas for one of the most famous actors, it seems he's backed up.
I would like to ask Mr. Freeman, how are your bowels sir? How did they work during Robin Hood, when you stood on that castle wall?
Now off to the lavatory, as it appears Kevin Costner is kicking my lower intestine.
I would like to ask Mr. Freeman, how are your bowels sir? How did they work during Robin Hood, when you stood on that castle wall?
Now off to the lavatory, as it appears Kevin Costner is kicking my lower intestine.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 25, 2014 08:06AM
My poor rectum.
If someone could send it a card or flowers, that would be kind. It was a birthing crowning type of event.
I screamed, cried, prayed, and used my deep breathing exercises.
The rest of this day is over, or until I brew another rhinoceros sized shit again.
If someone could send it a card or flowers, that would be kind. It was a birthing crowning type of event.
I screamed, cried, prayed, and used my deep breathing exercises.
The rest of this day is over, or until I brew another rhinoceros sized shit again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: July 25, 2014 10:30AM
At least you don't wear adult diapers! Your complaints are nothing, nothing!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 26, 2014 09:40AM
Supporter, have you gone to a GI for Chron's/ Ulcerative Colitis, and rectal cancer tests yet?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
SalGovernale
()
Date: July 26, 2014 10:57PM
Learned a very important lesson a couple weeks ago in regards to new car functions and farts. I bought a new vehicle and decided to try the ventilated seats after I had farted on my way to work. The smell of sulfer and cheese from the scrambled egs and sausage I had for breakfast was blown right back in my face and allowed the fart to grow and blossom even more. Had to roll all the windows down and open the sunroof to air it out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2014 07:25AM
Those seats don't sound their weight in brown.
Have you tried charcoal? Perhaps seat covers for gas are available, it is incredible what scents our intestines or fecal matter can provide.
If only there was a way, to make shit smell like flowers, or another pleasant aroma.
Now off to drop a 22 lb Purdue.
Have you tried charcoal? Perhaps seat covers for gas are available, it is incredible what scents our intestines or fecal matter can provide.
If only there was a way, to make shit smell like flowers, or another pleasant aroma.
Now off to drop a 22 lb Purdue.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: July 27, 2014 10:48AM
These write ups are empirical proof, of how far societies mores have declined.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 27, 2014 12:50PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> These write ups are empirical proof, of how far
> societies mores have declined.
How are your bowels? Just once squat a mile in our brown shoes with scuffed up heels.
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> These write ups are empirical proof, of how far
> societies mores have declined.
How are your bowels? Just once squat a mile in our brown shoes with scuffed up heels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nats Stadium 89
()
Date: July 27, 2014 01:23PM
Doug Fister is on the mound!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 27, 2014 08:49PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> Supporter, have you gone to a GI for Chron's/
> Ulcerative Colitis, and rectal cancer tests yet?
I can't believe I'm answering you, but ...
No, A.N., no appt because I have no insurance, thanks to the Republicans in VA who voted against Medicare to prove their stupid-assed point...of course, Obama implemented it in the first place, so I'll blame him....OFF TOPIC
I can't even afford going to my Rheumatologist every 3 months for blood work because of the Humira I'm on!!! (Dr-$125; blood work $110ish) I need to deal with my Psoriatic Arthritis before I worry about a temporary tummy problem because of what food I'm eating.
So PLEASE don't start hounding me on going to a doctor as you've done in the past. As I said, it's because I've even so much dairy, which I've stopped and my tummy is fine.
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> Supporter, have you gone to a GI for Chron's/
> Ulcerative Colitis, and rectal cancer tests yet?
I can't believe I'm answering you, but ...
No, A.N., no appt because I have no insurance, thanks to the Republicans in VA who voted against Medicare to prove their stupid-assed point...of course, Obama implemented it in the first place, so I'll blame him....OFF TOPIC
I can't even afford going to my Rheumatologist every 3 months for blood work because of the Humira I'm on!!! (Dr-$125; blood work $110ish) I need to deal with my Psoriatic Arthritis before I worry about a temporary tummy problem because of what food I'm eating.
So PLEASE don't start hounding me on going to a doctor as you've done in the past. As I said, it's because I've even so much dairy, which I've stopped and my tummy is fine.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: July 27, 2014 08:51PM
REITERATION: Humira is free because I'm on their Patient Assistance Program because of low income.
And without the Humira, I'd not be able to move around to even GO to work!!!
So, some of us have to weed out what is more important -- and to top that off, I need a mammogram before I need to be tested for Chron's or anything else when it's my diet.
And without the Humira, I'd not be able to move around to even GO to work!!!
So, some of us have to weed out what is more important -- and to top that off, I need a mammogram before I need to be tested for Chron's or anything else when it's my diet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 28, 2014 03:13PM
I think my bowels just passed one of those new curved LED television screens.
Oh yes that was a Samsung 70" one, and the amount of damage below decks is beyond comprehension.
Oh yes that was a Samsung 70" one, and the amount of damage below decks is beyond comprehension.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 29, 2014 11:57AM
Apparently you can overdose on Metamucil.
I just shit out a tangerine.
The aroma isn't fruity, but that was a great crap.
I just shit out a tangerine.
The aroma isn't fruity, but that was a great crap.
Sick fucks
Posted by:
We rigor
()
Date: July 29, 2014 10:41PM
You are all liars. This must be coming from Woodburn.
Re: Sick fucks
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2014 07:20AM
If anyone would sign a petition, to update the Bristol Stool Guide, please let me know.
Re: Sick fucks
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: July 30, 2014 01:50PM
Older folks here, will remember space capsules such as the Apollo and Gemini missions, ending with a parachute.
What I dropped earlier could have used that.
With a face like John Boehner crying, my toes scraping the tiles, I was able to drop off the cargo with a large splash
John Glenn has nothing on that.
What I dropped earlier could have used that.
With a face like John Boehner crying, my toes scraping the tiles, I was able to drop off the cargo with a large splash
John Glenn has nothing on that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mTkxV
()
Date: August 07, 2014 06:04AM
bump
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 12, 2014 07:49PM
I am home after a Bowel failure of Biblical proprtions. The hospital stay did clear out my colon, but the tapioca pudding gets old quite fast. As does the squash, castor oil, and IV fluids.
I hope everyone and their bowels are okay, and I think my pipes are clean.
I hope everyone and their bowels are okay, and I think my pipes are clean.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
TCC stud
()
Date: August 14, 2014 12:39PM
any women want to fuck now I will use your asshole
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supernigger
()
Date: August 14, 2014 11:13PM
I discovered today those buffets with soft serve ice cream at the end aren't such a good idea. Something about the dried pastes in Chinese food and sugars/lactose in ice cream made for goopy poop and painful gas. Reminds me of my days of drinking birch beer with boiled shrimp...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 15, 2014 06:39PM
Super, that combo is not a good one. Even for those who don't have a diagnosed bowel related condition, remnants of gas and fecal matter can be problematic.
A vacation to my son's house at Smith Mountain Lake was a disaster. The grandkids were running around, and I just got this feeling.
I put my rear in the lake, squeezed off a hideous bowel movement. A lot of fish floated belly up, so I know that one was truly horrendous.
I felt like an Indian on the Ganges River, wiping my soiled hole with the water.
A vacation to my son's house at Smith Mountain Lake was a disaster. The grandkids were running around, and I just got this feeling.
I put my rear in the lake, squeezed off a hideous bowel movement. A lot of fish floated belly up, so I know that one was truly horrendous.
I felt like an Indian on the Ganges River, wiping my soiled hole with the water.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 18, 2014 04:13PM
I think I just unloaded that convenience store in Ferguson, Missouri.
My poor rear end looks like a garage.
My poor rear end looks like a garage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 19, 2014 09:47AM
The best thing about pizza is how it looks and tastes.
Unfortunately the results are a disaster. Two toilet paper rolls were needed.
Unfortunately the results are a disaster. Two toilet paper rolls were needed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 21, 2014 11:17AM
Okay I think I know where the head of that journalist in Iraq is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 23, 2014 10:52AM
Has anyone else suffered from neighbors, about unsavory scents? I believe that my consumption of apricots and Metamucil have led, to being humiliated at an HOA board meeting.
My bowels were part of the discussion.
My bowels were part of the discussion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: August 24, 2014 08:29AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Okay I think I know where the head of that
> journalist in Iraq is.
I stand corrected, as perhaps you are beyond help from a competent psychiatrist.
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> Okay I think I know where the head of that
> journalist in Iraq is.
I stand corrected, as perhaps you are beyond help from a competent psychiatrist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 27, 2014 08:02AM
Doc, after dropping off something out of the National Zoos elephant house, I don't need to hear your badgering this morning.
My asshole looks like it's been sabotaged.
My asshole looks like it's been sabotaged.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: August 28, 2014 01:40PM
I just dropped what appears to be a botox loaded Joan Rivers like shit.
No plastic surgeon could put my intestines back together after that Herculean dump.
No plastic surgeon could put my intestines back together after that Herculean dump.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 28, 2014 03:22PM
Hey Blooming Onion, could this be your work?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1636460.html
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1636460.html
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: August 31, 2014 01:26PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Hey Blooming Onion, could this be your work?
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/163
> 6460.html
We've come a long way from saying grace prior to a meal, to what these boards represent.
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> Hey Blooming Onion, could this be your work?
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/163
> 6460.html
We've come a long way from saying grace prior to a meal, to what these boards represent.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 01, 2014 07:10AM
What do saying prayers have to do with bowel maladies, except wishing for divine intervention?
My asshole looks like a German bunker from Normandy, and your fellow "doctors" haven't been all that helpful.
My asshole looks like a German bunker from Normandy, and your fellow "doctors" haven't been all that helpful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 02, 2014 11:09AM
Be advised, that was not a earthquake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 04, 2014 11:56AM
Astrologer seems to help slightly. My rectum isn't as battle scarred as usual.I don't get why people put things up their assholes, as my suffering is a reminder of butt problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
It's BEH or Northman
()
Date: September 04, 2014 12:09PM
BEH or Northman are obsessed with scat still. Perhaps they should rub shit all over each other and engage in other savage acts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 05, 2014 07:10AM
It's several million of us jerk.
That's in this nation alone. As I wipe my savagely punished rectum, while listening to Peter Cetera, I am tired of the hating. Whether it's the GI who acts like a barbarian, or dropping off a shit the size of a Cadillac, you should show some decency.
When your bowels betray you....
That's in this nation alone. As I wipe my savagely punished rectum, while listening to Peter Cetera, I am tired of the hating. Whether it's the GI who acts like a barbarian, or dropping off a shit the size of a Cadillac, you should show some decency.
When your bowels betray you....
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: September 06, 2014 10:09AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> It's several million of us jerk.
>
> That's in this nation alone. As I wipe my savagely
> punished rectum, while listening to Peter Cetera,
> I am tired of the hating. Whether it's the GI who
> acts like a barbarian, or dropping off a shit the
> size of a Cadillac, you should show some decency.
>
>
> When your bowels betray you....
While I understand your frustration, these write ups are not a way to generate awareness and empathy.
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> It's several million of us jerk.
>
> That's in this nation alone. As I wipe my savagely
> punished rectum, while listening to Peter Cetera,
> I am tired of the hating. Whether it's the GI who
> acts like a barbarian, or dropping off a shit the
> size of a Cadillac, you should show some decency.
>
>
> When your bowels betray you....
While I understand your frustration, these write ups are not a way to generate awareness and empathy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 06, 2014 12:40PM
Have you seen the shrink doctor?
My personal tale or tail exemplifies the woe of millions. Your demeanor is the norm, along with your lack of grasping this IBS.
How's the cure coming along, or are you going to continue brutalizing bowels?
My personal tale or tail exemplifies the woe of millions. Your demeanor is the norm, along with your lack of grasping this IBS.
How's the cure coming along, or are you going to continue brutalizing bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH or Northman
()
Date: September 06, 2014 02:17PM
BEH and Northman continue their love of all thins scat. Why not roll around in shit piles with them?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 07, 2014 09:40AM
BEH or Northman Wrote:
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> BEH and Northman continue their love of all thins
> scat. Why not roll around in shit piles with them?
I wish you a awful crap from the Bristol Stool Chart.
My ass is in perpetual pain. Do you crap out long and wide lumber sized shits?
This is meant to be for those suffering. I'm not sure why you keep ranting, but experience the pain of crapping Dodge Caravans, and then you can complain.
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> BEH and Northman continue their love of all thins
> scat. Why not roll around in shit piles with them?
I wish you a awful crap from the Bristol Stool Chart.
My ass is in perpetual pain. Do you crap out long and wide lumber sized shits?
This is meant to be for those suffering. I'm not sure why you keep ranting, but experience the pain of crapping Dodge Caravans, and then you can complain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 09, 2014 07:51AM
It was if I was a C130 Hercules, deploying a squadron of military jumpers.
Last night was a mess, and while carrots are good for you, I believe they led to this barbaric adventure in defecation.
The smell lingers this morning. Even with the fan on, and the window opened, I'm afraid my neighbors are going to call the health department.
A cure for IBS must be found.
Last night was a mess, and while carrots are good for you, I believe they led to this barbaric adventure in defecation.
The smell lingers this morning. Even with the fan on, and the window opened, I'm afraid my neighbors are going to call the health department.
A cure for IBS must be found.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Reality Checker
()
Date: September 09, 2014 09:57AM
If the underground is your way of gaining awareness you are fucked.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: September 10, 2014 09:50AM
I believe close to 25,000 people have seen this. Fairfax Underground has a large, articulate population. These people have influence and money, with many of them having less than stellar bowels.
Added to the list is John Kerry. He might not admit it, but watching his press conference, I was able to determine his bowels aren't going to win any awards.
Added to the list is John Kerry. He might not admit it, but watching his press conference, I was able to determine his bowels aren't going to win any awards.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: September 12, 2014 01:21PM
Yesterday commemorating 9/11, I took the day off, and tried a fruit based diet.
9/12 now might make the history books now, as an Islamic fatwa was dispensed through my ass.
My best guess is a combination of fruitose and water, led to such a monsterous dump, and invest in stocks for Epsom salts.
9/12 now might make the history books now, as an Islamic fatwa was dispensed through my ass.
My best guess is a combination of fruitose and water, led to such a monsterous dump, and invest in stocks for Epsom salts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: September 13, 2014 04:26PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Yesterday commemorating 9/11, I took the day off,
> and tried a fruit based diet.
>
> 9/12 now might make the history books now, as an
> Islamic fatwa was dispensed through my ass.
>
> My best guess is a combination of fruitose and
> water, led to such a monsterous dump, and invest
> in stocks for Epsom salts.
Using an analogy to 9/11 to describe your medical issues is evil.
As for fruits, most of them in a properly balanced diet that's beyond your comprehension, can greatly decrease IBS problems.
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> Yesterday commemorating 9/11, I took the day off,
> and tried a fruit based diet.
>
> 9/12 now might make the history books now, as an
> Islamic fatwa was dispensed through my ass.
>
> My best guess is a combination of fruitose and
> water, led to such a monsterous dump, and invest
> in stocks for Epsom salts.
Using an analogy to 9/11 to describe your medical issues is evil.
As for fruits, most of them in a properly balanced diet that's beyond your comprehension, can greatly decrease IBS problems.