being a young person and all is pretty hard when you have zero guidance on this kinds of things... but let me ask all of you sexing people:


HOW DO YOU GET LAID?!


i'm young n moderately attractive but i do not understand how it works...embarrassing but yea. help a kid out

saged and confused Wrote:
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> being a young person and all is pretty hard when
> you have zero guidance on this kinds of things...
> but let me ask all of you sexing people:
>
>
> HOW DO YOU GET LAID?!
>
>
> i'm young n moderately attractive but i do not
> understand how it works...embarrassing but yea.
> help a kid out

I always walk up to a girl and am like "bitch we're gonna fuck". And they are always like "OK let me get out of my panties"

Anyone else?

You can go to a club or bar, find a drunk girl and start talking, kissing, and then take her to your place to fuck.


You can try plenty of fish, be sure to lie lie lie and prepare to settle for an ugly girl. This is not bad if you are desperate and just need any pussy.


Hispanic girls and FOB Asians, talk to them at grocery stores, be friendly ask for their number. They like American men so they will just smile and and be as happy as you are about the whole deal.


A lot of girls want some dick in their life as badly as you want vag in yours. Dont be scared.

Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have to pretend you really like her in order to get laid.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.

That's what Justin Bieber does.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.

Pretty sad,Stabitha. The only suggestion you have.

hit on eesh. that little bottom boy likes dick

If you are truly "moderately attractive" you shouldn't have any problem. If you truly just want to get laid, and you aren't looking for a hottie, go to a club/bar and go ugly early. Or go hoggin'. Essentially the same thing.

is it normal to have sex with your mother ?

nairboy Wrote:
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> is it normal to have sex with your mother ?

If you can tolerate her loss of hearing and sight, and spitting out gray hairballs afterwards, yes, I guess it is normal.

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont have
> to pretend you really like her in order to get
> laid.

If he can't carry on a decent conversation then he'll probably have to resort to hookers.

Sometimes you're better served washing your hands and rubbing off.

get some roofies from the kids that hang around your playground.

People, PLEASE!

Do you really feel good about feeding misery with new masturbation material?

unknownuser123 Wrote:
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> hit on eesh. that little bottom boy likes dick


Eesh would make a fine little push cushion.

Hank Moody Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
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> > Hire a hooker. No fuss, no muss. And you dont
> have
> > to pretend you really like her in order to get
> > laid.
>
> If he can't carry on a decent conversation then
> he'll probably have to resort to hookers.

How do you carry a decent conversation?

Oh look at that painting on the wall!

Whats your favorite color?

And finally the most commonly asked question in NOVA, "what do you do?"

If you really suck at carrying a conversation, just ask questions and pretend to be interested. Most women will love talking about themselves if they think you're genuinely interested. You'll probably have to fake it, tho, and force yourself to not lose focus. Here's what I do sometimes, - "Uh, huh", "Yeah, thats right", "Wow, really?", "Thats great!", just interchange them until you hear the tone of a question.

All you really have to do is be interesting and not be nervous. In other words, you're fucked, asshole.

Blowjob in car?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: May 14, 2013 07:17PM

A girl I know wants to slob my knob in the car Friday night. Some kind of kinky fetish thing she has going on. My question is, what kind of (if any) trouble can you get in if a cop happens to come by or somebody calls the cops? Nothing should be visible unless he comes right over and looks in the window.

Just make shit up, definitely lie if you have to.



"I volunteered at the animal shelter last week...."


"I went to Yale but I just didn't really like the serious atmosphere..."

and so on

Lie about past relationships, if you don't that will be a completely silent topic for you.