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96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: StatsMan ()
Date: August 10, 2013 07:45PM

96 percent of people in the world on average, male or female, have had a male dick in their mouth at some point in their lives:

55 percent of women; of the 55 percent of women in the world, almost all have had a dick in mouth, leaving a neglige margin of .0001 percent who have not

10 percent of gay guys; all gay guys have had it

10 percent of gay women; of the 15 percent of gay women in the world, 100 percent have at least "tried" a dick at one time

25 percent of male prisoners in the world; of the 30 percent past or present male prisoners doing hard time in the world, 100 percent have had dick and most have it on a daily basis

1 percent of drug addicts; of the 1 percent of drug addicts, 100 percent have had dick in mouth at one point or another as payment for drugs



that leaves only 4 percent of people in the world, representing almost exclusively non-prisoner, non-addict, straight males, who have never and never will have tried it. that breaks down to about only 137 men in the world today who have not had a dick in their mouth. everyone else has.

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: just one question... ()
Date: August 10, 2013 07:49PM

How does this thread have 500 views in less than 5 minutes?

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: What abou this fat bastard ()
Date: August 10, 2013 07:55PM

How many dicks has he had in his mouth?
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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: August 10, 2013 08:14PM

That math doesn't make sense. You're erroneously assuming that 10% of the population is homosexual, which isn't true. Accurate figures put the number around 3-4% at highest. Kinsey's studies are demonstrably wrong.

Also, 4% of the male population of the world is not 137 men. It's roughly 139 million.

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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Too many words, lost interest ()
Date: August 10, 2013 08:22PM

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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 10, 2013 08:55PM

How did they acquire these study results. I wasn't asked. Were any of you?

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: American Institute for Science ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:09PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> That math doesn't make sense. You're erroneously
> assuming that 10% of the population is homosexual,
> which isn't true. Accurate figures put the number
> around 3-4% at highest. Kinsey's studies are
> demonstrably wrong.
>
> Also, 4% of the male population of the world is
> not 137 men. It's roughly 139 million.


This study is according to the American Institute for Science, a non-profit group.

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:23PM

American Institute for Science Wrote:
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> Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That math doesn't make sense. You're
> erroneously
> > assuming that 10% of the population is
> homosexual,
> > which isn't true. Accurate figures put the
> number
> > around 3-4% at highest. Kinsey's studies are
> > demonstrably wrong.
> >
> > Also, 4% of the male population of the world is
> > not 137 men. It's roughly 139 million.
>
>
> This study is according to the American Institute
> for Science, a non-profit group.

Link?

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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: American Institute for Science ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:26PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> American Institute for Science Wrote:
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> -----
> > Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > That math doesn't make sense. You're
> > erroneously
> > > assuming that 10% of the population is
> > homosexual,
> > > which isn't true. Accurate figures put the
> > number
> > > around 3-4% at highest. Kinsey's studies are
> > > demonstrably wrong.
> > >
> > > Also, 4% of the male population of the world
> is
> > > not 137 men. It's roughly 139 million.
> >
> >
> > This study is according to the American
> Institute
> > for Science, a non-profit group.
>
> Link?


www.americaninstituteforscience.org

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 10, 2013 11:37PM

does your own count?

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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 10, 2013 11:40PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> does your own count?



You aren't that flexible.

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 10, 2013 11:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > does your own count?
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>
>
> You aren't that flexible.


not anymore no, but the title was past tense so i was just seeing if that qualified.

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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Pierre, the lumberjack ()
Date: August 11, 2013 01:10AM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> That math doesn't make sense. You're erroneously
> assuming that 10% of the population is homosexual,
> which isn't true. Accurate figures put the number
> around 3-4% at highest. Kinsey's studies are
> demonstrably wrong.
>
> Also, 4% of the male population of the world is
> not 137 men. It's roughly 139 million.


So...
How many dicks have you had in your mouth,YC?
We know you're not a four percenter.

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: mr fix it ()
Date: August 11, 2013 09:49AM

96 percent of democrats in the world on average, male, have had a male dick in their mouth at some point in their lives:

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: dftrewee ()
Date: August 11, 2013 09:53AM

does sucking on a dildo while at mom's computer wearing a football helmet count ?

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:06AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> does your own count?


Ahhhh... You beat me to it.

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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: The Stallers ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:51AM

mr fix it Wrote:
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> 96 percent of democrats in the world on average,
> male, have had a male dick in their mouth at some
> point in their lives:

How cum it's always a republican congressman who is caught with a cock in his mouth? Or a conservative preacher also caught with a cock in the ass?

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Guilty Pleasures ()
Date: August 11, 2013 11:54AM

The Stallers Wrote:
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> How cum it's always a republican congressman who
> is caught with a cock in his mouth? Or a
> conservative preacher also caught with a cock in
> the ass?

They can't help they way they are, but it's a well known fact that those who are vehemently anti-homosexual are trying to hide their own homosexual desires

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: barry sobe ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:06PM

The Stallers Wrote:
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> mr fix it Wrote:
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> -----
> > 96 percent of democrats in the world on
> average,
> > male, have had a male dick in their mouth at
> some
> > point in their lives:
>
> How cum it's always a republican congressman who
> is caught with a cock in his mouth? Or a
> conservative preacher also caught with a cock in
> the ass?


Thats the remaining 4%. Common knowledge about the 96% democrats

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:15PM

The Stallers Wrote:
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> mr fix it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 96 percent of democrats in the world on
> average,
> > male, have had a male dick in their mouth at
> some
> > point in their lives:
>
> How cum it's always a republican congressman who
> is caught with a cock in his mouth? Or a
> conservative preacher also caught with a cock in
> the ass?


It's not, but if that's what you need to believe to feed your hatred for conservatives or Republicans, go for it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_first_LGBT_holders_of_political_offices_in_the_United_States

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:18PM

Guilty Pleasures Wrote:
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> The Stallers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How cum it's always a republican congressman
> who
> > is caught with a cock in his mouth? Or a
> > conservative preacher also caught with a cock
> in
> > the ass?
>
> They can't help they way they are, but it's a well
> known fact that those who are vehemently
> anti-homosexual are trying to hide their own
> homosexual desires


If it's a "well known fact" it should be pretty easy to provide proof.

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:33PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > does your own count?
> >
> >
> >
> > You aren't that flexible.
>
>
> not anymore no, but the title was past tense so i
> was just seeing if that qualified.
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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:48PM

eesh Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > bloody blisters Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > does your own count?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You aren't that flexible.
> >
> >
> > not anymore no, but the title was past tense so
> i
> > was just seeing if that qualified.

You don't need to be flexible when it's two feet long.

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Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: Guilty Pleasures ()
Date: August 11, 2013 01:30PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> It's not, but if that's what you need to believe
> to feed your hatred for conservatives or
> Republicans, go for it.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_first_LGB
> T_holders_of_political_offices_in_the_United_State
> s

They weren't hypocritical about it. Bashing gays while at the same time stuffing their face with cock is a uniquely conservative thing. A quick Google search reveals the the top 10 gay hypocrites:

http://m.ranker.com/list/top-10-anti-gay-activists-caught-being-gay/joanne

Don't seem to be any liberals in there...

Re: 96 pecent of folks in the world have had a penis in their mouths
Posted by: kindful ()
Date: August 12, 2013 04:18PM

This post is disgusting.

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