if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly way? touch her belly maybe.

When she's stepping off a curb into traffic.

Inger Drampman Wrote:
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.

Just as long as you aren't observed sniffing your fingers afterwards.

Right after lovin' but definitely before squeezin'. And most definitely before another. I bet it's tearin' you apart in every every way.

So Sue Me Wrote:
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> When she's stepping off a curb into traffic.


what about pushing them off a curb into traffic.


uh oh should not have said that.. NSA is monitoring and be watching me on street cams all day

Oh what can I say?

Small of back.

Only a small minority find it discomforting.

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Inger Drampman Wrote:
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.


May as well go straight for the taint.

One way or another, you'll get a reaction.

It's ok to lift a skirt as long as you say, "Peekaboo!".

After you've learned her name, it is perfectly acceptable to grasp her nipples between your fingers, squeeze them as hard as you can and yell, "BEEP BEEP!" as loud as you can.

Never.

Women respond favorably to a steady and confident hand.

They don't want a nervous, sweaty mitted goof pawing them- they want a firm but tender touch.

Very few women do not like to be touched, usually militant lesbians and OCD sufferers.

Inger Drampman Wrote:
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.

On the autopsy table.