I know they are phony but be careful what you wish for. Mine is super sized and it is more trouble than its worth. GF complains about the size and she is not the first one. It takes a long time to get her ready. Even when I do get entry I can only at most get 3/4 in. Anal is out of the question. I would love to have a normal size with normal girth.

So, your GF is a gnat?

Call Lorena Bobbitt and get a trim

I also have a problem by having a monster penis. Fortunately I found a woman named Alias (a regular poster here) that has a huge gaping vagina and loose asshole. She lets me ride her hard.



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> I also have a problem by having a monster penis.
> Fortunately I found a woman named Alias (a regular
> poster here) that has a huge gaping vagina and
> loose asshole. She lets me ride her hard.

I'm guessing you had to slip her some GHB before you rammed that monster in her?
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I took a video. Alias loves it deep in her.



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You're either hung like a horse......or Alias is a midget.

is it the filter? lighting? or is that shit bone dry?

Alias likes a sandpaper feel.

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> Alias likes a sandpaper feel.
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a john holmes wish he was

Damn, OP, 3/4 of an inch is pretty tiny. Your dick is small.

At 6 inches(try to contain your orgasms now ladies), I am average. Enlargement operation is like 5k for length and another 5k for girth. Not too bad if it wasnt for all the potential side effects