LOL! I love it when the retards on here take everything I say so seriously! I remember one time I said HP made MAC and some troll almost blew his fucking head off trying to prove to me that Apple made it. I was cracking up so hard I had tears! It got even more hilarious when I then said that Apple wasn't an electronic company, but a bank! LOL! People think I'm so stupid on here, it's fun! Hahahah! I have to go find that thread now and have a good day!



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LOL! Fuck it! Too lazy but I do remember now it was Vexxxed who almost had a heart attack when I said that! LOL! Figures!

Fucking LOL!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMb_kh_glw

Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm out! For now..don't miss me too much! I'll be back later!

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> what Ambien writes....................

pop a few more ambien and drive a car off a cliff. No loss.
you are a waste of tax payers' money.

Aw, grow up. People actually like, love and need me in this world. I'm sorry you are miserable, sad and lonely but being a keyboard warrior will not change that. I'm sorry you hate your life so much, kid.

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> LOL! Fuck it! Too lazy but I do remember now it
> was Vexxxed who almost had a heart attack when I
> said that! LOL! Figures!


Pity.......it wasn't hard to find. Great read too.

Those were the days.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/862104/862213.html#msg-862213

Haha ironic too since it just came out that I actually wasn't lying about any of that!

By the way, Apple makes Droids!

Ambien Wrote:
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> LOL! I love it when the retards on here take
> everything I say so seriously! I remember one time
> I said HP made MAC and some troll almost blew his
> fucking head off trying to prove to me that Apple
> made it. I was cracking up so hard I had tears! It
> got even more hilarious when I then said that
> Apple wasn't an electronic company, but a bank!
> LOL! People think I'm so stupid on here, it's fun!
> Hahahah! I have to go find that thread now and
> have a good day!


That's stupid

As Vonnegut once wrote, "You are what you pretend to be, so be careful of who you pretend to be". (Mother Night)



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Sometimes when you get older you might figure out you know a lot but there's always a lot more to learn.


My head hurts I want to lie on beach and talk to Kate Upton and etc.

Oh

There is a sweet spot where people do a double-take, then realize you are being sarcastic. Going beyond that probably means you are trying to use sarcasm to be outrageous instead of using it to make a point. Which really means you aren't being sarcastic at all.

True. It's still hilarious either way!

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> People actually like, love and need
> me in this world.

Correct, we do need you. Low class citizens is key. The world would not run right without the low working at places like fast food businesses. We all thank you for your service. Just know for the low paying job you will have the rest of your life FFU appreciates you :)

Mkay.

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