Anyone follow the Three Stooges event at the FDA Silver Spring campus? It sounds like someone saw a gun in a car. Cops went apeshit and called in the infantry, CHIPS, Hawaii 5-0, NCIS and SWAT teams with helicopters and bazookas.

The entire campus was on FULL LOCKDOWN! ACTIVE SHOOTER! EVERYONE GET UNDER YOUR DESK AND STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS.

It went on for hours. They found that the car with the dangerous gun was owned by an employee. If an employee has a gun in his car, he's probably inside one of the buildings with Really Dangerous Stuff. Shoot to kill!

Hours later, they found the employee. And they found that he had a BB gun in his car. Thousands of manhours of time, not to mention the SWAT teams and the aircraft costs.

So, at least we know that not all idiots are in Arlington. Or even FairPox. Or whatever that crappy font is trying to say.