Reliable sources report that domestic terrorist Eric Bonetti is behind the hacking of the Grace Episcopal website.

Sugarland police have launched an inquiry and are stepping up security around the church, increasing the size of the Malm security detail, and placing undercover security officers in the congregation during services.

Episcopal Terror Network (ETN) officials did not respond to questions, shouting only,”Power to the Laity!,” to our reporter.

Sugarland Attorney General Jeff Chiow and his assistant, William Barr, report evidence of collusion and say that arrests are imminent, according to senior officials.