Episcopal priest Bob Malm today called the FBI and the Sugarland Police Department after discovering that a couple in North Carolina had threatened him. Operating a honey operation known as “Killer Bees Honey,” Malm is seeking a court order to protect him from their terrorizing and harassing posts.

“It’s clear to me that these are domestic terrorists, hiding behind their alleged business activities,” said Malm. “Further, their posts suggest that these sick, twisted dysfunctional people are into S&M....oh, wait, I’m not supposed to know about those things,” he quickly added. “But I’m still reporting them to the Episcopal Defense League.”

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