Driven by the fierce winds of Hurricane Flo, the swarm of killer bees that left Sugarland Texas more than a week ago has arrived in the metro DC area. At last report, the insects had taken up residence amidst the Gothic tracery of the National Cathedral. But where will they go next? To the White House, drawn by the foul odors emanating from the Oval Office? To the Pentagon, where they could well disrupt US national security? Or to Grace Episcopal Church in Alexandria, where they might launch a domestic terror attack? Or, worst case scenario, to an undisclosed location along Sanford Street in Alexandria, where they could target senior executives of the IKEA organization?

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