Bob Malm Scores Lucrative Endorsement Deal

Posted by: John Doenut ()

Date: September 10, 2018 10:27PM







For immediate release                 For Further Information contact: 
                                      John Doe
                                      Phone: 703-123-4567
                                      email: jqd@grace.com

Bob Malm Scores Lucrative Endorsement Deal

No one could see this coming. Mired in legal drama, on the heels of a serious injury, his name being dragged through the mud, fearing for his very life, IKEA announced today the introduction of the Malm line of fine furniture.

After he was informed of the signed endorsement contract, Malm exclaimed, "I'm going to Disneyland! Wait, I mean... Sugar Land!"

Robert Malm represents all of the values of IKEA: steady, leadership, Christlike humility, and legally sound thinking. With these attributes, it was a no brainer to put his name on the new Malm bedroom series of furniture. You've seen him at the pulpit. You've seen him in the hospital. Now you can welcome him in to your bedroom. Check out the entire line of furniture at
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/series/07468/

According to an anonymous member of Grace Episcopal Church, "The Malm three drawer chest will be perfect for little Aidan's bedroom. But... do you think it will be hard to assemble?"

For more information or to find a location near you please visit www.ikea.com

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Bob Malm Scores Lucrative Endorsement Deal

Posted by: John Donut ()

Date: September 10, 2018 10:28PM







For immediate release                 For Further Information contact: 
                                      John Doe
                                      Phone: 703-123-4567
                                      email: jqd@grace.com

Bob Malm Scores Lucrative Endorsement Deal

No one could see this coming. Mired in legal drama, on the heels of a serious injury, his name being dragged through the mud, fearing for his very life, IKEA announced today the introduction of the Malm line of fine furniture.

After he was informed of the signed endorsement contract, Malm exclaimed, "I'm going to Disneyland! Wait, I mean... Sugar Land!"

Robert Malm represents all of the values of IKEA: steady, leadership, Christlike humility, and legally sound thinking. With these attributes, it was a no brainer to put his name on the new Malm bedroom series of furniture. You've seen him at the pulpit. You've seen him in the hospital. Now you can welcome him in to your bedroom. Check out the entire line of furniture at
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/series/07468/

According to an anonymous member of Grace Episcopal Church, "The Malm three drawer chest will be perfect for little Aidan's bedroom. But... do you think it will be hard to assemble?"

For more information or to find a location near you please visit www.ikea.com

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Re: Bob Malm Scores Lucrative Endorsement Deal

Posted by: Eric Bonetti ()

Date: September 11, 2018 12:23PM

LMAO. Or maybe former lax player’s guide to the bars of the Holy Land.