EXCUSE ME WHERE CAN I FIND AN AUTHENTICALLY DELICIOUS CALZONE SURELY ONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES CAN ASSIST ME

The best I have found that are close to Fairfax county are in Sterling - http://www.emiliossterling.com/ Hand down the best brick oven pizza.

Hope this helps you son of a bitches.

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Lockie Wrote:
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> The best I have found that are close to Fairfax
> county are in Sterling -
> http://www.emiliossterling.com/ Hand down the
> best brick oven pizza.
>
> Hope this helps you son of a bitches.


THANK YOU

Maggiano's...or something like that. It's in Burke off burke Lake Rd, oppisite side of the road fron the Giant, next to Edible Arrangements. Mangino's maybe. Fucking great...and now I want one lol

Luciano's in oakton in the hunter mill shopping center. corner of rt. 123 and hunter mill road. authentic

Mama mia Manassas. Best within 106 miles of Fairfax.

I've always found calzone to be good but there's too much boring dough. I wish someone made panzerotti around here!

What's a panzerotti (OK, "panzerotto", but this isn't Italy)? It's a calzone that has been deep-fried briefly. You might say "Eww, gross" -- but if it's done right, it just makes the thing more delicious, not greasy. Think chimichanga vs. burrito.

They were big for a while in the 70s, then vanished for some reason. I've Googled, found a few places that still make 'em, but not around here.

And if you can prove me wrong on that last, please do!!!

Eww Gross!

This thread is 4 years old, Calzones are gone, they went extinct in 2013.

Meatball calzones rule!
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I like to let my calzone cool off and then stick my schlong in it.

Clzn Fkr Wrote:
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> I like to let my calzone cool off and then stick
> my schlong in it.

That's a dumpling you're fucking, not a calzone.

Surely... Wrote:
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> Clzn Fkr Wrote:
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> > I like to let my calzone cool off and then
> stick
> > my schlong in it.
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> That's a dumpling you're fucking, not a calzone.

Nothing better than a room temperature Perdue Oven Stuffer Roaster for some easy lovin.

Better to use a raw(uncooked)bird, as the cooked chicken tends to fall apart during vigorous pumping.

Nobody beats Basillini Italian Cafe (basillini.com) in Vienna.

Chick -fil-a doesn't sell Calzones, but Chick-fil-a is better.

Surely... Wrote:
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> Clzn Fkr Wrote:
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> > I like to let my calzone cool off and then
> stick
> > my schlong in it.
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> That's a dumpling you're fucking, not a calzone.


Don't call me Shirley.

Greybeard Wrote:
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> I've always found calzone to be good but there's
> too much boring dough. I wish someone made
> panzerotti around here!
>
> What's a panzerotti (OK, "panzerotto", but this
> isn't Italy)? It's a calzone that has been
> deep-fried briefly. You might say "Eww, gross" --
> but if it's done right, it just makes the thing
> more delicious, not greasy. Think chimichanga vs.
> burrito.
>
> They were big for a while in the 70s, then
> vanished for some reason. I've Googled, found a
> few places that still make 'em, but not around
> here.
>
> And if you can prove me wrong on that last, please
> do!!!

http://www.panzarotti.net/factory/index.html

https://www.facebook.com/notes/tarantini-panzarotti/heres-where-to-get-a-panzarotti/421798094499004

Use to drive up and get them twice a year for a fundraiser we would do. They are the real deal, legit Panzarotti. SO good!

That Dude Wrote:
> http://www.panzarotti.net/factory/index.html
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> https://www.facebook.com/notes/tarantini-panzarott
> i/heres-where-to-get-a-panzarotti/421798094499004
>
> Use to drive up and get them twice a year for a
> fundraiser we would do. They are the real deal,
> legit Panzarotti. SO good!

Wow! None around here still, but next time I'm heading up to NJ I will see if I'll be near any of these. Thanks!

Villa Bella in Burke is the best place I have found. It's in the shopping center with the Walmart formerly a K-Mart.

Calzones need to have lots of ricotta, otherwise you might as well just eat a pizza.

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Bazzanos in Ravensworth used to have the best calzones in the area. Too bad the Korean real estate mafia shut them down.

Primo Italiano in Plaza Americana in Reston had awesome, very large calzones. I just checked and Yelp is reporting that it's closed now though.

FrankR. Wrote:
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> Primo Italiano in Plaza Americana in Reston had
> awesome, very large calzones. I just checked and
> Yelp is reporting that it's closed now though.

Yeah, it's gone. Noticed that a couple of weeks ago.

Havabite - Fairfax City

Kal Zone Wrote:
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> Bazzanos in Ravensworth used to have the best
> calzones in the area. Too bad the Korean real
> estate mafia shut them down.


They really were not shut down. The Koreans like to raise the rents on non-Korean business.

Ludwig Wrote:
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> Kal Zone Wrote:
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> > Bazzanos in Ravensworth used to have the best
> > calzones in the area. Too bad the Korean real
> > estate mafia shut them down.
>
>
> They really were not shut down. The Koreans like
> to raise the rents on non-Korean business.

Don Mcilvaine owns Ravensworth Properties LLC.
... pretty sure he isn't Korean or part of any real estate mafia.
But keep derpin' if it makes you feel better.

Do any of the chain type places (Paisanos, Pizza Boli, Vocellis, etc.) make a decent calzone?

A Question Wrote:
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> Do any of the chain type places (Paisanos, Pizza
> Boli, Vocellis, etc.) make a decent calzone?

Paisanos is okay. I had one from Manhatten pizza a couple weeks back and it was terrible, all cold in the middle and really bland sauce.

My favorite calzone outside of NYC is Mamma Mia in Manassas.
http://www.mamamiapizza.net/

A Question Wrote:
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> Do any of the chain type places (Paisanos, Pizza
> Boli, Vocellis, etc.) make a decent calzone?


Surprisingly enough, Paisanos does make a decent calzone, at least my local one does. I get one about once a month, steak, onions and provolone, they don't skimp on the ricotta or mozz.

There is an Italian restaurant near the infamous Strath Road. Some guy named MJB told me they have Calzones there. However, he's not an Honest Abe.




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2627 New Market Rd
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Clzn Fkr Wrote:
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> I like to let my calzone cool off and then stick
> my schlong in it.


Pictures please!

Mamma Lucia's in the Fair City Mall. Best I've had since Philly or New York City. The pizza is great too.