Re: No More-Wednesday Night Crew, Rusty Hall, Timmy Hall-Posts
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A person who does not know
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Date: July 16, 2012 04:50PM
Timmy ain't deaded, and he ain't no zombie!
I know I been known to drink (a lot), but here's the true story...
I was onna side o' th' road, when my fucking AMF Harley died on me, and I was a-kicking it and a-kicking it, gettin' all kinds o' pissed off, and this dude rides up on his Harley and gets off.
"Havin trouble with your ride?" he asked.
"The fuck you think? Naw, I'm just kickin' it to get some exercise."
He didn't say nothing, but just looked at me, and then I realized he looked familiar. "Say, you look just like Timmy Hall, but he got all stove up and killed dead inna accident."
"I am Timmy," he says.
"Bullshit," I says back. Now, I had been to Kilroys and had a few beers on board, but I warn't real drunk.
I shall prove it," he says, "Start thou bike."
"That's funny,' I says,"this bitch ain't gonna start until she feels like startin', and furthermore, I got a jimmyleg from 'Nam, when I got wounded by them VC."
"Thou never were in Vietnam. Thou fucked up your knee when you fell off the bus arriving at Basic Training. Thou spent your military career hammering out dents in messkits."
"Shit," I says, nobody knows that, 'ceptin' Timmy, when I told him that in secret! Are you really Timmy?"
"I am, and I sit at the right hand of our Divinity."
"Sonny Barger?"
"No."
"The president of marketing for Harley Davidson?"
"No, you dumb shit...GOD!"
I ain't buying any o' this, and start laughing at him."
"Go on then," he says, "You don't believe me, you just go on and start that AMF Harley o' yours."
So just to humor this crazy man who does look a lot like Timmy, I get on my ride, and first off, my leg don't hurt at all, and then, I just give it one easy kick, and she not only fired right up, but she idled...well, I gotta say it...just as smooth as a jap bike."
"Holy shit!" I says, you just made a miracle...and you are Timmy, you ain't deaded!"
"No," he says, "I ain't dead, and will live on just as long as two WNC riders gather in my name."
So my bike is just a-sittin' there, idling smooth as can be, and I asks, "Timmy, what shall I tell the others...what message do you have for us."
He smiled and said, "Ride hard and party hard. That is what I sayeth onto you. And don't forget to arrive early at Kilroys for the Happy-Hour specials."
Is this for real? I think this is fake, but what do I know. This is a strange world and its full of suprises that sometimes you don't see coming. I just want to avoid DRAMA. Have you told anyone in WNC about this?