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You know your from Northern Virginia if...
Posted by: Bballr ()
Date: October 21, 2005 09:12PM

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NORTHERN VIRGINIA IF...

1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to get anywhere (95, 66, 28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class went to either Mason, JMU, Tech, Radford, or UVA
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because it's easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. You dread going to the DMV for anything
9. It's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through
11. A red light means 2 more can
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. You drive at least 30 miles a day to get to work
17. You do your Christmas shopping online b/c the shopping malls are like parking lots
18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
19. You know that each high school in the region had its own corresponding McDonald's
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the local high school's student parking lot are worth 3x those in the teacher parking lot
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak English
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. You remember the Air and Space museum fondly from school fieldtrips to DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You don't actually like the Redskins/Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of work
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurance
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
36. You don't have enough room on your home lot to build a garage
37. You know where to find Midgetville
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop or Teresa Smoot
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC
44. Most of Loudon County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
46. You know who Elliott is
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green
49. Two words: rush hour
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters, F-15s, and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurance
52. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new

Re: You know your from Northern Virginia if...
Posted by: tina ()
Date: October 21, 2005 10:32PM

this never gets old

and its so true

Re: You know your from Northern Virginia if...
Posted by: Tina lover.... not really ()
Date: October 21, 2005 10:36PM

Who's Elliot?

Re: You know your from Northern Virginia if...
Posted by: Cary ()
Date: October 22, 2005 05:51AM

dupe, but still funny.
original thread here: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?2,320
this one's closed, reply there.

edit: who can come up with the best new ones? yes that's a challenge!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2005 05:51AM by Cary.

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