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Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer ()
Date: March 17, 2008 03:45PM

I'm looking for a new car with good gas mileage. My two chocies are the Hummer H2 and Jeep Cherokee SRT8. Any ideas on which one will be better for the enviornment and at the same time help me at the pump?

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Larry Craig ()
Date: March 17, 2008 03:47PM

forget those, you should get an H1, they have great fuel economy (5 miles to the gallon), and theyre great for picking up chicks!

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: sarah54 ()
Date: March 17, 2008 03:51PM

Why are those your two choices? If you need a big vehicle, get a minivan. It'll be more efficient.

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer ()
Date: March 17, 2008 03:52PM

they don't make new ones anymore :((((

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer ()
Date: March 17, 2008 03:53PM

I'm not a soccer mom in need of a minivan. Thanks

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Larry Craig ()
Date: March 17, 2008 03:56PM

Elliot Spitzer Wrote:
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> I'm not a soccer mom in need of a minivan. Thanks

no, you're a governor in need of a flashy ride to pick up hookers

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer ()
Date: March 17, 2008 04:02PM

What's wrong with picking up chiks (not hookers) in a flashy car?

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: D.M.Turner ()
Date: March 17, 2008 04:12PM

Those are both crap cars, id get neither.

who needs a jeep that goes 0-60 mph in under 5 seconds..
obviously someone that does not have enough skills to actually drive one...

as for picking up chicks... try an enzo

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer ()
Date: March 17, 2008 04:33PM

Looked at an ENZO. Can't find a nice one for sale. They only have ones that have crashed for sale.
Attachments:
ENZO.jpg

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: sarah54 ()
Date: March 17, 2008 05:32PM

Elliot Spitzer Wrote:
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> I'm not a soccer mom in need of a minivan. Thanks

Well, you asked a question and you got the answer. Frankly there are few things that look stupider than an H2, which is a Chevy truck with body cladding to make it look like a Hummer which is a military vehicle. If you're so concerned with your image, would you get a "Corvette C2" if it was a Civic with Corvette-style body panels?

You can't save at the pump and help the environment if you drive a three-ton truck.

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 17, 2008 05:36PM

Elliot Spitzer Wrote:
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> Looked at an ENZO. Can't find a nice one for sale.
> They only have ones that have crashed for sale.


my whip!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Reality ()
Date: March 17, 2008 05:39PM

in all seriousness, you want an efficient car, and you're suggesting a Jeep and a Hummer? thats a major contradiction if i've ever seen one

Honda Accord and Toyota Camry. now THOSE = kings of value, efficiency, reliability.

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: HooLeo ()
Date: March 17, 2008 05:48PM

This is just the vehicle for you:

http://redneckmafiaorg.net/outhouse.jpg

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 17, 2008 05:55PM

Get the Audi R8...shit is right!!!!!!!!!!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/17/2008 05:58PM by inkahootz.

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Cap'n Hulka ()
Date: March 17, 2008 06:34PM

Get a boat.

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: elliot spitzer ()
Date: March 17, 2008 06:35PM

chicks don't like being picked up in a camry or accord

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: coffin ()
Date: March 17, 2008 08:06PM

Hummers, including the H1, are for sissies!

Here's my choice in rides:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6026041/

They're a 100 grand, but worth every penny!

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 17, 2008 10:15PM

heres an idea, get the fuck out of here.

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: elliot spitzer ()
Date: March 17, 2008 10:25PM

now now 496 play nice. I never told anyone the things your mom did with her mouth @ the mayflower...

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 18, 2008 08:30AM

Eliot, are you saying that you are into rotting corpses?. Have at it.

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: elliot spitzer ()
Date: March 18, 2008 12:17PM

496 you know we democrats love to screw whomever we can get our hands on even if its the corpse of your mum :)

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: John McCain ()
Date: March 18, 2008 12:23PM

and the repubs love to screw up other countries YEH

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: elliot spitzer ()
Date: March 18, 2008 12:27PM

who cares about other countries. this is the great us of a and no other country matters

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: § ()
Date: March 19, 2008 02:26PM

I believe repubs favor young boys and men in the next stall over. -§

Re: Suggestions for a new car...
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: March 19, 2008 02:34PM

Some good deals here, chic's dig these and no need to worry about dents.
http://www.texasmilitarytrucks.com/ Some for $7,000

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