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http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/807603.html:
"Remember when “gay” meant “happy”? If you said yes, fuck you. Gay today means getting slapped in the face with peniseseseesseses and liking it. That was not a spelling mistake, just a lot of cock. There was once a time where homos kept it to themselves, or moved to San Francisco. Now everywhere you look is gay, gay, gay. Gyms, airport restrooms, Abercrombie and Fitch, catholic churches, but worst of all, television. The last bastion of truth has been infested with cum guzzlers. Will and Grace, Modern Family, Six Feet Under, Hannity and Colmes, and many more shows are teaching our youth that it is okay to be themselves. Stop it! If you enjoy the loving caress of strong, warm, passionate hands while listening to Andrea Bocelli while laying atop Egyptian cotton and he whispers “our love should not be a secret” in your ear, and you swell up, a single tear rolling down your cheek, your loin burning, swelling, becoming… Wait, where was I, oh yes, gay is just wrong. The only man that should have two dads is Jesus. Now I am not saying that it is wrong to masturbate to videos of Newt Gingrich debating, but it is wrong to act on it. You may have noticed that I have not mentioned two women in the act of love. This is because there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. It is very natural."
That being said, Huntington Metro area is very convenient.