Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
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Panic! at the Giant
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Date: January 09, 2012 04:58PM
Attention, Shoppers:
This is an urgent alert:
Go out NOW to Giant. Drive with your flashers on, but very, very slowly (unless you drive a mini-van, then by all means, drive normally/over the speed limit/recklessly).
Buy the following items in huge quantities:
milk
bread
toilet paper
bottled water
kitty litter (for under your tires)
batteries
Finally, get to a hardware store and buy a shovel and an ice scraper. If more than one of each are available (and this is unlikely), then, buy what's left and stockpile.
You need to shelter in place.
School will be delayed tomorrow.