Not sure if this is of any interest to anyone or not, but...

[www.jessicaboughers.net]

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WHERE'S THE BEEF

I think my friend dated this girl, she does porn (albeit soft core) also.

ew she's hideous.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/23/2015 05:02AM by darbrewe.

Is there a virus there? I couldn't get the stupid picture to go away.

shes nothing special
thought we had hotter girls to represent them skins

dont get me wrong id still slap the meat on her



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/03/2005 07:23PM by MrDoctor.

She's borderline butterface. Boomin' body and a suspect face. Just imagine her face in the morning.

How the hell is she a model.... Do they shoot shoulders down or something?
and to think, thats how she looks AFTER being PHOTOSHOPPED, and hours of make-up work.

Every one of you guys know you'd stare if you saw that chick on the street. I love when dudes talk shit about girls to give the impression that they're bangin' hotter chicks every night or some other bullshit. Give it a rest man, she's not Jessica Simpson but she's still pretty hot.

from the 757 Wrote:
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> Every one of you guys know you'd stare if you saw
> that chick on the street. I love when dudes talk
> shit about girls to give the impression that
> they're bangin' hotter chicks every night or some
> other bullshit. Give it a rest man, she's not
> Jessica Simpson but she's still pretty hot.


Hah! Jessica Simpson?! That's your idea of hot?!

And no, unless she had a glowing personality, I wouldn't waste 10 seconds on this woman at a bar.

She has sharp knees

+1 ben

hmm... so looking at the photos ive concluded that is nothing wrong with her face despite what some say. the problem is her smile, her upper lip is too high when she smiles.

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ben and Mr. Doctor,
  you may not know it but you are gay. you should probably meet up with each other.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

rstidmanalso Wrote:
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> She has sharp knees


+1 for the FARK reference!

Some excerpts from her resume : Homecoming Queen, Hooters, Opening Cheerleader on Monday Night Football, Extra on Baywatch.

I bet that girl's a mean conversationalist.

Don't get me wrong, fellas, I'd still hit that ass.

read my first comment gravis, then stfu kthx

ben Wrote:
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> Hah! Jessica Simpson?! That's your idea of
> hot?!
>
> And no, unless she had a glowing personality, I
> wouldn't waste 10 seconds on this woman at a bar.
>
> don,t dream


Yeah, douchebag. She's hot as fuck. You must be pretty rad since your standards are so high.

And by the way, who pays attention to personality at a bar?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/06/2005 08:53PM by from the 757.

from the 757 Wrote:
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> Yeah, douchebag. She's hot as fuck. You must be
> pretty rad since your standards are so high.
>
> And by the way, who pays attention to personality
> at a bar?

Apparently none of the:

2 million Americans diagnosed with genital herpes in the last 10 years,
2.4 million Americans diagnosed with genital warts in the last 10 years,
or the approximately 406,000 Americans living with HIV/AIDS.

Jessica Simpson is not an attractive woman. The model might be, but the large majority of her pictures don't look that way.

Alright, I'm not gonna argue whether she's hot or not. She's my personal favorite, and if you're not into her, whatever. Different strokes. But I seriously must question your judgement if you can honestly say she's not attractive, which is a description I personally reserve for the fattest of chicks.

The numbers are compelling, and I bet you spent a lot of time on them. Hoopla. I'm honestly surprised they aren't higher. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I don't go to bars looking for "the one" and I feel sorry for anyone who does.

Best wishes in your future endeavors.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/07/2005 01:52AM by from the 757.

from the 757 Wrote:
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> Alright, I'm not gonna argue whether she's hot or
> not. She's my personal favorite, and if you're
> not into her, whatever. Different strokes. But I
> seriously must question your judgement if you can
> honestly say she's not attractive, which is a
> description I personally reserve for the fattest
> of chicks.
>
> The numbers are compelling, and I bet you spent a
> lot of time on them. Hoopla. I'm honestly
> surprised they aren't higher. Anyway, what I'm
> trying to say is, I don't go to bars looking for
> "the one" and I feel sorry for anyone who does.
>
> Best wishes in your future endeavors.
>


I'm not saying she's ugly, just that there's only one picture on her website that would cause me to give her a second look. And that picture is this one. She's not attractive as a blonde, and a lot of the shots make me question how that photographer is able to get any business.

I spent approximately 2 minutes with google and a calculator to compile those numbers. Arguing with strangers on the internet is worth about 5 minutes of my time, and this came way under.

MrDoctor Wrote:
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> read my first comment gravis, then stfu kthx

not disputing your point but perhaps you could switch to typing out words. "kthx"


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Yeah, I wasn't talking about that chick but Jessica (Simpson, just realized both are named Jessica). Anyway, this is one of the stupider "arguments" I've been in, message board disputes included. Sorry for wasting your time.

I really am surprised those numbers aren't higher. There are a lot of sloots out there and a lot of guys put their weiners in questionable places.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/07/2005 10:30PM by from the 757.

She has a nice stomach and seems to be just the right weight (not too thin and not overweight). But I don't find her facially attractive and her breasts are awful.

I do think she looks cute here.

yo, what the fuck does she get a fan club for?

what the fuck does she do besides look good?

if you're going to join a fan club, shouldn't it be for some sort of talent or skill?

i'm totally joining

i will rot it from WITHIN

rage against the beautiful machine!




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/08/2005 11:37AM by DZK.

I don't know how to set up links to the pictures, but if you look in her "People" section, there's a picture of her dog with a bow on its head and it really makes me want to shoot myself in the face in hopes I'll never see it again.

I didn't look at the pictures on the site before, but I think you guys may be right. I'd enthusiastically hit it, but only after she swears an oath of silence.

Scratch that, she's not my type. I bet she humps like a gorilla though.

the site is down

thesiteisdown Wrote:
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> the site is down

Well, you're responding to a post that is 8 years old. Lots of things change.

...7 years, 11 months

From Da Hood Wrote:
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> thesiteisdown Wrote:
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> > the site is down
>
> Well, you're responding to a post that is 8 years
> old. Lots of things change.

+ 7/11