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Re: Seth Comstock
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With recocka or chickachew?
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Date: June 17, 2016 01:03PM
The Chronicles: Bobby Seeba's wife. A fat stupid looking bitch. Pretty much no further explanation is needed. You could say that her face looks like exploded mashed potatoes in a microwave with someone peeing on it, but here at A&E, we keep it neat and clean. The woman behind one of the most nonsensical marriages in hostage history, Mrs. Bobby Seeba, is interviewed for the first time after the non sensational wedding. Get exclusive answers from this gross horseshit son of a bitch, as she dodges no questions, everything you have wanted to know will be discussed. Tonight as part of a 1,128 consecutive hour interview, at 9/8C. Only on A&E.
Re: Seth Comstock
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With chinglaleewongalee
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Date: June 17, 2016 01:04PM
"My dad is a faggot homosexual. I've been married to him for 17 years now."---Danny Seeba
Seth Nicholas Comstock is now a proud owner of a Fagio Scooter! CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOOD STAMPS, SOCIAL SECURITY, FREE HANDOUTS' COLLECTING SPECIAL ED SHORT BUS RIDIN WHITE RETARTED DISABILITY DOWN WITH THE WHITE CLOWN DRUG STEROIDS JUNKIE TRAILER PARK BUM ASS NIGGER!
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Re: Squish Shirts
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I'm crying
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Date: June 17, 2016 05:39PM
I canfuckiing breathe dude
Re: Squish Shirts
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Hirickaroo cha cheecka
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Date: June 18, 2016 05:22AM
Instant recockakia
Re: Squish Shirts
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white nagger
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Date: June 18, 2016 05:23AM
Seth Comstock is a thieving white nagger
Re: Squish Shirts
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Ryan Grimes
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Date: June 18, 2016 05:25AM
"If Danny Seeba ate my mom's pussy, I'll make out with his dad to get back at him."---Ryan Grimes
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Ryan Grimes
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Date: June 18, 2016 05:26AM
"When I look in the mirror, I definitely think I can be Danny Seeba's wife."---Ryan Grimes
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With huyzzz
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Date: June 18, 2016 05:31AM
"I still have to finish mowing my dagone lawn cuz Bobby ain't no finish mowing the damn thing. He already went through all them groceries in about 4-5 minutes. I worked all god damn day and he just tears up my heart with that damn John Deere mower. This damn mower is so clogged full of egg shells and plastic and pieces of boxes. How did I go wrong god how please tell me how. Please release me from all this pain God. Kill me now please God. "---Mrs. Washington
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RECHICKACHEWA
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Date: June 18, 2016 05:35AM
"When will chickaroo eat my dickaroo?"---Bobby Seeba's wife
Re: Squish Shirts
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Cowabunga
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Date: June 18, 2016 05:38AM
The Chronicles: Mrs. Washington's lawnmower sacrifice. As we dive further into horrific human events, here on The Chronicles, with your host, !HIYA!, we take a never before exploration in Bobby Washington's mind. How does he make the connection of eating his mom out of house and home to using the lawnmower to completely destroy the family's groceries, but more importantly, turning his own mother into his personal slave? The sadistic tortures of a family turned poor by the relentless use of a John Deer push mower over bags of food on the front lawn. It would be terrible news for the Washington sisters, knowing that they would only have one meal per day, until Mrs. Washington could 'behave'. Tonight we premiere the story far beyond any ancient galaxy or biblical quest or conquering of a king. As part of a 782 part 'to be continued' marathon, we on A&E, want to thank you for viewing. Starting at 9/8 central, the madness of pure extinction, self-hatred, absolute terror by starv!
ation and intimidation, will have you at the edge of your seat and your ears screaming in silence as the frightening sounds of the lawnmower and Bobby Washington will capture your mortal being. Only on A&E.
"Sex with my dog is like sex with my grandma after eating 10 cinnamon rechickaweewees."---Danny Seeba
Re: Seth Comstock
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Reechickachacka hiya
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Date: June 23, 2016 11:40AM
"Do you have recock pudding and regag into my bearded Santa Claus asshole"-Bobby Seeba's mom
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Recockachewa poopa loopa
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Date: June 23, 2016 01:17PM
"Hiya with masturbation and suicide"---Dobby Boshington
Re: Seth Comstock
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Uncockacooahh hiyack recock your
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Date: June 23, 2016 01:22PM
"Bamboo rechickachew with 6 or 7 nude Indian men playing chess and peeing in their 711 Big Gulp cups. Of course I am infinitely uncockadoodled and restickachoy"---Bobby Seeba
Uncockacooahh hiyack recock your cha cheecka hiyang
Re: Seth Comstock
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Cock Huyen
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Date: June 23, 2016 01:40PM
Jeffrey Dahmer my hiyuck with 10 million bees swaming a vortex around Dee Picnic and Bobby Seeba ba deeba flim flam busy bam my diva rechachinga believe in Justin Bieber belieber insane clown pussy ain't in my posse
Re: Seth Comstock
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Zimbabwe zucchini rechickacheera
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Date: June 23, 2016 01:41PM
"I have 1 recockacoo, 2 chickachewahs, 6 hiyucks, 4 recockacooahhs, 7 hiyunhgachungawungas, and 12 uncockachockahs. Will you marry me?"---Bobby Washington
Re: Seth Comstock
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Chickaxhewieeeeeeee &u
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Date: June 23, 2016 01:47PM
My Diary: Daily rape and masturbation inner turmoil, part 173, by Ryan Grimes. As if the Burger King drive thru wasn't enough misery to add to Ryan's public image, he adds masturbating at the self-checkout at Home Depot. Eyewitnesses were left horrified as they heard Ryan cry out, 'Please, super-size it. Thanks.' Here at MTV, we want to only pleasure you with the most disgusting reality TV show stories of all-time. Tune in tonight at 10/9C for My Diary.
Re: Seth Comstock
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Ay carumba jumba
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Date: June 23, 2016 01:49PM
"Cockacoo Ahh with Chili Me Mungoli"---Bobby Washington's dad
Re: Seth Comstock
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Cockacooahhhhhiiiiyaaaa
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Date: June 23, 2016 01:57PM
"I want to change my name to Suicidal Masturbation"---Seth Cumstick
Re: Seth Comstock
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cum bombs
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Date: June 23, 2016 05:53PM
"Goku fires off cum bombs deep down paprika's throat with chickachew and cinnamon recockacoo looming nearby"---Bobby Washington
Re: Seth Comstock
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Hiyack with cockacooack
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Date: June 23, 2016 05:55PM
"My mom said that having me for a son is like cheering RG3 to get a touchdown in his final season as a Redskin or cheering for Derrick Rose to play 82 games in a regular season. I'm so honored to be compared to them. Thanks mom. I'm going to mow the lawn with 7.5 dozen eggs and 36 cans of Pepsi. I'm the Jacksonville Jaguars of sons."---Bobby 'Bepis' Washington
Re: Seth Comstock
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I'm back on hiyuckbook
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Date: June 24, 2016 09:43AM
Wtf.
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Re: Seth Comstock
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FUCK ALLAH FUCK ISLAM
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Date: June 24, 2016 09:45AM
FUCK ALLAH
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Re: Seth Comstock
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MUSLIM OF THE YEAR
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Date: June 24, 2016 09:47AM
FUCK ISLAM FUCK ALLAH!
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Re: Seth Comstock
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i am suck
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Date: June 24, 2016 11:21AM
You and I are literally time traveling back in time and time traveling to the future and beyond rewriting and changing history as we know it! You and I are defining the laws of gravity and physics!
Once she grows a penis she will fuck bobby's butthole!
Re: Seth Comstock
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i am suck
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Date: June 24, 2016 05:01PM
"Boobs with shit on them"---Danny Seeba's wife
Re: Seth Comstock
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rape algebra lesson
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Date: June 24, 2016 05:06PM
Algebra lesson of the day. Masturbation + Suicide =¿? If you anwered 'rape', that's correct.
Re: Seth Comstock
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masturbations
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Date: June 24, 2016 05:08PM
Masturbation ÷ 10 + 58 -3 x rape - 4 = ??¿ The answer is 'hang myself to the 10th power'.
Seth Comstock's butthole explosion
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butthole explosion
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Date: June 28, 2016 03:38PM
"I want to order 6 triple stack of Hiyuck chumbugala with chickachewa sauce, potato butthole explosion times 19, a side of ham recocka, 3 orders of ranch hiyunga Chihuahua bang bang burritos, 2 onion ring deluxe ugly child crunchers, 3 gizmo wrap supreme silly dickhole fart fucks special and for dessert I want 3 slices of the vanilla rechickachewie poopy pie special and 1 icecream sundae with cum dressing from every guy at the gay parade in Austin, Texas"---Danny Seeba
Re: Seth Comstock's butthole explosion
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rerickaroos
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Date: June 28, 2016 03:40PM
"How many rerickaroos does it take to get 3 chickachews for my hemmoroids to stop bleeding from hiyuck's teerible rampage of anti-safe-sex?"---Ryan Grimes
Seth Comstock's brown butt asshole explosion
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Redabba skiddabba
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Date: June 29, 2016 12:33PM
"Redabba skiddabba nay nay kill me with your pot pies hiya kill me with your extra large french fries hiyung"---Rechickachew singing to Bobby Seeba
Re: Seth Comstock's brown butt asshole explosion
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Choco taco
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Date: June 29, 2016 02:11PM
"I am the webmaster from endmylife.com"---Bobby Seeba
Re: Seth Comstock
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garbanzo
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Date: June 29, 2016 04:06PM
Hiya chocolata Willy Wonka punka rocka RECOCKA My chalupa stupid muy bien
Re: Seth Comstock's poopy brown butthole
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Hugh huyen
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Date: June 29, 2016 04:11PM
"When I run out of cake ingredients, I jack off on my stuff"---Bobby Seeba
Seth Comstock is i am suck
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i am suck
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Date: June 30, 2016 10:56AM
"When I'm masturbating, I wish that someone would knock me out of my misery by slashing my face open with a chainsaw. I want to be massacred by the Almighty Yunh How with many God Damns. I want my masturbation to lead to a ghetto Saudi Arabian barbaric meltdown of an ass-beating. My life is a candy wrapper on a sidewalk at a college campus. My name is Bobby Seeba and my life is trash."---Ryan Grimes
Re: Seth Comstock is i am suck
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i am suck
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Date: June 30, 2016 11:01AM
"Once I went black, I never had my hemmoroids talk to me nicely again. "---Danny Seeba
Re: Seth Comstock is i am suck
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Choopla hockeytown usa
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Date: June 30, 2016 11:22AM
"My bed had a thousand shit stains. I counted"---Danny Washington
Re: Seth Comstock is i am suck
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Hugh Huyen
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Date: June 30, 2016 11:28AM
The Chronicles: Hugh Huyen. The master or fatalities, the punisher of children, but was he also the creator of Hiyuck. We take an exclusive look at his former first grade classroom tonight, which is part of a 2-hour special, only on A&E.
Donald trump said we have to be vigilant, we have to take our country back , trump said we have to report any suspicious radical Islam activity to the police!
National Association for Gun Rights
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Call Barbara Comstock Now!
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Date: July 03, 2016 07:39PM
Call Seth and Barbara! 202-225-5136
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Seth Comstock's bamboo chickachew
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bamboo chickachew
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Date: July 11, 2016 12:54PM
In this week's edition of Science Magazine, we take a look at how complex an environment bamboo chickachew and cinnamon recockacoo need to sustain reproduction. We interview farmers, such as bigtime Bobby Washington, with his 3000 acres of cinnamon recockacoo fields. "I use the all of the garbage from my mom's yard to use as fertilizer for my cinnamon shishkabobs and penis rechickchewies." As we explore lands all over the globe we want you to join us by purchasing the next edition of Science Magazine. 2% of our net sales will go towards the 52,000 acres of bamboo chickachew as a donation to the Seeba family. Danny Seeba has been fighting and murdering panda bears that live off of the tasty bamboo chickachew. If we can sell more copies, we can terminate the panda bears and keep the Seeba Forest of bamboo chickachew flourishing. This is our most important and dynamic edition of Science Magazine to date.
Re: Seth Comstock
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Seeba in Hebrew means suicide
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:45PM
Hichick hubba hubba hubba fruit loops and vegetables like Retards HIYUNG with chungawunga and HIWIN and featuring CHIN CHANG master HIFUUU
Re: Seth Comstock
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i opened up a suicide account
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:47PM
Poopy papita to you too
Re: Seth Comstock
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I'm so papit
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:50PM
No suicides today bro?
Re: Seth Comstock
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diarrhea water balloons
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:52PM
Curtis Sales used it as a condom to fuck his dad in his second asshole
Later bro. Come by tomorrow for football and diarrhea water balloons
Re: Seth Comstock
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angel tooth fairies
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:53PM
I hope i die in my sleep tonight and the angel tooth fairies from heaven leave strippers panties under my pillow
Re: Seth Comstock
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busted pinata
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:53PM
Curtis is hanging dead like a busted pinata
Re: Seth Comstock
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ihop
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:54PM
I bet when Danny cries, his fat ugly wife licks the tears off of his cheeks then smacks the shit out of him so hard she knocks him out
Re: Seth Comstock
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ihop
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:54PM
I bet she puts a pillow over his face and sits on it while he sleeps
Re: Seth Comstock
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human abuse
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:55PM
What's for dinner, babe? Mediterranean? Chinese? Something special? Or will it be your mom's horsecock again and then for desserts it will be the ponds of bleach with syringes next to a home alone 2 obstacle course presented by Caitlyn Jenner and Amani Dupree
Then his wife poops 95% semen from other men onto his belly and pours fires ants into the open wounds where his nose and eyes used to be
After it's all said and done, RG3 will have a press conference congratulating Danny on the example of being a door nail and a condom for human abuse.
Re: Seth Comstock
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#masturbateforparis
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Date: July 13, 2016 09:57PM
We can thank Caitlyn Jenner
I hope Caitlyn Jenner rots in Hell for the parody attacks.
Re: Seth Comstock
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margaritas suicide bambitad
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:37PM
Lets give him a Marlboro and Coors light heart attack
Re: Seth Comstock
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fucked up my order
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:40PM
It's going to be the return of the purple city bandits
PCB 4 Life
I'm going to commit burritos suicide by driving through Jama's living room window and exploding myself into a back to the future time warp
Re: Seth Comstock
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Gaynny Seebas wife leaves bites
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:41PM
It's like hey you fucked up my order, you're fired, go to hell
I bet Gaynny Seebas wife leaves bite marks on his micropenis
i bet she lets dogs maul him
he looks sick
Re: Seth Comstock
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sucking faggots dicks
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:42PM
Our friends in Culpeper are sucking faggots dicks in Ruby Tuesday
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Poor Juan and Hanut
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:43PM
Haha
Poor Juan and Hanut making all of those pizzas because we smoked too much of margaritas suicide mix
Re: Seth Comstock
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Curtis Sales
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:44PM
I want to post Curtis Sales and Gaynny Seeba memes
Re: Seth Comstock
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No job, no vagina, plus suicide
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:46PM
No job, no vagina, plus suicide = Seebas
Re: Seth Comstock
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Danny Seeba should volunteer
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:47PM
Danny Seeba should hack his limbs off
Re: Seth Comstock
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Danny Seeba should
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:48PM
He should raisr his hand to get pushed out of a plane with no parachute
I'm going to masturbate in my mouth brother, and then die,in my sleep from choking on that shit
Good night dooosdddd
Re: Seth Comstock
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margaritas papitz
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Date: July 13, 2016 10:49PM
Danny Seeba stole the diamonds from the British Royal Family
Re: Seth Comstock
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his lesbian mother
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Date: July 14, 2016 06:17AM
Danny Seeba is going to jump into a wood chipper
Re: Seth Comstock
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Suicidal masturbation techniques
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:29AM
Suicidal masturbation techniques taught by the wizard himself, Danny Seeba.
Re: Seth Comstock
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courtesy of hiyuckacooey
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:31AM
Hiyung with hiwin courtesy of hiyuckacooey
Re: Seth Comstock
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The Chronicles: Hiyuck
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:33AM
The Chronicles: Hiyuck. The challenge of an Asian boy trying to become a man, but he became a monster instead. A world premiere only on A&E, tonight for 2 hours with host, Carson Daily.
Re: Seth Comstock
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The Chronicles: Hugh Huyen
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:34AM
The Chronicles: Hugh Huyen. The master or fatalities, the punisher of children, but was he also the creator of Hiyuck. We take an exclusive look at his former first grade classroom tonight, which is part of a 2-hour special, only on A&E.
Re: Seth Comstock
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she shaved her head?
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:35AM
Would you fuck her if she shaved her head?
Re: Seth Comstock
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would you fuck her?
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:36AM
If you had to make out with her mother first, would you fuck her?
If the only way you could fuck her was if Bobby Washington watched, would you do it?
Re: Seth Comstock
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hand job first?
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:36AM
What if you had to give her dad a hand job first? Lmao
Re: Seth Comstock
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Yay for urine!
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:38AM
Yay for urine!
Do you think Bobby's favorite topping is urine?
Re: Seth Comstock
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Masturbation!
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:39AM
Piss ant Seeba
Re: Seth Comstock
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Eugene Oregon
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:40AM
i have to be in Eugene in the morning for masturbation
Re: Seth Comstock
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suicidal rapes
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:41AM
Totally suicidal rapes at the Seeba residence
Re: Seth Comstock
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it could have been rape
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:42AM
Tonight was total masturbation but it could have been rape
Re: Seth Comstock
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Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:43AM
Grimes and Seeba only wish they were found in Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.
Re: Seth Comstock
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ryan grimes
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:44AM
They have a nose for trouble
Re: Seth Comstock
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pay per view
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:45AM
Danny Seeba's suicide is on pay per view
Re: Seth Comstock
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It's been baba booey
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:46AM
Poopy penis head flavored egg pudding for the Seeba family breakfast before they leave for the funeral of their masturbating monkey sergeant
Re: Seth Comstock
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OH HIYAAAAAAWWW
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:47AM
suicide nights
Re: Seth Comstock
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Killme.com
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:48AM
Mastering masturbation
Re: Seth Comstock
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Cocks for curtizzzz
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:49AM
Tonight will be total masturbation
Re: Seth Comstock
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Boobs that fart out sour milk
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:49AM
Boobs that fart out sour milk made especially for Danny Seeba
Re: Seth Comstock
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Cummy
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:50AM
Ryan Grimes is the cum mess master that only Curtis Sales dad can depend on
Re: Seth Comstock
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Cheesy
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:52AM
Have you heard the new song by Danny Seeba? It's fucking barbaric dude! He talks about masturbating with icy hot and bleach. The name of the song is called 'die motherfucking penis lets suicide our kids'
Re: Seth Comstock
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I severed my relationship
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:53AM
Danny Seeba wants a Hyundai Elantra Masturbation Edition
Re: Seth Comstock
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whore mom
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:54AM
The beat to his songs is really catchy. There's a hidden track called 'the day my whore mom ripped my ass crack with an exacto knife'. Best new artist of the year.
Re: Seth Comstock
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Metal Hammer Magazine
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:55AM
Wow his new album, 'faggot shitlord cunt face' really kicks ass. My favorite track is 'my rape can be your dad's suicide' really delivers a murderous punch to the gut.
--Metal Hammer Magazine
Re: Seth Comstock
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the masturbation remix
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:55AM
I've been listening to that cool new artist, Danny Seeba, all day. I really like his hit single, 'please fucking kill me' the masturbation remix.
Re: Seth Comstock
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So i can scream hidick
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:56AM
Grimes drives a Volvo Doorknob Suicide Edition
Re: Seth Comstock
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Dude I'm committed to suicide
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:57AM
I'm thinking about moving to Hidirt, Illinois
Is Washington sleeping at Subfag?
Re: Seth Comstock
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3 suicides
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:58AM
It was a rape papita all day long kind of a day until you're 3 suicides into it and you fall asleep
Re: Seth Comstock
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Wake san Antonio
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Date: July 14, 2016 07:59AM
It's butt sex weather for Bruce Jenner
Re: Seth Comstock
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zooted
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Date: July 14, 2016 08:00AM
Did Danny Seeba change his profile picture to 'i love suicide'?