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The Chronicles: Bobby Seeba's wife. A fat stupid looking bitch. Pretty much no further explanation is needed. You could say that her face looks like exploded mashed potatoes in a microwave with someone peeing on it, but here at A&E, we keep it neat and clean. The woman behind one of the most nonsensical marriages in hostage history, Mrs. Bobby Seeba, is interviewed for the first time after the non sensational wedding. Get exclusive answers from this gross horseshit son of a bitch, as she dodges no questions, everything you have wanted to know will be discussed. Tonight as part of a 1,128 consecutive hour interview, at 9/8C. Only on A&E.
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"I still have to finish mowing my dagone lawn cuz Bobby ain't no finish mowing the damn thing. He already went through all them groceries in about 4-5 minutes. I worked all god damn day and he just tears up my heart with that damn John Deere mower. This damn mower is so clogged full of egg shells and plastic and pieces of boxes. How did I go wrong god how please tell me how. Please release me from all this pain God. Kill me now please God. "---Mrs. Washington
The Chronicles: Mrs. Washington's lawnmower sacrifice. As we dive further into horrific human events, here on The Chronicles, with your host, !HIYA!, we take a never before exploration in Bobby Washington's mind. How does he make the connection of eating his mom out of house and home to using the lawnmower to completely destroy the family's groceries, but more importantly, turning his own mother into his personal slave? The sadistic tortures of a family turned poor by the relentless use of a John Deer push mower over bags of food on the front lawn. It would be terrible news for the Washington sisters, knowing that they would only have one meal per day, until Mrs. Washington could 'behave'. Tonight we premiere the story far beyond any ancient galaxy or biblical quest or conquering of a king. As part of a 782 part 'to be continued' marathon, we on A&E, want to thank you for viewing. Starting at 9/8 central, the madness of pure extinction, self-hatred, absolute terror by starv!
ation and intimidation, will have you at the edge of your seat and your ears screaming in silence as the frightening sounds of the lawnmower and Bobby Washington will capture your mortal being. Only on A&E.
"Bamboo rechickachew with 6 or 7 nude Indian men playing chess and peeing in their 711 Big Gulp cups. Of course I am infinitely uncockadoodled and restickachoy"---Bobby Seeba
Uncockacooahh hiyack recock your cha cheecka hiyang
Jeffrey Dahmer my hiyuck with 10 million bees swaming a vortex around Dee Picnic and Bobby Seeba ba deeba flim flam busy bam my diva rechachinga believe in Justin Bieber belieber insane clown pussy ain't in my posse
"I have 1 recockacoo, 2 chickachewahs, 6 hiyucks, 4 recockacooahhs, 7 hiyunhgachungawungas, and 12 uncockachockahs. Will you marry me?"---Bobby Washington
My Diary: Daily rape and masturbation inner turmoil, part 173, by Ryan Grimes. As if the Burger King drive thru wasn't enough misery to add to Ryan's public image, he adds masturbating at the self-checkout at Home Depot. Eyewitnesses were left horrified as they heard Ryan cry out, 'Please, super-size it. Thanks.' Here at MTV, we want to only pleasure you with the most disgusting reality TV show stories of all-time. Tune in tonight at 10/9C for My Diary.
"My mom said that having me for a son is like cheering RG3 to get a touchdown in his final season as a Redskin or cheering for Derrick Rose to play 82 games in a regular season. I'm so honored to be compared to them. Thanks mom. I'm going to mow the lawn with 7.5 dozen eggs and 36 cans of Pepsi. I'm the Jacksonville Jaguars of sons."---Bobby 'Bepis' Washington
You and I are literally time traveling back in time and time traveling to the future and beyond rewriting and changing history as we know it! You and I are defining the laws of gravity and physics!
Once she grows a penis she will fuck bobby's butthole!
"I want to order 6 triple stack of Hiyuck chumbugala with chickachewa sauce, potato butthole explosion times 19, a side of ham recocka, 3 orders of ranch hiyunga Chihuahua bang bang burritos, 2 onion ring deluxe ugly child crunchers, 3 gizmo wrap supreme silly dickhole fart fucks special and for dessert I want 3 slices of the vanilla rechickachewie poopy pie special and 1 icecream sundae with cum dressing from every guy at the gay parade in Austin, Texas"---Danny Seeba
"How many rerickaroos does it take to get 3 chickachews for my hemmoroids to stop bleeding from hiyuck's teerible rampage of anti-safe-sex?"---Ryan Grimes
"When I'm masturbating, I wish that someone would knock me out of my misery by slashing my face open with a chainsaw. I want to be massacred by the Almighty Yunh How with many God Damns. I want my masturbation to lead to a ghetto Saudi Arabian barbaric meltdown of an ass-beating. My life is a candy wrapper on a sidewalk at a college campus. My name is Bobby Seeba and my life is trash."---Ryan Grimes
The Chronicles: Hugh Huyen. The master or fatalities, the punisher of children, but was he also the creator of Hiyuck. We take an exclusive look at his former first grade classroom tonight, which is part of a 2-hour special, only on A&E.
Donald trump said we have to be vigilant, we have to take our country back , trump said we have to report any suspicious radical Islam activity to the police!
In this week's edition of Science Magazine, we take a look at how complex an environment bamboo chickachew and cinnamon recockacoo need to sustain reproduction. We interview farmers, such as bigtime Bobby Washington, with his 3000 acres of cinnamon recockacoo fields. "I use the all of the garbage from my mom's yard to use as fertilizer for my cinnamon shishkabobs and penis rechickchewies." As we explore lands all over the globe we want you to join us by purchasing the next edition of Science Magazine. 2% of our net sales will go towards the 52,000 acres of bamboo chickachew as a donation to the Seeba family. Danny Seeba has been fighting and murdering panda bears that live off of the tasty bamboo chickachew. If we can sell more copies, we can terminate the panda bears and keep the Seeba Forest of bamboo chickachew flourishing. This is our most important and dynamic edition of Science Magazine to date.
What's for dinner, babe? Mediterranean? Chinese? Something special? Or will it be your mom's horsecock again and then for desserts it will be the ponds of bleach with syringes next to a home alone 2 obstacle course presented by Caitlyn Jenner and Amani Dupree
Then his wife poops 95% semen from other men onto his belly and pours fires ants into the open wounds where his nose and eyes used to be
After it's all said and done, RG3 will have a press conference congratulating Danny on the example of being a door nail and a condom for human abuse.
It's going to be the return of the purple city bandits
PCB 4 Life
I'm going to commit burritos suicide by driving through Jama's living room window and exploding myself into a back to the future time warp
It's like hey you fucked up my order, you're fired, go to hell
I bet Gaynny Seebas wife leaves bite marks on his micropenis
i bet she lets dogs maul him
he looks sick
He should raisr his hand to get pushed out of a plane with no parachute
I'm going to masturbate in my mouth brother, and then die,in my sleep from choking on that shit
Good night dooosdddd
The Chronicles: Hiyuck. The challenge of an Asian boy trying to become a man, but he became a monster instead. A world premiere only on A&E, tonight for 2 hours with host, Carson Daily.
The Chronicles: Hugh Huyen. The master or fatalities, the punisher of children, but was he also the creator of Hiyuck. We take an exclusive look at his former first grade classroom tonight, which is part of a 2-hour special, only on A&E.
Have you heard the new song by Danny Seeba? It's fucking barbaric dude! He talks about masturbating with icy hot and bleach. The name of the song is called 'die motherfucking penis lets suicide our kids'
The beat to his songs is really catchy. There's a hidden track called 'the day my whore mom ripped my ass crack with an exacto knife'. Best new artist of the year.
Wow his new album, 'faggot shitlord cunt face' really kicks ass. My favorite track is 'my rape can be your dad's suicide' really delivers a murderous punch to the gut.
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