About a month ago, me and the misses checked out the newly touched up James Madison McD in Vienna. It's looking really European...which means gaudy and out of style in about 6 months. What really pissed me off to no end was the fucking glitter all over the seats. It may have had something to do with the grand opening/random Ronald magic jism spray or whatever, but I have not been back. The fucking prices are the same and so is the menu.

The new McD is a simple box. Nothing gaudy about it. Boxes never go out of style. The old McD was a bad renovation of an ugly 70s building. In about a couple years all the US Mcdonalds will be replaced with the minimalist box design you don't like.

Whatever... I just want McDonalds to bring back the scalding hot fried apple pies. The crap baked pies they sell are stale, dry, and lukewarm.