I came back home after wortk and I saw a strange car parked in my driveway, an old Nissan Maxima clean inside with an iphone jack.
What should I do?
Call the police?

Yea, the non emergency number. I guess you're stuck having it towed, but I wouldn't mess with it myself.

BTW, did you check under the bed?

OMG!!
funny as HELL, wnrsm
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So, let me get this straight...

You come home to find a "strange car" parked in YOUR driveway - You decide to park somewhere else, go inside your home and think "What should I do? Hmmmm..."

OH I KNOW - I WILL POST MY DILEMA ON FFXU < this is the best idea you can come up with, while a stranger's car IS parked in YOUR driveway NOW.

This can not be real, please tell me this is not real - that a human could actually have this situation happen and come to the conclusion of posting on FFXU....PLEASE.

Smash the drivers side window out. Use a large flat-head screwdriver to break the ignition. Start it up and go park it in someone else's driveway.

Park behind it so they cannot move out. Block the front with whatever junk you have. when they try to leave it... oh well... chit happens... lol

Did similiar when someone parked behind one of my cars blocking my driveway for some yard sale. I parked my other car so the bumpers almost touched. Then sat on the porch drinking my coffee watching em try and figure what to do. When they finally had the nerve to inquire I said in perfect German "Ich spreche kein Englisch" and the asians looked shocked... lol bout an hour later my son moved the car and they never said boo to him

Maclay Wrote:
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> Park behind it so they cannot move out. Block the
> front with whatever junk you have. when they try
> to leave it... oh well... chit happens... lol
>
> Did similiar when someone parked behind one of my
> cars blocking my driveway for some yard sale. I
> parked my other car so the bumpers almost touched.
> Then sat on the porch drinking my coffee watching
> em try and figure what to do. When they finally
> had the nerve to inquire I said in perfect German
> "Ich spreche kein Englisch" and the asians looked
> shocked... lol bout an hour later my son moved the
> car and they never said boo to him



You should have said, "Arbeit macht frei."

@Maclay - you and yr son were nice - I would have charged them $20................

I share a pipestem driveway and the neighbour from hell further up the driveway routinely parks jutting into the common area before my turn off. At a minimum, it makes extricating my cars difficult and convoluted. I have called Fairfax VA police and they say it is a private matter and refuse to intervene. Can I have him towed? Who pays upfront? What if there is a physical altercation?

@ENKAY - how about you just go to yr neighbors house and have this thing we humans call a "CONVERSATION" about the parking issue

Sometimes it pays to be a neighbor first instead of an asshole........................

@Gordon

Converse? Then he won't get the pleasure of punishing his neighbor with police action for parking like a jerk.

ID TOW IT TO A FRIEND AND THEN SELL IT FOR THE PARTS SO THEY CAN GET U FOR GRAND THEFT LARCENY.

I think I might be attempted to apply the "finders keeper" rule....your driveway, your car.

I looked. It is still there.


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