Anyone else have jury duty in FFX Co this week?

nope. but i had it three weeks ago. I slept the whole day and basically woke up in time to say guilty. i have no idea what the dude was even charged with.

I never get picked for jury duty any more. After the first time, I was so
bored that whenever I go now, I gargle some whiskey and pour it on my
clothes. Talking to myself helps too. For some reason they dont call me
now. Wonder why?

We the the jury have come to following verdicts:

1. Meade is a fat, talentless fucking loser
2. EJ is right there with Meade on the douchebag scale
3. Reastonpeace has a funny haircut

The best way to avoid jury duty is to not be registered to vote. They say they also pick jurors from the real estate rolls...but I think the (vast) majority come from voter registration.

I've been called a few times...but I always get B O R I N G civil cases...lawsuits over contracts and stuff. I listen carefully and still don't know what the fuck they're talking about!

I hope I get a juicy murder case next time....and be sequestered with 11 hot babes!

Good luck! There are some who frequently wind up on jury duty because they
really enjoy it. Old BATS with nothing to do. It gives them a feeling of
importance. No "Babes" when I went through it. NONE!!!

juror #2 Wrote:
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> nope. but i had it three weeks ago. I slept the
> whole day and basically woke up in time to say
> guilty. i have no idea what the dude was even
> charged with.


Thanks so much, I am now have solid grounds for appealing that public masturbation charge.

I had it last year. I was not chosen. The case was an old rape/battery charge from the early 90s. It seems VA has no statute of limitations for these types of crimes.

Anyway the prosecutor explained the fundamentals of the case to all the jurors. It seemed they kept hair and semen samples all these years, then they ran a DNA test under modern methods and BINGO!

I said to the person sitting next to me "DNA matched, he is guilty". I am sure it was a quick trial.

Reston peace is not totally sure how his hair ended up that way, either... I had a comb and for some reason chose not to use it. I blame drugs and tv.