Hemi(see REDNECK, WiKi),
Any way you slice it, YOU ARE FUCKED.
The Fairfax officer cut you a major freakin break by writing you for Speeding instead of RECKLESS(not wreckless, you dumb azz)Driving, see 46.2-862 Code of Virginia. If convicted of Speeding, ALL you can get from the judge is a fine MAX to $250.00, had it been RECKLESS DRIVING-- MAX $2500.00, JAIL TIME and LICENSE SUSPENSION. With a record like yours, you woulda been fresh meat for the azz rippers in da jail.
If it had been a Trooper or Deputy that met you that night you may not have been so lucky.
You don't say what period of time you managed to rack up all those invitations to see the judge. You get 1 good driving point for every year you DON"T get a moving violation up to a max of 5 points. If you think the Commonwealth Attorney or a judge is gonna let you plead out to a non-moving violation then you need to stop sucking on your bong and come back to reality.
DMV is gonna bust your azz wide open, RAPID POINT ACCUMMILATION, when you fart it'll sound like wind through a screen door. I'll give you $1.98 for your ride cause yo azz is gonna be sad singin and slo WALKIN,all the way to SHIT CREEK.
Use your spare time and learn how to read regulatory road signs and oh yeah, brush up on yo spellin.
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