1) you're an asshole
2) words cannot describe how interested I would be. At the same time though I have never seen an opportunity like this and wouldnt have any idea what would be a fair offer (and dont want to insult you with a lowballed offer).
3) If you do get this together send me an email and im sure we can work something out -->
dthompson325@ymail.com
4) you're still an asshole