She is a very professional member of this forum. Always very news-oriented. Always has the latest on lasers pointed at FCPD helicopters, escaped mental patients, college campus rapists, Linda Farbry, things like that. But I'd like to know more about GMU Hokie, the woman. GMU, if you're reading this, please respond and tell us a little about yourself. You've been a member here a long time now and we still know very little about you; I think I speak for everyone when I say we're all very interested to know a little about you, the woman.

a few questions to get us started:

1. how old are you?
2. what color hair do you have?
3. what college did you actually go to?
4. are you single?
5. are you ready to mingle?
6. do you have a cat?
7. what's your cat's name?
8. I want to meet that cat

thanks,
God bless

thats some ownage right there

All I know is that GMU Hokie loves police reports/releases.

All I know is that GMU Hokie loves to copy/paste police reports/releases and WashPo articles.



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Pretty sure GMU Hokie lives in my apartment complex. May have even seen said person around before....

I'm suprised you asked her credentials, Miz. She stated it before, but I guess I remembered it wrong; thought she went to tech then to gmu for grad school. But apparently she is using that alias becase she goes onto the local campus often... Not as good of a reasoning if you ask me.
But she does keep us up to date on the latest local legal happs.

that's all well and good, Yahweh-meister, but I wanna know more about the girl behind the screen name. What color are her eyes? Does she like foreign films? Does she wear scrunchies? Does she paint her nails? If so, what color? Things like that.....we know so little about her, I'm intrigued. It's like a hoocoodanode situation all over again. What kind of girl are you, GMU?

I dont think she is a girl...

She is a lesiban!!!

I love lesibans!!!!/;

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> thanks,
> God bless

You, Mr. Misery, are infringing upon my intellectual property rights and I advise you to remove the words "God bless" from this post, posthaste.

Thank you and God bless.

hey Paige, how's that Toy Yoda treating you? Is he following commands? Did you figure out how to make him move? Remember please not to handle Toy Yoda if you are pregnant or think you might be pregnant. Ask your doctor if Toy Yoda is right for you.

God bl---

ooops!!! I almost forgot!

May god have mercy on our souls...
is that better, Paige?

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Oh, chuck, you slay me...

Wnatg to gfow manke sine t-shitsy buddy?

Signatures are for fags

I rleayh like that one chuck. It's hgonna be the next bigh thinn g since "up uoir nose with a rubber hjose"

Milk milk lemondade, y;sll...





chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> In the future, in place of Paige's "God bless",
> you may substitute the phrase "Go fuck yourself
> with a big black rubber dick", which is my
> intellectual property, and which I release
> irrevocably to the public domain.
>
> Go fuck yourself with a big black rubber dick,
>
> Chuck

Signatures are for fags

Graduate school at College Park.


Yahweh Wrote:
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> I'm suprised you asked her credentials, Miz. She
> stated it before, but I guess I remembered it
> wrong; thought she went to tech then to gmu for
> grad school. But apparently she is using that
> alias becase she goes onto the local campus
> often... Not as good of a reasoning if you ask
> me.
> But she does keep us up to date on the latest
> local legal happs.

Eyes: dark (they have been compared to Charles Manson)

Don't wear scrunchies or dresses, but I do like mens wear section at Marshalls and T J Maxx for plain trousers.

Don't paint my nails. I keep them clipped short.

You didn't ask, but there are only two tattoos in private places: Redskins helmet and Confederate battle flag because an old girl friend loved the Skins and was a southern sympathizer.

I am thinking about getting both removed, but someone told me it would be painful.







Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that's all well and good, Yahweh-meister, but I
> wanna know more about the girl behind the screen
> name. What color are her eyes? Does she like
> foreign films? Does she wear scrunchies? Does she
> paint her nails? If so, what color? Things like
> that.....we know so little about her, I'm
> intrigued. It's like a hoocoodanode situation all
> over again. What kind of girl are you, GMU?

If you lived in my neighborhood, you might know how Tedrich Blvd. got its name.

Ditto for Richard Avenue and Duston Place.



Neighbor Wrote:
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> Pretty sure GMU Hokie lives in my apartment
> complex. May have even seen said person around
> before....

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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hey Paige, how's that Toy Yoda treating you?

Better than my last date.

> Is he
> following commands?

He is eager to please.

> Did you figure out how to make
> him move?

Oh yes I did. He has a little button on his side.

> Remember please not to handle Toy Yoda
> if you are pregnant or think you might be
> pregnant. Ask your doctor if Toy Yoda is right for
> you.

I don't think my doctor needs to know about Bill. (that is my toy's new name)

> God bl---

> ooops!!! I almost forgot!

> May god have mercy on our souls...
> is that better, Paige?

Peace be with you, Mr. Misery.

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> Eyes: dark (they have been compared to Charles
> Manson)
>
> Don't wear scrunchies or dresses, but I do like
> mens wear section at Marshalls and T J Maxx for
> plain trousers.
>
> Don't paint my nails. I keep them clipped short.
>
> You didn't ask, but there are only two tattoos in
> private places: Redskins helmet and Confederate
> battle flag because an old girl friend loved the
> Skins and was a southern sympathizer.
>

wait, so GMU Hokie is a lesbian???

No, goober... She's a man...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> wait, so GMU Hokie is a lesbian???

Signatures are for fags

I don't buy it. GUM Holike is a laody.

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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>
> You didn't ask, but there are only two tattoos in
> private places: Redskins helmet and Confederate
> battle flag because an old girl friend loved the
> Skins and was a southern sympathizer.
>
> I am thinking about getting both removed, but
> someone told me it would be painful.





Not as painful as having to look at those holy shit those are lame tattoos for the rest of your life.

Wellllll. I'd like to meet GMU Hokie, as I went to GMU and have connections with the Hokies and think highly of both. Speaking of which, did you see that the Hokies Bball is ranked something like 23? That is very cool. And football seems to have recovered from the ridiculous loss to JMU to now be ranked 16.

I'm a male and even if GMU Hokie subscribes to an alternate lifestyle, that's ok with me, I'd still like to meet her. Besides if she was attracted to males, I'd be (you pick) way too old, way too unattractive, way too married, or maybe all of the above!

And so as not to infringe on anyone's intellectual property (of which I've never been in possession of) I will forgo God Bless with:

Aloha Snackbar

how did this rumor of GMU Hokie being a woman start, then? I heard someone found his/her facebook page and she was a beautiful young woman. What's going on here?

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> If you lived in my neighborhood, you might know
> how Tedrich Blvd. got its name.
>
> Ditto for Richard Avenue and Duston Place.
>
>
>
> Neighbor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pretty sure GMU Hokie lives in my apartment
> > complex. May have even seen said person around
> > before....


You live in that slum? Wow! You're not who I thought you were. Do you know about the Tedrich Blvd cat hoarder? I drove by this house about midway down that street one night and saw at least 5 cats all crowded in this one window. Kinda sad. You seem like the type of person that would be onto something like that. Also, do you know the White Trash Werthmanns? Like something out of a book of lower class Irish stereotypes.

its awesome

Could it be??

http://www.match.com/profile/showProfile.aspx?uid=OedlpnHtTPv7IyFtA7G2jg==&handle=gmuhokie&tp=S&pn=1&rn=4&do=2&lid=18

... Wrote:
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> Could it be??
>
> http://www.match.com/profile/showProfile.aspx?uid=
> OedlpnHtTPv7IyFtA7G2jg==&handle=gmuhokie&tp=S&pn=1
> &rn=4&do=2&lid=18





HA!
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Grenadier wrote :
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Also, do you know the White Trash Werthmanns?

DOESN'T RING A BELL.
MAYBE BECAUSE THERE IS SO MANY COCK ROACH COLORED
SHIT-BROWN PIECES OF TRASH AROUND HERE.

eesh Wrote:
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> ... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Could it be??
> >
> >
> http://www.match.com/profile/showProfile.aspx?uid=
>
> >
> OedlpnHtTPv7IyFtA7G2jg==&handle=gmuhokie&tp=S&pn=1
>
> > &rn=4&do=2&lid=18
>
>
>
>
>
> HA!


NO, NO, NO. GMU Hokie is a girl. I just know it.

... Wrote:
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> Could it be??
>
> http://www.match.com/profile/showProfile.aspx?uid=
> OedlpnHtTPv7IyFtA7G2jg==&handle=gmuhokie&tp=S&pn=1
> &rn=4&do=2&lid=18





I'm a 28 year old living and working in northern Virginia. I work full time as an IT consultant one of the major technology consulting firms in the area. I'm also pursuing my Master's in Information Security.

I'm a chill person who likes hanging out with friends, drinking socially, enjoys traveling, the beach, going to the movies, music, cooking/BBQs. I'm pretty down to earth, spontaneous, love to laugh and enjoy life and experiencing different things, but at the same time have a plan for my career.



Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Education: Bachelors degree
College/University: Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University
Occupation: Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
Income: $75,001 to $100,000
Languages: English
Politics: Middle of the Road
Sign: Leo
Pets I have: Dogs
Pets I like: Birds
Fish
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dude lookls like a realk khunk. i bet hes bbeating the woeman off with a stiock.

He's the same COLOR as a STICK !

I bet he has to shew away crows looking for a place to land.

It appears that I have been busted.

I wonder if Linda and Dean have seen this.

HOPE NOT.


Re: How cool is GMU Hokie? new
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 29, 2010 12:13PM


... Wrote:
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> Could it be??
>
> http://www.match.com/profile/showProfile.aspx?uid=
> OedlpnHtTPv7IyFtA7G2jg==&handle=gmuhokie&tp=S&pn=1
> &rn=4&do=2&lid=18





HA!
Attachments:

is that really you, dood?

so you live by woodson high school, eh?

GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> You didn't ask, but there are only two tattoos in
> private places: Redskins helmet and Confederate
> battle flag because an old girl friend loved the
> Skins and was a southern sympathizer.
>
> I am thinking about getting both removed, but
> someone told me it would be painful.
>


wait a minute.........what kind of black dude would get a confederate flag tattoo?? Something's not right....

The girlfriend loved the Skins and was very sympathetic to me. That was my way of being sympathetic to her. Remember, it was in a private place.


Re: How cool is GMU Hokie? new
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 01:32PM


GMU Hokie Wrote:
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> You didn't ask, but there are only two tattoos in
> private places: Redskins helmet and Confederate
> battle flag because an old girl friend loved the
> Skins and was a southern sympathizer.
>
> I am thinking about getting both removed, but
> someone told me it would be painful.
>


wait a minute.........what kind of black dude would get a confederate flag tattoo?? Something's not right....

GMU Hokie, you're a stud, dood. I don't know why you need to go online to find a date, bro.