Was just stopped at the light on Centerville Rd near Franklin Middle school. Saw two men jump the fence into the playing field, kill a Canadian Goose, stick it in a plastic bag and then calming get back into their mini van (which was parked partially blocking the side street). These weren't kids....both guys in the late 30's or 40's.

Now are things really that bad or have I been missing out on a tasty alternative to McD's this whole time?

Oily. How did they kill it before 'calming" back into their car?

Oops. "Calming"....thats what i get for typing while I watch TV and talk on the phone.

I saw them throw something at it. Looked like a baseball or good sized rock, something like that.

bullshit

I've never had it, but I have a buddy who will hunt for, and eat Geese (not in NoVa, though). He said you have to marinate the meat for a long time and that it tastes ok. He shoots the fucking thing and then makes cuts under the wings and reaches in and tears the breasts out. He doesn't fuck with the other pieces of meat (he does this with ducks too). I wouldn't eat anything that lives in the "wild" of NoVa. Fucking nasty.

Thats messed up, but if I'm hungry, I'd do it as a last resort before eating people....preferrably women and children.

Anyways, like someone mentioned above a goose is very oily and needs lots of marinade with a vinegar base to help tame it down. I personally wouldn't suggest eating any wildlife (or domesticated wildlife) from this area as they are full of the heavy metals and chemicals that pollute the water all over NOVA.

If your starving though, the easiest way to kill one is grab it's neck close to the head and spin it like you've got a brick in a sock and your going to bash someone's head in. It's called wringing. My grandparents used to kill chickens, geese and ducks that way. It's also where the term "I'm gonna wring your neck" comes from. It's a lot less messy than lopping off a head and watching it run around, but the latter is a lot of fun to watch for entertainment on a boring Friday night. Anyways, once you've quickly snapped it's neck you take a knife and cut around it's ass, reach in and yank the guts out. Pluck it, or skin it, marinade it and bake it or roast over a fire. whalla!!! NOVA Illegal Alien Yardbird. I wish they'd get rid of more of those nasty fuckers......the geese that is.

C'mon guys, this poster is pathological! We should really believe that in broad daylight, during the afternoon rush, 2 men did such a thing? And blocked a side street? Also, "they" would be trespassing on school property. All of this for some dirty goose? I don't buy any of it.

You're right. You caught me. Totally made up. I don't know what got into me. The "would be trespassing on school property..." argument seals it. Clearly, someone willing to eat a dirty NoVA goose wouldn't go so far as to trespass on county property. That's just crazy. I guess I got carried away trying to embellish my fiction.

Weird it is. True or false....I don't give a shit. I was just giving some simple instructions on "How To" for those potential angry goose manglers.

As for me, I'll stick to eating women and children when I'm at the point of starvation. People, the other white meat.

So how come you're the only person who saw something so blatant? You had plenty of time to snap pics.

Given the number of geese and their propensity to leave piles of shit everywhere, I just can't find it in me to shed a tear for this dead goose. Hell, I figure those guys were simply providing a public service.

It was a gooseknapping.

I hunt geese in NOVA (in Prince William County). I don't eat them though, usually feed them to the dogs.

The French eat goose...they eat everything I suppose. I had goose stuffed w fruit before in France and it wasn't bad. I don't really remember but I know I didn't think it was bad...perhaps it was the wines.

Tis an odd story mind you some people going and killing a goose in broad daylight. You'd think they would be a bit more discrete. Did these guys wear berets by chance?

I ran over one of these honking shitbags about a month ago. I was on a road with poor lighting around dusk and thought I hit a pothole. When I looked in the rearview mirror and saw a could of feathers and a large lump in the road, I knew I had hit a Canada goose.

The worst part of it was the huge spray of blood all over the side of my car. I never pay to go to a car wash but I splurged this time.

So what's up with the geese police fag that rides around with the border collie and a kayak? does he just scare these nasty fuckers off for the day or does he hunt them down and kill them? I'd do that shit for free.

How could anyone ever hate a goose?




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goslings are cute, but i fucking hate geese. i was bitten by one when i was a child and i can never look at one the same way again.

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I've only had goose twice but I think it tastes too bland to even
go through the trouble of marinating and/or making a sauce to
cover it up. I would have to be extremely hungry to consider eating
it again. Goose eggs however are another story. Yummie!

Have you seen how big those things are? and the size of their shit piles? I have seen several gang up and kick a dog ass. Those must have been some big asian (korean, chinese) fellows that did it because they damn near eat everything that moves.

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"honking shitbag" LOL!

Aflac!!

Awwww the goslings are soooooo cute.....dont'cha just wanna step on them?

I was sitting over at Fair Oaks waiting for a friend. I watched some Asian guy chase a goose off with a stick, only to steal the eggs from the nest. I'm sure they were a meal for someone at some restaurant!

You damn right it was meal; very fine fucking meal bitch. I eat you wife ovaries for desert too, fucking caucasion dildo. I chase you from pussy with stick and eat you wife ovaries

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Give these guys a medal. If they want to take out all the geese in the county, I'd give them a job.

i need a job. $1 per goose and i'm your goose killing bitch.