God damn i hate you all so much when I was taking a shit at hq I left it in there like a baby in the delivery room . That and it couldn't flush.
Just like my bowels I simply do not care what abuse you think I can handle I will force you to go thru even more.
Its almost time for the sstv brodcast.
20:31
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: May 14, 2023 08:55PM
Bulletin coming soon from above.
White smoke.
Repeat white smoke
Temet nøsce te ipsum quod vis fac
20:55
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 14, 2023 10:45PM
Push the tempo.
New set list updated.
Special subject list updated.
C.J. FIRE.
WHITE SMOKE.
22:45
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 14, 2023 10:50PM
C.j. fire.
Suspected of sex crimes.
Verified one case of inappropriate contact with a minor.
We handle our own.
Temet nösce
22:49
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 14, 2023 11:23PM
Wow I hate you chimpanzees.
That's a firefighter so should we let him fall on his sword or are we going to observe and ensnare.
Personally if this is confirmed let's light a fire ...
Obviously l.e.o. have either been informed about him in the past if we have this much intel.
White smoke.
23:23
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: May 14, 2023 11:29PM
Due to the nature of his role in the department we must not succumb to bad intel. We must form our own data and draw conclusions accordingly.
If they let him be promoted then there are others. He has quite a few friends.
Let's tell his wife what he's done first and watch how he squirms wondering how this information went public.
Remember no names on this forum and no posting his face on this forum until after spectators get involved. If we choose to let him stay out of jail.
White smoke.
23:29
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 15, 2023 12:00AM
Now it makes more sense why you gave a molotov to a homeless woman.
And here I thought it was because you wanted to get laid .
Eell sheeeet.
Let's let the flames fall where they may. We won't start a fire but if he's doing what we think he's doing then we aren't going to stop a fire either.
White smoke.
00:00
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 15, 2023 12:04AM
Care packages and new radios in fx city.
Wait for the signal to go off before activating new radio.
Sstv broadcast thanks to tower 5.
If the system goes down Their cad will have issues and need to be rebooted. Let's try to avoid any collateral damage.
Gasoline is cheap
White smoke.
00:04
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:06PM
SPUD CHECK ROLL CALL
call direct to big phone and let grillmaster girl your new radio ids.
The big phone rang me and the new sstv listing has been updated.
Maintain operations by the book to the letter
White smoke.
22:06
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:07PM
10-4
22:07
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:07PM
Fuck all of you.
Especially you tater salad
10-4
22:07
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
P.p.
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:08PM
Im in command vehicle waiting for the grill to heat up.
22:08
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:10PM
Im at hq. Fuck you p.p.
Did you turn on the "transmitter"
22:10
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
P.p.
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:11PM
Yes psyop amplification is in effect. Put on your tinfoil hat or else ill French fry you.
Tower 2 is on standby and tower 5 is operational.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:14PM
Fuck you guys i was wondering why the fillings in my teeth were getting hot.
You got to warn people before you use that scope on us. You better not aim it at any pacemakers. You don't want a repeat of last month that dude had a stroke.
If he died it would have been funny as fuck.
Are you at staging area...
Im getting bored.
22:14
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:16PM
We have parasite protocol in place we are going to shock the monkey.
Fuck you tater salad you should put on a tinfoil hat on your huevos... im turning it up to 11. Fairfax one is quiet you have time to mobilize.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:18PM
If you shock the monkey let me know if the cad goes down.
Muhahahaha we don't want the spectators panicking.
The villagers and their pitchforks and torches.
22:18
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:21PM
Hey look i see you. Or is that me. Oh my fuck thats fucking funny.. yeah fuck you tower 2 ...
So you can see my huevos from there. If you fry them too much ill charge you for the sears vasectomy.
22:21
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetotian
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:58PM
Im at staging area care packages deployed.
22:58
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:58PM
Care package received
You still are ugly.
22:58
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:00PM
Big phone rang me I'm mobile heading out to special subject.
23:00
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:02PM
By the fucking book to the letter
Hope your tinfoil hat is working full power mode authorized.
Fuck flir.
Fire at will.
Temet nøsce
23:02
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:50PM
Potato praetorian was that wreck your fault... engine 413 was very close to your transmitter
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:53PM
Parasite protocols i didnt cause the accident but when I saw an opportunity to bounce off of their radio I took it. You know damn well how much energy a engine uses. The real question is did they pick up the interference.
You do realize you brodcast both messages in the clear
23:53
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:55PM
I could hear the music so loud i had to take my cans off.
You are ugly as fuck by the way.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:56PM
Was mister fire our subject on that engine I thought he was in a different station
23:56
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:01AM
Receiver didn't pick up the rfid chip
Negative I was testing out the range of the distortions from engine.
You guys wish id fuck up a command vehicle.
The new toys are very fun.
My range was set to high wasn't expecting to latch onto them as they were leaving... I was trying to remain in go mode.
By the way tater salad are you in position to fire your unit off.
Tower 2 obviously heard me . Its your turn.
By the book to the letter.
Temet nøsce
0000
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:04AM
So obviously you're an asshole.
Do we want to call this for what I.t. is
Big phone is ringing again and baby is awake.
Stop fucking around tater salad and hit your target already.
Fire at will.
Temet NØsce
00:04
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:09AM
Still waiting for the coil to charge
Waiting for the "tones"
Sstv is still full of your ugly car
Is this gonna make my insides outside if it fucks up.
Its fucking creepy my hair is standing up from the static.
I dont mean the ones on my head.
If I get electrocuted change my callsign to potato clock.
Or Franken tater.
My welder doesn't have this big of a fuse breaker.
What the fuck is this thing really cause man how did you not break the command vehicle its got to weigh at least 400 lbs.
I feel like my shocks are gonna snap.
Seriously how do you drive that way like its nothing.
00:09
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:13AM
Bang bang bitches. Thats how. My engine is better than yours.
Youre also supposed to use the switch under the steering wheel.
Turn off traction control.
Youre still a pussy go and hit the target already.
Here's some motivation tater salad.
Next time give me the toy i know where to use it.
If he doesn't hit the target soon he better get off the road
00:19
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:22AM
BOOM and that was a good shot man. You are gonna fry someone like that but its impressive a retard like you pulled it off.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:24AM
Confirmed . Get the fuck out of there tater salad. Go north.
If you can try to hit engine 421
00:23
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:25AM
HA HA you guys suck.
You didn't make potato praetorian do two.
00:25
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:25AM
I dont have trouble getting a good shot off on the first try....
Big phone wants more data.
00:25
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:27AM
Sstv update. Tater salad is moving fast finally.
00:27
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:28AM
BOOM thats a hit thats what we wanted to see
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:29AM
Theres smoke coming from under my hood now fucking jackals.
Im going to "hide"
Please be ready with sand unit i think the lipo is about to blow.
00:29
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:31AM
Disregard.
Its not dead yet that was smoke from the emitter. Holy fuck I feel like im in a bag of ozone.
Potato praetorian how did yours do. Is it smoking.
00:31
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:33AM
Yes mine was smoking but they couldn't tell when I passed the engine.
Im not a pussy so I kept going in go mode.
Wash your tires theres scouts nearby.
Youre still a pussy for slowing down to make the shot.
00:33
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:35AM
Holy fuck yours was smoking on the first shot.
Okay I understand why I had to fire twice yall want me to get caught so you can eat more junk food.
Give me a cold beer
00:35
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:37AM
Guys yall making too much noise they are sending scouts to investigate. Prepare for tones.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:38AM
Am I clear for full power.
00:37
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:38AM
GO FOR THE GOLD.
Tones incoming.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
P.p.
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:40AM
Chatter on scanner indicates you are not spotted tater salad they do not have a matching vehicle description. Complainant indicates hearing the tones but unknown direction...
00:40
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:42AM
Big phone is ringing
Everyone call in for spud check.
00:42
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:43AM
Fuck you.
Im 10-4 standby if tater salad fucks up his third shot.
00:43
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:44AM
Im 10-4
If tater salad can't handle it I have 2 rounds left according to could.
00:44
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
P.p.
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:44AM
10-4 standby
00:44
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:45AM
Fire at will i have my cans on
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:46AM
Pulse sent. Tater salad get ready.. lol
00:46
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:47AM
Thats why I'm wearing tin foil underwear. Don't miss .
00:47
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:48AM
Wow stereo... that was almost at the same time calibration complete. You guys better go back to hq.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:49AM
10-4
Random silence till I go walk the dog.
00:49
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:50AM
I need a cold beer and to take a huge shit. My butthole is still deathclinched.
00:49
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:51AM
Potato praetorian. Don't turn off radio. Scouts nearby.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:52AM
Fuck you
10-4
00:52
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:53AM
Big phone rang.
Clear the channel stay ready for another test fire.
00:53
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:54AM
Your window is closing. I'll call direct potato praetorian
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:57AM
Awaiting tones
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:59AM
Thats a good clean shot potato praetorian. You sure are as advertised.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:00AM
Fucking told you so earlier it ain't a beauty contest ...
1:00
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:01AM
His shot wasn't that much better was it .. yall making my unit feel inadequate..
1:01
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:03AM
Thats what happens when you trust your engine.
You hesitated
Im going full speed back to hq.
1:03
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:04AM
His shot was way better from much further away. He did that on purpose he wasn't even in range according to hud.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:06AM
Calibration confirmed we have you in zone be aware there are a few cute scouts on duty tonight. Maybe you should act drunk and get pulled over just to hit on her.
Shes not far away from you at all. Its your choice turn up the lights or turn them off .
01:06
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:07AM
10-4
Understood
1:07
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:09AM
Chatter indicates no cad disruption.
Cleared to use full power
01:09
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:12AM
Pictures better than words.
Told you who was the better shot while driving.
Fairfax one is in the air. Move potato praetorian you've got 3 minutes tops to be out of range.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:35AM
Im back in the garage. Tires washed.
Take my command vehicle to the car wash.
Im going to see if this beer will sooth tater salads butter.
going radio silent. Fuck yall
01:35
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:36AM
Fuck you too .
10-4
Code black smoke resume silence clear the channel and go fuck yourselves.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Black smoke
1:36
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds and suds
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:47AM
Let's see if we can beat your high score tomorrow praetorian.
By the way tater salad was right his unit was melting. Looks like the wires were too small for the output. Taps on mic.
My turn tomorrow keep your team out of my way.
Tower 5 let us know how we do during operations. We need more data according to big phone special subject was being a good boy.
+^_+^_+
01:46
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:48AM
421 is mobile if you can hit their transmitter they already on route
01:47
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:48AM
Cans on ill hear it if you hit it.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds n suds
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:51AM
10-4
Waiting for coil to heat up.
Yall weren't kidding I feel this like ants crawling around ... don't touch the case when it's on I think it isint grounded properly.
01:51
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:53AM
Its floating ground so a surge won't go into you.
It would kill the engine if you miss.
Your window is closing to hit 421 rfid
1:53
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds n suds
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:55AM
Can someone flash a few lights and make a distraction for me im right by a nest of bees
Please.
I beg you.
Is this gonna smoke alot.
1:55
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:56AM
Don't be a pussy window is closing.
Smokes like Tommy chong.
01:56
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:57AM
That's a clean shot. I hear the tone loud and clear.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds n suds
()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:59AM
I was already firing black potato
Im going to fire as soon as im in range of 421 receiver
Hoe the fuck didn't praetorian do it that fast my coil is still reloading
1:59
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:00AM
Second tone loud and clear. Nice aim.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Suds n spuds
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:01AM
Shit shit shit shit
Lipo is hot
2:01
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:02AM
Thats 3 shots praetorian still has better aim tones incoming
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds n suds
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:05AM
Of course he has better aim he spends his free time at the safari
He enjoys that bullshit he's a carnivore
2:05
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:06AM
If there's enough charge in the battery fire one more time
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:08AM
Clean shot that time you hit the flag. Get off the road asap.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds n suds
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:09AM
Im en route to meet up with tater salad. I wanna beer now.
I need ice for my balls omg you guys weren't joking about the nuts.
2:09
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tater salad
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:11AM
Wait till the coil cools lol ... I'll show you how to tinfoil your eggs later
Im at the watering hole praetorian is busy with the paperwork... sore winner.
02:11
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:13AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW.
CORN HAS EARS
REPEAT
CORN HAS EARS
02:13