Trump and I went walking on the beach. I observed the beach from a cliff and noticed at times there were only one set of footprints. I said Oh Trump why have forsaken me. He replied that the single foot prints were his own, when he carried me through the storms of life.

I saw Trump at the beach. No wait, that was a beached whale.

He carried me Wrote:
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> Trump and I went walking on the beach. I observed
> the beach from a cliff and noticed at times there
> were only one set of footprints. I said Oh Trump
> why have forsaken me. He replied that the single
> foot prints were his own, when he carried me
> through the storms of life.


This is what a sap you are - when there was only one set of footprints, that is from when YOU were carrying HIM.

Biden,Harris,and Pelosi were walking in the Capitol. Biden stops for a moment and grunts. Harris looks at Pelosi and laughs. Pelosi turns to Slow and says "Damn it Joe" did you shit yourself again? Joe says "nope" and then mumbles something else that no one could understand. Harris laughs again and say "com'on man Joe I know you like to lie but something really smells and it stinks worse than all the executive orders you have signed!" Pelosi while used to the stench of her own politics chimes in. "fess up Joe you senile old fool, I know well the smell of your shit" Slow looking confused as normal says "Really I didn't shit myself today but I did yesterday". Harris laughs and says "I guess the wind has shifted and now we can truly tell how rancid you are". This is a true story as related in the classified papers found illegally stored in Biden's old office.