I'm 45, in great shape, and successful VP of a tech company. One of my best friends is 63 and he has a daughter who is 28. She is beautiful, excellent personality, athletic, educated, doesn't do social media, and has a great career already. Really, she's a total catch. And, of course, her boyfriend is an unemployed loser. In any event, it doesn't matter. She's the daughter of one of my great friends. I can tell that she is interested in me but that would destroy my friendship.

But I had a awesome sex dream about her last night. I have played around with plenty of women 23-25 years old but my buddy's daughter is definitely on a different level.

I met a semi hot 23 year old at PJ Skidoos last week. She was showing me her insta and all the dudes following her and dming her and she laughed about the beta guys as her friends who try to get with her. I pretended to give a shit and she left with me to my place. Girls just want to feel important. Its a weakness just shut up nod your head and agree or pretend to understand and they will give you free vag

I bought a pound of swiss cheese at Wegman's last week, and ate 2 slices of it on rye bread with mustard and a pickle.

Get the true meaning?

I'm a 50 year old neck beard. I'm bald and I have man tits. I collect unemployment so I have plenty of time in my day to blaze bud and play video games. I have a crush on my pot dealers daughter. She's 21 and hot but finds me absolutely gross I'm sure.

Understand ? Wrote:
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> I bought a pound of swiss cheese at Wegman's last
> week, and ate 2 slices of it on rye bread with
> mustard and a pickle.
>
> Get the true meaning?

Yes, you like man on man butt sex

jdxjegfgh Wrote:
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> Understand ? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I bought a pound of swiss cheese at Wegman's
> last
> > week, and ate 2 slices of it on rye bread with
> > mustard and a pickle.
> >
> > Get the true meaning?
>
> Yes, you like man on man butt sex


+1

This could be your future wife!

If you have a confession, go see a priest.

Not a confession


>"I'm a 50 year old neck beard. I'm bald and I have man tits. I collect unemployment so I have plenty of time in my day to blaze bud and play video games. I have a crush on my pot dealers daughter. She's 21 and hot but finds me absolutely gross I'm sure."

Its also a common liberals pipe dream , hence Democrat policies today

>I'm a 50 year old neck beard. I'm bald and I have man tits. I collect unemployment so I have plenty of time in my day to blaze bud and play video games. I have a crush on my pot dealers daughter. She's 21 and hot but finds me absolutely gross I'm sure.