Gov. Northam order restricts the size of turkey that is allowed to be sold in Virginia
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New Rules - Thanksgiving Dinner
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Date: November 18, 2020 09:55AM
To control the size of family gatherings for Thanksgiving Dinner in Virginia, Governor Northam will restrict the size of fresh/frozen turkeys sold in the Commonwealth of Virginia.
The directive requires that no turkeys shall be sold weighing more than 10lbs.
Logic is that no gatherings of more than 10 people are allowed, and the consumption rate of 1lb of turkey per person.
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turkey bird
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Date: November 18, 2020 11:07AM
Guess I'll get 3 ten pounders. Can't find anything to validate it, but it is something the blackfaced turkey would do.
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fukubish
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Date: November 18, 2020 11:10AM
Those rednecks will get around it. They lie cheat and steal.
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Fuck em
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Date: November 18, 2020 01:07PM
Gonna buy a fucking 20 pound ham
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Frost on the pumpkin
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Date: November 18, 2020 01:55PM
Fuck it I'll just have to go with hookers and blow this Thanksgiving.
It's a Biden family tradition.
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Hillbilly Hal
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Date: November 18, 2020 03:09PM
No worries, I always shoot a wild turkey in the woods for thanksgiving.
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nmmnd
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Date: November 18, 2020 03:28PM
Hillbilly Hal Wrote:
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> No worries, I always shoot a wild turkey in the
> woods for thanksgiving.
There is very little usable meat on a wild turkey. You'd actually get more meat from a 10 lb store bought farm raised turkey.
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updated info
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Date: November 18, 2020 04:06PM
Richmond has released more info to clarify the Thanksgiving Dinner issues facing residents of the Commonwealth.
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Date: November 21, 2020 04:38AM
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Date: November 21, 2020 02:34PM
The sad thing is I actually had to look it up to see if this was for real. With Northam you never know.
May everyone have a very Happy Thanksgiving with at least 26 of their closest family members and friends.
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Date: November 25, 2020 08:23PM
Saw an old lady being strip searched in the parking lot of Safeway in Fairfax this afternoon. Cops said they had reasonable suspicion that she had secreted a frozen 15lb Butterball Turkey up her cunt.
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