My polling station was close by, so I walked there. The line wasn’t long, and I got a sample ballot from volunteers of both parties just to be polite. I showed my ID and was directed to a booth. It was at that moment that the diarrhea hit. The noises were like a bad 1990s techno song, the smell was horrible - I’m sure others said something but I couldn’t hear anything over my own screams. One of the polling station workers fainted and the other came to direct me out, but she slipped in the putrid brown mess on the floor, then threw up on herself. I blamed the guy next to me, but no one believed it.

I had diarrhea all over the floor at GC Murphy Co. in Bradlee a few years back. An old lady on her way to the lunch counter slipped in it and broke her hip. She died soon after and the family mentioned the diarrhea in her obituary! I’ll post it here if I can find it!!

STFU you whiny, dumb assed, libtard. Get ready for 4 more years of MAGA!!!

Does MAGA stand for My Asshole Gives AIDS? Because it does.

That sounds like a bad case of the green apple splatters!

OP, that is extremely disgusting and uncalled for. I have Chrohn’s Disease and it’s hurtful that you could make fun of embarrassing situations like this. I was mortified that on a very windy day at Kings Dominion, the diarrhea hit me suddenly when I was on top of the Eiffel Tower. I had short shorts on, and it flooded out of me and was instantly picked up by the wind, turning my piping-hot liquid feces into a fine mist that coated many below. I also pooped in the elevator on the way down.

So stop it! It’s mean and disgusting!!

In a nutshell you libtard Democrats were (and still are) shitting yourselves silly when Trump won the election in 2016! Guess what get ready for 4 more glorious years of MAGA!!

Brown mist Wrote:
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> OP, that is extremely disgusting and uncalled for.
> I have Chrohn’s Disease and it’s hurtful that
> you could make fun of embarrassing situations like
> this. I was mortified that on a very windy day at
> Kings Dominion, the diarrhea hit me suddenly when
> I was on top of the Eiffel Tower. I had short
> shorts on, and it flooded out of me and was
> instantly picked up by the wind, turning my
> piping-hot liquid feces into a fine mist that
> coated many below. I also pooped in the elevator
> on the way down.
>
> So stop it! It’s mean and disgusting!!

I was there that day! I remember when you got out of the Tower, I was surprised what a good looking lady you were. From the waist-up, that is. From the waist down you were drenched in your own filthy liquid shit.

Ew gross.

Back in 2015 I had diarrhea in the community pool. I’ll never forget what the lifeguard said to me: “We need to get everyone out of the pool now. Also, in 2020 there will be a virus called COVID-19 that will essentially shut down the country for a while”. Man that guy was smart, and I wish we had listened to him instead of vandalizing his car.