Take some notes folks.

Read this fresh court case ruling on a cityvibe prostitution call gone wrong.

http://www.courts.state.va.us/opinions/opncavwp/0384194.pdf

It appears its OK to impersonate a Police officer.

You either didn't actually read this, or didn't understand it.

Plastic handcuffs, dashboard LED, fake id...
Yeah you're a cop.

YupYup Wrote:
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> Take some notes folks.
>
> Read this fresh court case ruling on a cityvibe
> prostitution call gone wrong.
>
> http://www.courts.state.va.us/opinions/opncavwp/03
> 84194.pdf
>
> It appears its OK to impersonate a Police officer.


"Appellant then told the victim that she was a sergeant with the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office, he was under arrest for solicitation, and there were two Loudoun County officers outside."


She wasn't a cop.
He wasn't under arrest.
No cops were outside.
She was never charged for impersonating a cop.


What did I Mmiss?

Wait for your Dad, who is an SRO, to go out of town. Take his County issued Police Vehicle for a ride with a juvenile female as your passenger. Activate the lights and siren as you speed around. Then when you get back to the house, find Dad's County issued service weapon and play around with it. Discharge the weapon in your house, then put it back where you found it and take the underage female home. Deny everything. Force your Dad to take an early retirement and move to the Eastern shore to a house an SRO shouldn't be able to afford.

I understand how you would miss it. It WAS ON PAGE FUCKING ONE, at the bottom. I've copied it for you. Should we have someone read it to you also? Or explain what it means?




"1 Appellant also was convicted of impersonating a law enforcement officer and giving a false report to a law enforcement officer, but she has not
challenged those convictions."

I gave 3 blow jobs today.