Gunshots heard
Posted by:
Lou
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Date: March 14, 2020 05:44AM
Just heard 9 around wolf trap area at 267? Anyone heard it?
Re: Gunshots heard
Posted by:
Hairy Homeowner
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Date: March 14, 2020 07:34AM
Sorry man. Some fuckwit tried to break in this morning and steal some of my toilet paper. Had to deal with it.
Re: Gunshots heard
Posted by:
*Breaking News*
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Date: March 14, 2020 07:34AM
Been on the news since 5am
It was a home invasion robbery. Thieves got away with bottled water, toilet paper, 600 pounds of rice, and a 1999 Toyota Corolla.
It was a home invasion robbery. Thieves got away with bottled water, toilet paper, 600 pounds of rice, and a 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Re: Gunshots heard
Posted by:
Urgent Warning, Stupid!
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Date: March 14, 2020 09:51AM
YOU MUST LEAVE YOUR HOME
DO CARRY GUNS WATER MEDS FOOD
GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER!
UV LIGHT KILLS THE BUG
MENTALLY SLOW MUST MOVE QUICKLY
THE BUG FLOCKS TO MORONS
MEXICAN SUNSHINE SUPER DISINFECTANT
GO NOW!
DO CARRY GUNS WATER MEDS FOOD
GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER!
UV LIGHT KILLS THE BUG
MENTALLY SLOW MUST MOVE QUICKLY
THE BUG FLOCKS TO MORONS
MEXICAN SUNSHINE SUPER DISINFECTANT
GO NOW!
Re: Gunshots heard
Posted by:
Human Tripod
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Date: March 14, 2020 11:06AM
Encountering an armed homeowner often guarantees a burglar a Facetime session with God.