Re: first responder
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God bless them all
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Date: January 12, 2020 07:39PM
I have always felt that the ‘first responder’ is the first one who takes action.
For example: I was at the 7/11 on Lincolnia Road, waiting to buy a lottery ticket when the jackpot was huge. The line was long, and I almost got to the counter when the diarrhea hit. An unholy torrent of brown sludge made its way down my legs and onto the floor. The old lady three people behind me slipped in the smelly discharge, and the woman behind her called the police / ambulance; SHE was the true first responder. I won $20 that night, and didn’t stick around to see what happened next.