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Official Coonman assassination thread
Date: December 14, 2019 11:42AM

I am currently planning to assassinate Governor Ralph "Coonman" Northam. Leaky tens of thousands of other Virginians are currently posting similar threats all across cyberspace and beyond so I don't expect any threat assessments today lol... The only question is: how should I assassinate him? I feel that shooting him would make him a Martyr and be determental to the cause of protecting 2A plus he has no qualms surrounding himself with armed men in case of such an attempt. No ladies and gentlemen, we must not shoot Coonman, as an army doctor it's only fitting that he be poisoned or infected with some aggressive hemmoraghic fever. A nice big Timothy McVeigh style truck bomb has its merits too of course. What do y'all think? Tar and feather? Hang, draw and quarter? Electrocution? Public lynching???
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