Re: Let The Mass Shootings Begin
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Suck it guntardz
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Date: November 06, 2019 07:46PM
I hope they confiscate all your guns. And you know what? When the cops come to your door to take your guns, you'll hand them over, because gun nuts are fucking pussies. I'm talking huge, drippy, spray blood out once a month, smell like tuna pussies. Complete pansies. Scared of black people, Mexicans, rapists, aliens, bigfoot, Deep State, pizza parlor child molestors, Hillary, the Squad, liberal elites, George Soros, Hollywood celebrities, islamofascists, sharia law, and god knows what else. Lime jello for all I know. We're talking about scared pussies who can't go to Chipotle unless they're strapped. And they all worship authority, so they'll roll right over.
If I were elected President, first thing I'd do on my way to the White House after the inauguration would be to stop by the Archives. "Show me that Constitution," I'd say. Then I'd pull out a big old Sharpie, and everywhere I found the phrase "right to bear arms" I'd change it to "right to Latino transexual scholarships for feminist studies programs" and then I'd phone up Wayne "totally not French" la Pierre and go, "Howdya like THEM apples, BITCH?" And then I'd send the cops around to seize the guns AND give y'all a complimentary cavity search.