What’s your craziest hook up story whether it’d be from a hookup app or taking someone home from the bar. Please explain below...

...for example... I was at Appleby drinking Long Island Ice Teas.
I went to the head to take a piss and a big fat shaggy cycle fag came in and stood behind me, waiting.
When I turned around, he grabbed me and pushed me to my knees. He pushed his little duck into my mouth and skull ducked me until he came in my mouth. At first, I was pissed, but his cum tasted like caramel.

Invited this hot Asian over one night. Things were awesome until after sex I told her I just wanted a fwb thing. Well little did I know she turned crazy as soon as I brought that up. She refused to leave until I threatened to call the cops. Then she threatened to sleep in her car in my driveway and block me in. Finally I made up some shit that I would date her. She also started sniffing a lot and scratching herself. Word of advice always meet the person first before inviting them over for a quickie