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Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Jim Y ()
Date: September 09, 2019 03:09PM

I was attacked by a shark in Florida when I was 15 and still have flashbacks from sharks. Enough with this fucking song!

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Fairfax Progressives 4 Progress! ()
Date: September 09, 2019 04:24PM

First you should find a safe space.

Then file suit.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: What a dope ()
Date: September 09, 2019 04:58PM

First, you should finish middle school.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Parra-shoot ()
Date: September 09, 2019 06:03PM

Move back to Florida and coat your body with Elephant Seal Fat before going swimming in the ocean.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Wait! What? ()
Date: September 09, 2019 07:40PM

The Baby Shark song gives you flashbacks?

Gee, that's tough.

For therapy, you could consider enlisting. If you do, you could draw some time at Bagram where I am certain your shark-bite flashbacks would quickly become a thing of the past.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: September 09, 2019 11:44PM

Knows the Nationals play the Baby Shark song....

Knows he is forever traumatized from a shark atttack...

Goes to the stadium, watches on TV or listens on the radio anyway...

Complains about a situation he has created for himself. #LivingThe703Life

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Giverer of suggestions ()
Date: September 10, 2019 12:33AM

If OP MUST go to a baseball game, he might want to consider Balto. They don't sing the baby shark song there.

Problem solved.

YOu're welcome, OP.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Jim Y ()
Date: September 10, 2019 01:46PM

I wrote a letter to the owner to please stop the song. I have been a season ticket holder for the past 10 years and will cancel if they don't stop.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Jim Y ()
Date: September 10, 2019 01:48PM

By the way, Gerardo Parra is a below average player anyway.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Really Really Really HUGE folks! ()
Date: September 10, 2019 02:15PM

As long as the Nationals win the World Series I don't care what song they play.

Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: Let’s go hunt doo doo doo ()
Date: September 10, 2019 02:45PM

Jim Y Wrote I love https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w
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> I wrote a letter to the owner to please stop the
> song. I have been a season ticket holder for the
> past 10 years and will cancel if they don't stop.
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Re: Washington Nationals baby shark song
Posted by: That nigga gots a dent ()
Date: September 10, 2019 02:50PM

In it’s mofucking head

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