I will be starting high school in a couple of weeks. I've never had sex, but I want to. I don't want to do anything with any body I know to avoid stories that might get spread. I've heard that older ladies are patient but I don't know any who would be nice to help me. Where can I get help with what I want to do?

The only lady around here is Rosie.

What about Meade?

What about Gerry?

Start with your parents. Then maybe a teacher... I can't tell you how many teachers I've read about in the news that have helped their kids along in this area in that way.

GFY.

Have you considered serving as an intern in the office of a U.S. Senator who is very good with young lads?

Most Thai massage studios can help. Be sure to ask them about their Happy Ending Special.

Join up at any Catholic church. I'm sure there will be somebody there to assist you.

Stop by Grace Episcopal in Alexandria.

My assistant Benjamin Dover would be delighted to help.

Leave old women alone. Best sex is prision sex with dudes.

Try this during the holiday season
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