Why the FUCK is she forced to wear clothes during the broadcast in the morning? It's obvious that she wants to do her thing naked as a jaybird. And there's not real man alive who wouldn't watch every morning if sweet Melissa was doing her traffic reports nude, Nude, NUDE!

This is a serious question.

Her face is very hot, but I've noticed that her rack seems to ride very low. Like if she unleashes them, she might be able to tuck her nipples into her belt.

Those are mommy mammies bruh. She's still nursing that soulless ginger baby of hers. Plus, she has very large areolas. Too big. I like my areolas small. Still, her natural blonde pubic hair would be a sight to behold. Haven't experienced that since college.

She looked quite fine wearing jeans when she did those adopt-a-pet shoots from the pet store...

 
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I married a brunette Wrote:
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> Those are mommy mammies bruh. She's still nursing
> that soulless ginger baby of hers. Plus, she has
> very large areolas. Too big. I like my areolas
> small. Still, her natural blonde pubic hair would
> be a sight to behold. Haven't experienced that
> since college.


Blond pussy is good, but red pussy is fantastic.

I wanted to be her zipper today. It went from her pubic mound all the way to her breasts. Up and down I'd go.

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she looks funky in this picture.

Caitlin Roth on ch. 5 is hotter.

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Where did that niglet come from?

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> Caitlin Roth on ch. 5 is hotter.

Caitlin has great tits.

I can't believe she's going out with Tucker Barnes. I always thought he was gay, LOL.

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> I can't believe she's going out with Tucker
> Barnes. I always thought he was gay, LOL.


Actually I think they are married. They go to great lengths to not look like they even like each other when they are on the air together. I believe she moved here because of their relationship.

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> Where did that niglet come from?

Where have you been? It's all the rage now to adopt kids from Africa. It's part of the whole "white guilt" thing. You know "Look at us, were white but we don't have to defend our whiteness because we have adopted a child of color". China takes too long and Eastern Europe and Russia were adopting out damaged goods.