Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by:
Throat.Slitter
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Date: April 06, 2019 07:22PM
I had some French woman who complained of "migraines" every day for a week and left the office early. Then she didn't show on Monday. I fired her on Tuesday when she came in 20 minutes late. She started crying and I just said, "You haven't sniffed a close in 10 days. Either you want to be here, close deals, contribute and make a life for yourself...or you want to let phantom migraines own you. I'll know if you're serious if you are on time tomorrow and ready to work..."
She never showed up again. Fucking French...a country of quitters.