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Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Adville ()
Date: April 02, 2019 10:19PM

I’ve never met a mentally stable person ever complain about having one.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Heads Hurts Guy ()
Date: April 02, 2019 10:25PM

Your stupid post just gave me one.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Cranium Pain ()
Date: April 03, 2019 05:48AM

All of ffu gives me a headache.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Same! ()
Date: April 03, 2019 08:51AM

Maybe one of two guys but ive met but i know a lot of unstable/borderline personality type women that do complain about them. I think there is a correlation. Its like there brains are fucked up and short circuiting

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: A**holes... ()
Date: April 03, 2019 01:02PM

Maybe because when you have a migraine it feels like somebody has shoved a dagger into your head and you are in so much pain you can't act normally?

It isn't their fault. It's a vascular abnormality, and it can run in families.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Neurologist ()
Date: April 03, 2019 11:54PM

Migraines are not a real thing. They are imagined by mentally unstable people. Liberals, for instance.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Date: April 04, 2019 04:02AM

I've had them, maybe. Undiagnosed.
The phrase "pain in my head so bad I am literally blinded"
is how I would describe it.

Doesn't happen to me very often at all. Once every couple of years?

On the other hand, I'm on Fairfax Underground, so....

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Michael Savages cousin ()
Date: April 04, 2019 06:10AM

This really proves liberalism is a mental disorder.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: the troof ()
Date: April 04, 2019 11:13AM

Yeah, but only "normal" people get on FFU and ask about crazy people complaining about "migraines".

Sure thing.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Freddie Funny Farm ()
Date: April 04, 2019 12:54PM

the troof Wrote:
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> Yeah, but only "normal" people get on FFU and ask
> about crazy people complaining about "migraines".
>
> Sure thing.


Most posters on ffu are normal.

LOL

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Throat.Slitter ()
Date: April 06, 2019 07:22PM

I had some French woman who complained of "migraines" every day for a week and left the office early. Then she didn't show on Monday. I fired her on Tuesday when she came in 20 minutes late. She started crying and I just said, "You haven't sniffed a close in 10 days. Either you want to be here, close deals, contribute and make a life for yourself...or you want to let phantom migraines own you. I'll know if you're serious if you are on time tomorrow and ready to work..."

She never showed up again. Fucking French...a country of quitters.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Ad Vil ()
Date: April 07, 2019 07:51AM

Throat.Slitter Wrote:
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> I had some French woman who complained of
> "migraines" every day for a week and left the
> office early. Then she didn't show on Monday. I
> fired her on Tuesday when she came in 20 minutes
> late. She started crying and I just said, "You
> haven't sniffed a close in 10 days. Either you
> want to be here, close deals, contribute and make
> a life for yourself...or you want to let phantom
> migraines own you. I'll know if you're serious if
> you are on time tomorrow and ready to work..."
>
> She never showed up again. Fucking French...a
> country of quitters.

Nice. She died the next day of a brain tumor.

Re: Why do only crazy people seem to complain about “migraines?”
Posted by: Gen LaFayette ()
Date: April 07, 2019 08:03AM

C’est La Vie

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