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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Facts of the matter... ()
Date: April 08, 2019 08:57AM

You're too stupid to do anything right. But you are a shoe-in to go back-to-back on the AHOY (Asshole of the Year) award.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: FIXER OF |T FOR YOU ()
Date: April 08, 2019 09:54AM

Facts of the matter... Wrote:
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> But you
> are a shoe-in to go back-to-back on the AHOY
> (Asshole of the Year) award.



How does it feel to have the Back-to-Back Winner of the Asshole of the Year Award living in your head RENT-FREE for the last 2 years?

How smart can a guy be who lets the Back to Back Winner of the Asshole of the Year Award live in his head RENT FREE?

Yup, ur priddy samrt orrite, U ackshuwullee uhlow 6 trolls 2 live RENT FREE inn Ur haid at uh thyme. Yup, yup, yup, uhnuther reel samrt libuhrull wright hear.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Facts of the matter... ()
Date: April 08, 2019 10:37AM

In Falls Church, the number is 1-800-UPYRASS

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: FFXU online internet troll ()
Date: April 08, 2019 11:27AM

^^^^^says the blowhard who has 6 trolls living in his head rent free.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: No-account babble ()
Date: April 09, 2019 09:36AM

Pretty bold for a one-trick but less than two-bit puppet on a string.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Mom had it right... ()
Date: April 09, 2019 09:40AM

She always said, "Go do your homework, or you'll end up living in Falls Church."

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Little Ballston ()
Date: April 10, 2019 10:19AM

Population density in Falls Church City...
7,128 people per square mile

Typical FCC residential neighborhood...
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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: boring blowhard ()
Date: April 10, 2019 10:25AM

All I can do is shitpost stupid shit about Falls Gulch & think I'm so smart for it.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Goer toer of baseball games ()
Date: April 10, 2019 11:25PM

Aaron Altherr has a lower ERA, a lower WHIP and has struck out more batters than Trevor Rosenthal.

Altherr is an outfielder.

Rosenthal is supposed to be a "pitcher".

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: April 11, 2019 12:49PM

You don't actually know jack about either of those players. You can only make an even bigger fool of yourself in trying to talk about baseball.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Pontificating phony buttwipe ()
Date: April 12, 2019 01:59AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> You don't actually know jack about either of those
> players. You can only make an even bigger fool of
> yourself in trying to talk about baseball.


You don't know what I know or don't know, because you don't know me, you old blowhard asswipe. You're so full of yourself you've forgotten what it's like to be human. Everybody sees you for the goober troll you are.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: April 12, 2019 07:36AM

Was that supposed to be relevant? It came out as something some downscale Falls Church dumbo might say! The plain facts here are that your are just as ignorant about Altherr, Rosenthal, and baseball in general as you are and have been shown to be about a million and one other things.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: HEY IGNORANT FUCK!! ()
Date: April 12, 2019 10:59AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> Was that supposed to be relevant? It came out as
> something some downscale Falls Church dumbo might
> say! The plain facts here are that your are just
> as ignorant about Altherr, Rosenthal, and baseball
> in general as you are and have been shown to be
> about a million and one other things.


How many times do I have to tell a goober blowhard old troll like your sorry ass I DON'T LIVE IN THE GULCH? You got me confused with somebody else, you sitting on your brain old goober.

You continue to demonstrate daily in multiple shitposts what an ignorant pompous ass jackoff you really are. Stick to a subject you know something about: gay kiddie porn. You don't know shit about baseball or much of anything else for that matter. You probably think Rosenthal and Altherr are "homophonic".


It's bad enough you're such an ignorant, stupid blowhard old buttwipe. What's worse is you're too stupid even to realize it.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: April 12, 2019 11:10AM

Hahahahaha! Hanging your hat on an obvious typo yet again. It’s the story of your sad-ass existence here. You fail miserably at everything else. Eaten at Luzmary’s yet?

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Homophonic blowhard ()
Date: April 12, 2019 02:49PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahaha! Hanging your hat on an obvious typo
> yet again. It’s the story of your sad-ass
> existence here. You fail miserably at everything
> else. Eaten at Luzmary’s yet?


For someone who insists on how perfect he is and then shows he's no better than everybody he belittles, I guess it would be a BFD. Face it, nasty old troll coot, you've been shown up for the jackass you are.

You're the one with the sadass miserable existence, here. Everyone here sees you for the blowhard old phony you are. You're even lower a goober than you accuse everyone else here of being. Yes, indeed, you' re the most hypocritical and abject of abject FFXU failures.

I don't live in Falls Gulch, moron, so find out who that guy is & axe him.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: FIXER OF |T FOR YOU ()
Date: April 12, 2019 02:57PM

LOL... Wrote:
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> YouI don't actually know jack about anythingeither of those
> players
. YouI can only make an even bigger fool of
> myourself in trying to talk about baseballanything. I'm just a gay goober pompous ass blowhard who's so full of shit, my eyes are brown




FIFY

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: H6wkv ()
Date: April 12, 2019 04:20PM

Shame and scorn.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: just sayin.... ()
Date: April 12, 2019 06:33PM

fuck Philly, the fans deserved that, so did that bitch with the hair.

Hopefully the butt pirates can play a series without starting a fight

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Jx4v4 ()
Date: April 12, 2019 07:01PM

Shame and scorn.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: losers ()
Date: April 13, 2019 08:33AM

Chumps blew another game last nite.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: cpwcn ()
Date: April 13, 2019 12:00PM

Shame and scorn.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: FFXU online internet troll ()
Date: April 13, 2019 01:28PM

losers Wrote:
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> Chumps blew another game last nite.


Why don't we ask Mr. Know-It-All, you know, the "homphonic" guy, what happened? He's such a fucking know-it-all, so he must know what happened.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: April 13, 2019 05:34PM

Lack of clutch hitting, bonehead defense by Eaton, and failure in the bullpen. The Soto bobblehead is neat though.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Because you asked ()
Date: April 13, 2019 06:32PM

FFXU online internet troll Wrote:
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> losers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chumps blew another game last nite.
>
>
> Why don't we ask Mr. Know-It-All, you know, the
> "homphonic" guy, what happened? He's such a
> fucking know-it-all, so he must know what
> happened.
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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: wiffle balls ()
Date: April 13, 2019 06:45PM

The crazy old dude in the stands screaming about Falls Church the whole fucking game didn't help.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Giver of plus ones ()
Date: April 13, 2019 11:18PM

wiffle balls Wrote:
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> The crazy old dude in the stands screaming about
> Falls Church the whole fucking game didn't help.


+1 for "funny"

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Goer toer of baseball games ()
Date: April 13, 2019 11:24PM

Nationals won today, 3-2. Mighty Mouse and Kendrick hit back-to-back HRs (I am so glad Kendrick's back). Suero collects the win, Doooooooooooooooooo records his first save (although he made the crowd a little nervous).

GF got a ball autographed by Anibal Sanchez.


All-in-all, a pretty good day.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:09AM

LOL... Wrote:
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> Lack of clutch hitting, bonehead defense by Eaton, and failure
> in the bullpen. The Soto bobblehead is neat though.
.
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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: twxtv ()
Date: April 14, 2019 09:10AM

Giver of plus ones Wrote:
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> +1 for "funny"

Shame and scorn.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Harry Caray ()
Date: April 15, 2019 06:31PM

Nothing beats fun at the old ballpark!

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: net detective ()
Date: April 15, 2019 07:21PM

Goer toer of baseball games Wrote:
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> Nationals won today, 3-2. Mighty Mouse and
> Kendrick hit back-to-back HRs (I am so glad
> Kendrick's back). Suero collects the win,
> Doooooooooooooooooo records his first save
> (although he made the crowd a little nervous).
>
> GF got a ball autographed by Anibal Sanchez.
>
>
> All-in-all, a pretty good day.


Does your wife know about your girlfriend?

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Because they suck ()
Date: April 15, 2019 08:18PM

They suck. They will always suck.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Goer toer of baseball games ()
Date: April 15, 2019 10:40PM

net detective Wrote:
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> Goer toer of baseball games Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
> Does your wife know about your girlfriend?


I guess the answer is "no" since I ain't got no wife to worry about no girlfriend.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: just sayin.. ()
Date: April 15, 2019 11:36PM

to bad Kendrick struck out and Rendon popped up in yesterday's game, I would've liked to see two shitsburgh teams lose in one day

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Front office... ()
Date: April 16, 2019 09:02AM

Nobody bats 1.000, and even stellar pitching isn't stellar every night. . Hard to rag on Kendrick and Rendon the way they've played lately. But the team as a whole is still in big, big trouble. At dome point, they're going to have to admit that dumping Dusty in order to hire Dave Martinez was a big mistake.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Because they suck ()
Date: April 20, 2019 08:59AM

The pattern of win one, lose 2 is setting in.

They fired Dusty Baker, how is that working out?

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:18AM

Dusty Baker was not fired. His 2-year/$4M contract was up. Thinking that it would be a great coup for them to land Joe Maddon protege Dave Martinez, the Nats gave him a 3-year/$2.8M contract with an option for a fourth year at $1.2M. Returns on the investment in Baker were sizable. Those on Martinez thus far have been meager at best.

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Re: Washington Nationals in the basement of the National League .000
Posted by: Fucking Joke ()
Date: April 21, 2019 06:46PM

Because they suck Wrote:
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> The pattern of win one, lose 2 is setting in.
>
> They fired Dusty Baker, how is that working out?


Great weekend fans.......lol

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