For you, there is no balm in Gilead nor succor in simple Gooberism.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/29/2022 09:55AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

What does any of this have to do with the Dollar Tree?

newintown Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What does any of this have to do with the Dollar
> Tree?


nothing. It's decayed to 2 gay assholes picking at each other and 50 trolls just being trolls. Carey really oughtta' put this on the other board, since It don't got nothing to do with FFXCO no more.

newintown Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What does any of this have to do with the Dollar
> Tree?


Not a thing. JP Morgenthau is just Eesh trolling.

Well, the board continues today to be plagued by locust-like hordes of pre-teen idiots and illiterates, but the unkindness of Xmas break will soon be over and the urchins will all scurry back to the drudgery of their unproductive labors at one area middle school or another — places where the girls will continue to pay no attention to them at all. For those of us having written rather more complete and impressive resumes at this point, it is another impressive Sweet Spot morning that we have to deal with today. Amidst wall to wail sunshine, temps are already in the 40s and will add another ten degrees by mid-afternoon. Light SW winds and modest humidity will round out a nearly ideal December day.

Real President Joe is meanwhile being given even more reason to send even more advanced weaponry to Ukraine while yet another madman takes control in Israel. It’s a disgrace. They were once the good guys in the Middle East, but that was a long time ago now! It’s a good thing Jared Kushner solved so many problems there.

In other news, the last of the free agents are being sopped up by clubs with huge bankrolls, leaving the small market guys with nothing but more seasons of second division despair to look forward to. It’s a good thing the Nats remarkably took charge in 2019, as with ice dams on both the ownership and broadcasting fronts, we won’t be able to open the throttle for years to come. With luck, we could catch MIA for 4th in the division at some point, but we’ll otherwise need a deep-pockets buyer and for Peter Angelos to pass away (and take MASN with him) before DC can get back on a winning track.

The last time Falls Church City was on a winning track was prior to the Korean War, and things have gone right off the rails since then. With all the demolition that’s gone on there, mid-century residents would hardly recognize the place. That’s part of the reason why every neighboring area (except perhaps Culmore) is a more desirable address these days.

Begun now nearly four years ago, the thread has had sustained interest across 393 pages and nearly forty thousand posts. Where else do you find numbers like that?

Looking forward to the new year! Happy Holidays, everyone!!

newintown Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What does any of this have to do with the Dollar
> Tree?


This thread is about the fragile ego and insecurities of a lonely odd old guy in the November of his life. Feel free to fuck with him.

Happy Holidays to all.

‘All’ might be a stretch, but most or many might work.

Looks like Tyrone be havin himself a good new year dinner en a flat screen TV to watch de Bow Games on. The pavement monkeys in Buffalo are looting the stores as usual.

How come our resident limousine liberal hypocrite hasn't gone to Soufeas or Predominantly Ghetto County to invite the pavement monkeys to loot the "sweet spot"?


Oh sorry for being redundant. I said limousine liberal "hypocrite".

Go fuck yourself, douchebag. No happy holidays wishes for assholes like you.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/29/2022 07:50PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

Lol!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Go fuck yourself, douchebag. No happy holidays
> wishes for assholes like you.


Eat shit, phony limousine liberal hypocrite. Take your fake white guilt somewhere else, shit for brains.

Yeah, you’re a bright one, alright. How did you get to be so stupid, anyway?

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yeah, you’re a bright one, alright. How did you
> get to be so stupid, anyway?

Stick it up your ass, moron. You're so stupid nobody can explain to you why "stupid fake liberal" is redundant. Were you born an imbecile or have you been working on it your whole life?

Hmmm. My IQ is twice yours. At least.

47°

High / Low 61°/45°
Wind 4 mph
Humidity 59%
Dew Point 34°
Pressure 30.31 in
UV Index 1 of 10
Visibility 10 mi
Moon Phase Waxing Gibbous

Today Mostly sunny, with a high near 62. South wind 5 to 7 mph.
Tonight Increasing clouds, with a low around 45. South wind around 6 mph becoming calm after midnight.

WASHINGTON — House Democrats on Friday released six years of former President Donald J. Trump’s tax records, making the closely guarded documents public after years of legal battles and speculation about Mr. Trump’s wealth and his financial entanglements.

The release came 10 days after Democrats on the House Ways and Means Committee published two reports about Mr. Trump’s taxes as part of an inquiry into the Internal Revenue Service’s practice of conducting mandatory audits on presidents while they are in office. The reports found that the I.R.S. failed to audit Mr. Trump during the first two years of his presidency and did not begin the examination process until 2019, after House Democrats initiated oversight proceedings in an attempt to gain access to his tax records.

 

Christmas trees are collected for free on Wednesdays in January and February. Plastic bags, rope, tinsel and other decorations should be removed.

Sweet Spotters will want to note that ALL of the weather-related info splattered above is inaccurate for our locale.

I fucked JP's mom.

CURRENT WEATHER

11:35 AM

54
Sunny

RealFeel 61
Cool

RealFeel Shade 56
Cool

Max UV Index
2 Low

Wind
S 2 mph

Wind Gusts
6 mph

Humidity
57%

Indoor Humidity
35% (Slightly Dry)

Dew Point
39

Pressure
30.31 in

Cloud Cover
0%

Visibility
16 mi

Cloud Ceiling
40000 ft

People in the area who might have considered participating in FCC’s 2022/23 Watch Night Celebrations on Saturday should note that all outdoor activities have been cancelled due to the threat of rain. Maybe next year.

And by the by, some poor Weather Bug stooge has no idea at all of where the Sweet Spot is.

PS. It’s been another gorgeous winter morning out this way, one now twice punctuated by the front yard crossing of foraging white-tailed deer.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hmmm. My IQ is twice yours. At least.


You got that ass backwards, jackoff. Your IQ is 1/2 mine and only on a good day.

Phpppt

Gayvid Blimm0 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You got that ass backwards, jackoff. Your IQ is
> 1/2 mine and only on a good day.

Odd then that so many great schools and other institutions thought so very differently.

You meanwhile are on the wrong side in the on-going battle between the woke and the undead. Such a pathetic loser/failure.

JP has commendations!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gayvid Blimm0 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You got that ass backwards, jackoff. Your IQ
> is
> > 1/2 mine and only on a good day.
>
> Odd then that so many great schools and other
> institutions thought so very differently.

Since you're always lying, we can all be sure you're lying about this, too. Unless you were the janitor there. They were so impressed with you they actually let you use a vacuum cleaner instead of a lowly broom and dustpan, huh?




>
> You meanwhile are on the wrong side in the
> on-going battle between the woke and the undead.


Well I ain't "woke" and you're obviously brain dead, numbnuts. But then all "woke" people are brain dead. Nobody even with the brain of an ant would be "woke".


> Such a pathetic loser/failure.


You'll find that in the mirror, Mr. Phony Wackoff.

kd9wn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> JP has commendations!

And 11 FFXU trolls and their sock puppets living in his head rent free

jp = fiffy sock puppet

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> And by the by, some poor Weather Bug stooge has no
> idea at all of where the Sweet Spot is.


CURRENT WEATHER
1:07 PM

59F
Sunny
RealFeel® 65
Pleasant
RealFeel Shade™ 59
Cool
Max UV Index
2 Low
Wind
S 3 mph
Wind Gusts
9 mph
Humidity
50%
Indoor Humidity
36% (Slightly Dry)
Dew Point
40 F
Pressure
30.28 in
Cloud Cover
0%
Visibility
14 mi
Cloud Ceiling
40000 ft

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> PS. It’s been another gorgeous winter morning
> out this way, one now twice punctuated by the
> front yard crossing of foraging white-tailed deer.

pn4tk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> jp = fiffy sock puppet


Oh my, what a h0rrible insult @g@||\|s+ me!

Swings and misses with these miscellaneous weather reports and Google deer photos. The ones that were here today were does and of course it was mid-morning. These idiots are good only at failure and falling behind. Intellectual lummoxes.

CURRENT WEATHER
3:28 PM

63 F
Sunny
RealFeel® 66
Pleasant
RealFeel Shade™ 63
Pleasant
Max UV Index
1 Low
Wind
S 3 mph
Wind Gusts
8 mph
Humidity
55%
Indoor Humidity
46% (Ideal Humidity)
Dew Point
47 F
Pressure
30.19 in
Cloud Cover
0%
Visibility
14 mi
Cloud Ceiling
40000 ft

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Swings and misses with these miscellaneous weather
> reports and Google deer photos.


Find it. Want the video that came from? lol

You can try to find this one too. Lots of these here.

^^^ Turds at work. None of them can point to ANY educational, professional, or financial success. They are but a mishmash of low-grade middle school low-lifes and losers.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ^^^ Turds at work. None of them can point to ANY
> educational, professional, or financial success.
> They are but a mishmash of low-grade middle school
> low-lifes and losers.


Linus did your mom.

Cool but hard to catch well in a single frame when on the hunt.


 

What —- no caribou?

Psst! Parents are long dead and buried per their wishes in New Jersey.

Patterson?

No caribou here.

Most cool for me are the flying squirrels but near impossible to capture.

Use a moose as bait.

Lol.

PATH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Patterson?

No, and you’ve used an excessive number of t’s.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ^^^I'm full of Turds at work. None of themI can't point to ANY
> educational, professional, or financial success.
> They are but a mishmash ofI'm King of the low-grade middle school
> low-lifes and losers.


FIFY

FIFY is FUCKED UP.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FIFY is FUCKED UP.


And Linus fvcked you mom.

MIA Linus couldn’t penetrate his own cowardice.

He’ll be back.

Great Pruning Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> He’ll be back.

You mean the Fag Boy will start using that tortured handle again?

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Great Pruning Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He’ll be back.
>
> You mean the Fag Boy will start using that
> tortured handle again?

Don't use the word 'fag' to describe a cisgender man. It is homophobic and sexist.

Meanwhile, it’s past 50 degrees already on this final day of 2022. Mostly cloudy with some patchy drizzle, but i’m just fine with this scrambled egg and cheese (with ketchup) sandwich on toasted sourdough — the kind that hardly even fits in the toaster. Really nice way to start the day, especially when accompanied by a cup of freshly brewed, single-estate Kona. Santa just brought five more pounds of that, so we’re good for a while.

Real President Joe meanwhile continues to be on holiday. Like Linus apparently, he’ll be back.

In other news, RHP Steve Cishek has decided to hang ‘em up at age 36. He worked in 69 games for the Nats in 2022, but didn’t feel he had the strength to give it another go. All in all, he appeared in 737 big league games to a very respectable ERA of 2.98.

Career stats for ever-fading Falls Church City are of course far worse than that. With more destruction and fewer amenities than a typical war zone, the battered burg is little more than a no man’s land of pain and sorrow.

ThePCTeacher Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don't use the word 'fag' to describe a cisgender man.
> It is homophobic and sexist.

Wake up, turd. Fag Boy is his well-earned nickname. It has nothing to do with ‘his pronouns’ or any other such thing.

Can’t wait to celebrate the new year!

With help from the daughter and son-in-law, our champagne stocks were already seriously depleted on Boxing Day. Fond memories still linger.

Happy (early) New Year JP!

The same to many and perhaps most here, but not all. As for us, life as wealthy Sweet Spot retirees has gone very well for many years now, and we don’t expect things to change at all on that front.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ThePCTeacher Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't use the word 'fag' to describe a cisgender
> man.
> > It is homophobic and sexist.
>
> Wake up, turd. Fag Boy is his well-earned
> nickname. It has nothing to do with ‘his
> pronouns’ or any other such thing.


How about you wake up, bigot? How about you get woke like you're supposed to? You don't use that word for an insult. Only bigots do that. Just like you don't insult people by calling them "schwug" or "jigaboo" like you do. Only a racist white supremist does that.

You're obviously a closet Trump supporter . Nobody who's in favor of democracy says thinga like that. Soon people like you are going to get sent to reeducation camps to learn how to talk.

Cram all that up your gay ass, useless loser-fuck. What a pile of garbage!

Yikes, looks like someone got started a little too early with the drinks.

The little people are ever targets for the dreaded big bad boot.

You never seem able to keep it from being stuck up your own ass.

Bzzzt! The ignorance, envy, and butthurt here are all yours. Feeblr douche.

Yo Yo Yo! Where the parties at tonite?

Little of any generally and absolutely none as far as your pitiful pretentious old ass goes.

I'm sorry now that I taught you the word "butthurt." You use it far too often projecting your own. But then you're not a very original or creative guy.

Go suck a dick. Loser.

Go play with your HELOC. Dope.

Going to put some tasty food and drink on it tonight. 8.7% coming soon, after all.

Happy new year to Actual JP Morgenthau!

Yes, and to all those of good will as well. Last few hours to pile up 2022 tax deductions. Help someone else and yourself at the same time!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cram all that up your gay ass, useless loser-fuck.
> What a pile of garbage!


Such childish bigots & white supremists these Trump supporters. Whining like immature spoil brats. Just like their cult leader Trump.

Suck it, clueless douchebag.

^^^Childish Trump supporter acting out again. Needs to be put on Time Out.

^^^ Ignorance, envy and butthurt —- Falls Church City style, of course. (Yeah, it shows.)

CURRENT WEATHER
9:35 AM

47 F
Sunny
RealFeel® 53
Cool
RealFeel Shade™ 50
Chilly
Max UV Index
1 Low
Wind
WNW 1 mph
Wind Gusts
3 mph
Humidity
94%
Indoor Humidity
45% (Ideal Humidity)
Dew Point
46 F
Pressure
30.02 in
Cloud Cover
1%
Visibility
7 mi
Cloud Ceiling
40000 ft

Illinois Supreme Court Blocks End of Cash Bail on Jan. 1 as State Appeals Judge's Ruling

The court issued an order Saturday evening staying the elimination of cash bail until further notice

Just hours before cash bail was set to be eliminated across parts of Illinois, the state's Supreme Court stopped it from taking effect as the high court prepares to debate whether or not the pretrial release provisions are constitutional.

The court issued an order Saturday evening staying the elimination of cash bail until further notice "in order to maintain consistent pretrial procedures throughout Illinois" as the state appeals a judge's ruling on the matter.

 

FALLS CHURCH, VA — New Year's Day, the holiday celebrating the start of 2023, falls on a weekend. As a result, Monday will be an observed holiday with various closures in Falls Church.

City of Falls Church government and Fairfax County government will be closed on Monday, Jan. 2. Other services have schedule changes on Monday and surrounding days.

City of Falls Church government offices: Closed on Monday, Jan. 2.

Fairfax County government offices: Closed on Jan. 2.

Falls Church City Public Schools: Closed for winter break Dec. 19 to Jan. 1.

Fairfax County Public Schools: Winter break is Dec. 19 to Jan. 2.

Community centers: The Falls Church Community Center is closed on Dec. 31 and Jan. 1, but the building will be available for Farmers Market customers on Dec. 31. The Falls Church Farmers Market runs 8 a.m. to noon on Dec. 31. Fairfax County's Neighborhood and Community Services centers will be closed on Dec. 31 and Jan. 2.

Courts: Fairfax County and Arlington County Circuit Court, General District Court and Juvenile and Domestic Relations District Court are closed on Jan. 2.

Department of Motor Vehicles: All DMV customer service centers are closed Jan. 2.

Fairfax Connector: Fairfax Connector will have Sunday service on Jan. 1 and 2. For more information, visit www.fairfaxcounty.gov/connector.

Libraries: Mary Riley Styles Public Library is closed Jan. 1 and 2. All Fairfax County Public Library locations will close at 5 p.m. on Dec. 31 and be closed on Jan. 1 and 2.

Metro: Metrorail will be open 7 a.m. to 2 a.m. on Dec. 31 into Jan. 1. Metrorail and Metrobus will be free after 8 p.m. until closing. Some Metrobus route will be extended until 3 a.m. Metrorail will operate on a Sunday schedule from 7 a.m. until midnight on Jan. 1 and 2. See more information on Metro's website.

Post offices: Closed on Jan. 2.

Recreation centers: Fairfax County recreation centers are open until 4 p.m. on Dec. 31 and are closed on Jan. 1.

Trash and recycling: City of Falls Church collections are on Wednesdays. Fairfax County collection customers will have no changes to collections. Private collection customers should check with their hauler for any changes.

Well, it may indeed be a new year, but you couldn’t tell from looking out a Sweet Spot window or from the continuously clownish antics of Linus the Low-grade Loser. What a FRAUD that FCC asshole continues to be. Meanwhile, it’s a bright and sunny morning out this way once again, with temps right at the 50-degree mark when I got up. Had about a quarter inch of rain/drizzle yesterday, but all that has been blown out of the picture, and we should enjoy a warm spell now all the way to Friday. I’m starting off 2023 by enjoying some leftover veggie fettuccine alfredo. Pretty good. Second half of a very nice Caesar salad waits in the fridge as well, but I won’t get to that until later.

RPJ meanwhile enjoys the last bits of his holiday stay in the Virgin Islands as idiot right-wing outlets whine about his playing a round of golf and cackle at his having had to declare a lost ball. This is the level of discourse that we’ll be getting from Kevin McCarthy (or whomever) over the next two years as well. So patently useless and undeniably childish is the GOP.

Nothing of any real note on the MLB front either. As currently structured, the Mets are set to pay more in payroll tax this year than the Nats payroll. More cool stuff from Bozo Bobby and the boys.

With all outdoor events having been cancelled last night in Falls Church City, the new year there is off to an appropriately hollow start. Times are going to be tough in the Sickly City going forward, as they face large fiscal deficits that rule out tax cuts and underscore the gross inadequacy of alleged new revenue streams. Just another in a long string of bad times to live in FCC.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ^^^ Ignorance, envy and butthurt —- Falls Church
> City style, of course. (Yeah, it shows.)


WAA! WAA! Ignorance, envy & butt hurt! WAA! WAA! I can't do anything but say the same old shit. WAA! WAA!! Ignorance, envy & butt hurt! WAA! WAA!! Ignorance, envy & butt hurt! WAA! WAA!! It's the same old shit every day! WAA! WAA!! Somebody call me the WAAAAMBULANCE!

Fuck off Linus, you massive spineless coward and transparently ignorant Falls Church Fag Boy douchebag. Any plans for near-term revival/resurrection of your Seven Figure Shithead persona might as well be scrapped over their total futility.

Happy new year Seven Figure City!!

Ok, I'll admit it. I am jealous by the sheer awesomeness and existence of JP Morgenthau. His hatred of Falls Church City is my hatred of Falls Church City.

I also love some Black dick.

Happy New Year everyone.

FAIL

SFC is so funny!

You mean PHONY.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You mean PHONY pwns me.

^ FIFY

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

Nice language, lowlife.

Grow up, tiny little fuckwad.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fuck off Linus, you massive spineless coward and
> transparently ignorant Falls Church Fag Boy
> douchebag. Any plans for near-term
> revival/resurrection of your Seven Figure
> Shithead persona might as well be scrapped
> over their total futility.


It's better to be that than J. Poopydepends Moronclown, Loser in Chief of the Central Fairfax Loser Failure Squad and Poopy Depends Club.

Eat more shit, FIFY, you dickless 8th grade moron,

He’s an awful person.

Well, he’s certainly stupid.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Eat more shit, FIFY, you dickless 8th grade moron,


A guy who shitposts this crap is calling somebody an "8th grade[r]". LOL!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well, he’sI'm certainly stupid.


FIFY