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> Alphabe-boi has never been anything but a
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Ain't nobody never caught me lying. Gerund Boy gets caught lying all the time. I'm not bragging about no imaginary award named after no racist. Gerund Boy is. I don't call people racist & homophobia bigot names like "fag" & "jigaboo" while pretending to be this ultra liberal . Gerund Boy does.

Whose the"worthless fraud" here?

God, but you’re stupid! Not to mention desperate. Have you ever driven over the Wilson Bridge?

Booga-Booga-Booga!

So with the glasses ordered, the wife and I turned our attention to dinner, and her call was to swing by Santini’s for the usual boatload of goodies. I’m working on a footlong meatball sub with onions to start off, but there’s a wealth of yumminess waiting behind that. It’ll be days before we get through it all! Yay!

We split a can of Chunky soup.

I got a bowl,off Santini’s chiii.

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> God, but you’re stupid! Not to mention
> desperate. Have you ever driven over the Wilson
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Yes I have, bigot Gerund Boy. They oughtta change its name, just like they did Wilson HS in D.C.. Bigot Gerund Boy made quite a to do about FC changing a school name, but he's such a hypocrite & dbl. stds. when it comes to him..

A phoney, elitist, ;limousine liberal bigot. That's Gerund Boy

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^ Drunk again by dinner.

And I'm having Dinty Moores and rice. Andyaknow why? Cuz I LIKe it, that's why, Dimwit. For our listening pleasure, we have Gershwin: "An American in Paris" then we'll have "Rhapsody in Blue". We'll see, after that. Dimwit's probably watching old Lawrence Welk reruns.

And so at day’s end, I’m still the one recognized with a Wilson Fellowship (etc.) while others have only driven over his bridge. Funny how that works out. Just finished off that meatball sub with onions too. Good eats.

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> And so at day’s end, I’m still the one
> recognized with a Wilson Fellowship (etc.) while
> others have only driven over his bridge. Funny
> how that works out.
>

No, we don't recognize Gerund Boy having this "Wilson Fellowship". We recognize Gerund Boy as a liar. Even if Old Pottymouth actually hadcit, which we don't believe, he brags about it. Anybody who brags about having something named after an avowed racist, whether he got it or not ( in Gerund Boy's case, not) has to be a racist.

At "day's end", we recognize Gerund Boy as a liar, a racist & a homophobia bigot.

He’s so pitiful. Perhaps if he stopped lying, he wouldn't have so many people pointing out the lies.

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> Anybody who brags about having something named
> after an avowed racist, whether he got it or not (
> in Gerund Boy's case, not) has to be a racist.
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It actually has a diff. name, now. They changed it in 2020. So he's prob. lying about it. Otherwise, he'd know the new name. The governing board voted to change the name because Wilson was a racist and supporter of the Klan.

The other thing about it is its supposed to get people to go into teaching at higher ed. If this guy was a prof., I wouldn't want to be in his class. From what I've seen of his behavior on this dumpster fire dump, he's rude, obnoxious, disgusting and a totally unrefined rube. The way he talks is what I'd expect in the gutter, not in the classroom. In fact, the total sum of is conduct is totally unrefined. You'd expect a gentleman in the classroom, not this ill mannered lout. So he;s prob. lying about it for that, too. You got to have some good ed. to get one of those things. He acts more like a HS dropout than a ed. guy.

The only conclusion I can reach is he's lying.

He fucked up. Everyone can see his string of failures and lies. He’s just another low class rube with a carport.

He’s just another wealthy Sweet Spot retiree for whom a Wilson Fellowship (to the Sloan School at MIT, by the way) was one of many stepping stones along the way. Another one was at Stanford, but that’s a tale for some other day. You fumbling fools are already at risk of choking to death just on this one. Meanwhile, I’m happy to say that I was able to sleep in through most of what’s been a rainy Sunday morning with temps in the 50s. A few extra hours of z’s can be a very nice thing at the end of a busy week. Especially when a delicious Santini’s Godfather is waiting at the wakeful end of it. It’s sort of their version of Subway’s Spicy Italian, so lots of meats, veggies, spices, and vinegar. Yum! Still got a bowl of chili and a lot of pizza staged as well. Those should go well with a few hours of Cash Cab this afternoon.

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> He’s just another wealthy Sweet Spot retiree for
> whom a Wilson Fellowship (to the Sloan School at
> MIT, by the way) was one of many stepping stones
> along the way. Another one was at Stanford, but
> that’s a tale for some other day. You fumbling
> fools are already at risk of choking to death just
> on this one. Meanwhile, I’m happy to say that I
> was able to sleep in through most of what’s been
> a rainy Sunday morning with temps in the 50s. A
> few extra hours of z’s can be a very nice thing
> at the end of a busy week. Especially when a
> delicious Santini’s Godfather is waiting at the
> wakeful end of it. It’s sort of their version
> of Subway’s Spicy Italian, so lots of meats,
> veggies, spices, and vinegar. Yum! Still got a
> bowl of chili and a lot of pizza staged as well.
> Those should go well with a few hours of Cash Cab
> this afternoon.


Santini's is the best. Did you go to the McLean location?

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The other thing I didn't mention was the constant stupidity he's shown. That's definitely not the mark of an ed. indiv. He's shown no characteristics of somebody who has any ed. at all . He can't even find the new name for the Wilson fellowship but from time to time, he tells everybody what a google expert he is.

Now if I was as ed. as he says he is and I was this super liberal he says he is, I wouldn't make a lot of noise about a Wilson fellowship. I might use the new name, which I'd know if I ever had a Wilson fellowship, but I wouldn't use Wilson's.

There's just too much about this guy that just doesn't add up. He's got caught in a few lies already. The only logical conclusion is he's lying.

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> Santini's is the best. Did you go to the McLean location?

We were already in Vienna to order the new glasses, so we just stopped into Oakton. Everybody there loves to eat at Santini’s too.

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Santini's is OK, esp. if there isn't anything else. It's better than Subway, but that's not saying a whole lot. Almost anything is better than Subway. One place you DON'T go is The Broiler in Arlington. That place has been there forever and how it survives, I don't know. It's AWFUL. It's absolutely the WORST. I'd rather have Subway.

In none of Santini’s seven locations are they the only game in town. But if you are looking for such fare, they are a good place to start.

Well, the little people have petered out here all but entirely now, their pretentious and envious silliness having stood them in no good stead at all. I of course still have all the awards, fellowships, and honoraries earned over the years, and also the last of these assorted Santini’s goodies to munch on. Gotta be quick with those, as new batches are likely to arrive later today in conjunction with a possible lunch with The Principals. As usual, none of that is firm to this point, but we’ll see how things go.

It’s meanwhile 47 degrees and partly cloudy out there just now, with breezes in from the NW at just about 10 mph. We had about a quarter inch of rain overnight, but that should be the end of that for a while. Should be just a sunny, cool, and breezy day the rest of the way.

Real President Joe is meanwhile as stunned as everyone else at the oafishness of dinner guest lists at Mar-a-Lago. How to make a bad impression in one easy lesson. You have to either ignore this clown entirely or go about your day making thin excuses for him. What a sorry sack of shit to be saddled with!

In other news, NPB is making some noise at the margins, but big name moves are still somewhere over the horizon it seems. December will likely see the market open up a bit.

There still won’t be much action in or around faded Falls Church City, seemingly abandoned now even by the daffiness boys who can’t tell revenues from expenditures. What a lot of losers.

Try eating more Santini's salads. Your heart, arteries and wife will appreciate it as, you enter octogenarian years.

The wife likes their taco aalad. I’ll pass.

Fat ass

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So, two decades after Chez Francois decamped downtown for the suburbs.

 

> > What does that phrase modify?

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> Earning


Earning in the 90s.


> > What part of speech is "while" in the sentence?

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> Adverb.


Hmm, more like a subordinating conjunction introducing the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois."


Trivial at this point, but a guy who fancies himself quite the wordsmith should have know that.


What does the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modify?


> None of which relates at all to your gross

> inability to properly parse the original text.

> Dope.


LOL! Your grammatical and language blunders are on full display!


How many times did you post on the holiday weekend? No friends and family? Loser.

Oh boy…

About as qwelcome as an oil spill at the beach.

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Gerund Boy & some troll was the only 1s what trashposted on Thurs. The rest of us had friends and family to spend time with. We ain't had no time for no garbage dump internet msg. board like this. But think about it. Would you want to be around a nasty old man whose full of it, racist, homophobic & has a juvenile potty mouth? I wouldn't. Not any time & esp. not on a holiday.

A lot of us were here the other days but not Rug.

The only 1 who thinx Gerund Boy's a " "wordsmith" is..........you guessed it......GERUND BOY.

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Subordinating conjunctions are obviously too much for you to handle.

Meanwhile, one of The Principals had a medical appointment after nails today, so it was just the three of us dining out together. I had a huge and delicious plate of baked ziti, but with a substantial plate of green salad with bleu cheese dressing as well. The others shared three glasses of Pinot Grigio while had iced tea. And with a full tummy now, it's been back to the many comforts of the Sweet Spot for the wife and myself and my prestigious Woodrow Wilson Fellowship.

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> Subordinating conjunctions are obviously too much
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No, and neither are doglegs, knives, or dressing on the side. Face it, assclown. You’re nine years in over your head.

Yay salad!

Meanwhile, in the 90s, I was earning awards and commendations for work in both economics and IT training while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois.

What does the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modify?

L’Auberge Chez Francois is in Great Falls.

And has been since the 70s. Dipshit claimed he was dining at the downtown location in the 90s. He's a total fucking fraud.

Syntax, dipshit.

You clearly don’t understand syntax. If you did , you’d be able to tell me what the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modifies. As it stands, you don’t even know what a subordinating conjunction is.

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> Meanwhile, one of The Principals had a medical
> appointment after nails today, so it was just the
> three of us dining out together. I had a huge and
> delicious plate of baked ziti, but with a
> substantial plate of green salad with bleu cheese
> dressing as well. The others shared three glasses
> of Pinot Grigio while had iced tea. And with a
> full tummy now, it's been back to the many
> comforts of the Sweet Spot for the wife and myself
> and my prestigious Woodrow Wilson Fellowship.


Fat ass

LOL, LOL!

Well, I do weigh more today than I did as a D1 hockey player 60 years ago, but all in all, I’ve been able to maintain a healthy weight into my late 70s, and I expect to keep that up for the next decade and perhaps more. There will be baked ziti along the way however. And linguine with clam sauce. And syntax, which is of course created by writers, not by incompetent and poorly educated readers.

Look at you!

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> created by writers, not by incompetent and poorly
> educated readers.

You fucked up syntax as you fucked up me/myself.

You clearly don’t understand syntax. If you did, you’d be able to tell me what the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modifies. As it stands, you don’t even know what a reflexive pronoun or subordinating conjunction is.

You’re a dope, Linus. May as well just go back into hiding. No one is fooled by your endless little-girl failures.

No hiding. Just spending time with family and friends in a warmer climate while you sat all alone abandoned by family and friends.

You clearly don’t understand syntax. If you did, you’d be able to tell me what the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modifies. As it stands, you don’t even know what a reflexive pronoun or subordinating conjunction is.

Not only is Gerund Boy exposed as a fake, he gets his nose rubbed in it. Obviously lying about hockey & this palatial estate he supposably lives on. & lying about this racist fellowship he supposably got. We do know Gerund Boy's a racist. & homophobia. A total loser sham. That's Gerund Boy.

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> hockey player 60 years ago, but all in all, I’ve
> been able to maintain a healthy weight into my
> late 70s, and I expect to keep that up for the
> next decade and perhaps more. There will be baked
> ziti along the way however. And linguine with
> clam sauce. And syntax, which is of course
> created by writers, not by incompetent and poorly
> educated readers.


Which alma mater did you attend ?

Mine. Same place from which I was nominated for the Woodrow Wilson Fellowship.



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Like you an see, Gerund Boy won't name it b|c he went to some store front "coll." with a phoney " accreditation". Which means Gerund Boy's lying about this Wilson fellowship. There's also another clue he's lying about it.

As much of a google expert and Prof. of HTML Old Pottymouth says he is, you'd think he'd of done his googling to make his lies look consistent, Nope, not "because I said so" Gerund Boy.

If I was trying to say I was a super liberal like Gerund Boy, I wouldn't be trying to call attention to me having something associated with an avowed racist & KKK supporter like Wilson. But since a phoney, drunken Gerund Boy always tells lies about all this ed. he's supposably got, we see him lying again.

B|C Gerund Boy's so ignorant, he prob. didn't know Wilson was a racist KKK supporter. In fact, Old Pottymouth's prob. a Trumpie. Gerund Boy's always bragging about his supposed Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous. That's what Trump supporters do.

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There’s not much I can do about your deep sense of inferiority. From what I can tell, it’s richly deserved. By the way, it’s the baboon (Linus) who used to boast of his magnificent google skills — until his failure to find the CMYK street view left him slowly twisting in the wind on that front. As for me, I did develop an Intro to HTML class in 1995. I taught that class dozens of times to hundreds of students in the ensuing years. It was a huge success.

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> There’s not much I can do about your deep sense
> of inferiority. From what I can tell, it’s
> richly deserved.




Says the drunken Gerund Boy whose always bragging about all this stuff. You don't hear me bragging about nothing b|c I ain't got no need to. I ain't insecure like Old Pottymouth. I also don't lie like Gerund Boy. LOL @ a phoney Gerund boy.



> By the way, it’s the baboon
> (Linus) who used to boast of his magnificent
> google skills — until his failure to find the
> CMYK street view left him slowly twisting in the
> wind on that front.



Gerund Boy's always bragging about stuff, even him being a Prof. of goggle. More Gerund Boy lies. Old Pottymouth's also lying about this CMYK street view. It doesn't exist. Gerund Boy's got a real high opinion of himself & always lets everybody know it, Only insecure people have to do that. Esp. when they're lying, which Gerund Boy always does.






> As for me, I did develop an
> Intro to HTML class in 1995. I taught that class
> dozens of times to hundreds of students in the
> ensuing years.


Another lie from Gerund Boy. Even if Gerund Boy was a teacher, I wouldn't wanna' be in his class. If you asked a question b|c you didn't understand, he'd prob. call you potty mouth names.

When we see how Gerund Boy acts, we can only conclude he's a fake

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> There’s not much I can do about your deep sense
> of inferiority. From what I can tell, it’s
> richly deserved. By the way, it’s the baboon
> (Linus) who used to boast of his magnificent
> google skills — until his failure to find the
> CMYK street view left him slowly twisting in the
> wind on that front.

Which is why you got all butthurt and made up your obviously bogus CMYK story after he made you look stupid (yet again).


> As for me, I did develop an
> Intro to HTML class in 1995. I taught that class
> dozens of times to hundreds of students in the
> ensuing years. It was a huge success.

And that's where your 'expertise' stopped.

Actually, I went on to build and maintain multiple sports related websites for many years. Also crafted meta-data for major econ-related SQL databases, but that of course is a different thing. Still got awards for it though.

Well, the meanderers may be back from their latest miserable voyages of discovery into Too Far North Florida hoping to find friends and family to share the holiday with. We of course were able to accomplish that much simply by staying in the nirvana of right here. Indeed, the rest of some delicious baked ziti is sitting in the fridge right now. I’ll be bringing that back up to temperature later today. Mmm, mmm, good!

So those of us ever living in the lap of luxury out here in the always stunning Sweet Spot have a cool and cloudy day on our hands today. A few sprinkles are possible here and there, but mostly just cloudy with temps sitting in the low 50s. No foxes or deer spotted yet, but it’s early and I’m only recently up and around. I’m ahead of the wife though.

Real President Joe meanwhile shrinks in horror over the recent dinner guest list at Mar a Lago. And people thought Hershel Walker was bad! Which he is, by the way. Tell all your friends to vote for Rev Warnock. Meanwhile the simple shame of having such hate and ignorance celebrated at the home of a former President is a god-awful slap in the face of all that America has stood and worked for.



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> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.Thank
> > you
> > > > for visiting the Retirement Section on the
> > City
> > > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or laterThank
> > you
> > > for
> > > > visiting the Retirement Section on the City
> > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.
> > > >
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
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jamiroquai Wrote:
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> Share the answer to the car/roof riddle... if you can.

If you have to ask the question, you are far too stupid to understand the answer.

More Linus = More Cowardly Spam

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> jamiroquai Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Share the answer to the car/roof riddle... if
> you can.
>
> If you have to ask the question, you are far too
> stupid to understand the answer.


If you fuck up your own dumb riddle and can't respond with anything more substantive when corrected, you are far too stupid to understand the right answer.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
---------------------------------------------> > And syntax, which is of course
> created by writers, not by incompetent and poorly
> educated readers.

You fucked up syntax as you fucked up me/myself.

You clearly don’t understand syntax. If you did, you’d be able to tell me what the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modifies. As it stands, you don’t even know what a reflexive pronoun or subordinating conjunction is.

Reposted bullshit is still bullshit, scumbag. Just what you are famous for. Syntax is meanwhile built by an author, and in your case, then routinely mangled by an essentially illiterate reader. Retarded fucking jackass.

Time for this poor soul to go Wrote:
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> If you fuck up your own dumb riddle and can't
> respond with anything more substantive when
> corrected, you are far too stupid to understand
> the right answer.

There is. nothing to correct. There is one and only one answer to the car/roof riddle. You have long failed to arrive at it, even after the elements of it were set out for you in no uncertain terms. Bottom line here is that you know jackshit about equity lines and jackshit about taxes. The numbers of other items also on that list would be numerous indeed.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Time for this poor soul to go Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you fuck up your own dumb riddle and can't
> > respond with anything more substantive when
> > corrected, you are far too stupid to understand
> > the right answer.
>
> There is. nothing to correct. There is one and
> only one answer to the car/roof riddle. You have
> long failed to arrive at it, even after the
> elements of it were set out for you in no
> uncertain terms. Bottom line here is that you
> know jackshit about equity lines and jackshit
> about taxes. The numbers of other items also on
> that list would be numerous indeed.


I had to explain your own dumb riddle to you after you fucked it up. lol

The one right answer remains that there are no tax benefits to putting personal expenses under a HELOC no matter how you want to try to juggle and babble around that.

Go back into hiding, you failed premise-bobbling asshole. You are just a useless, witless, clueless douchebag FCC sack of stupid shit.

Like I said, you can't ever respond with anything substantive when your bullshit gets called. Just this same weak shit.

You lose. Again.

You can’t compete on any level, douchebag. No academic standing. No professional standing. No financial standing. Just a two-bit, butthurt, dope in a dump loser. Talk all you want, but there is nothing else to say.

Nope. Blah-blah-blah. JP has lost AGAIN!!!

JP is nothing more than a CSRS fixed income fraud and a chronic loser.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You can’t compete on any level, douchebag. No
> academic standing. No professional standing. No
> financial standing. Just a two-bit, butthurt,
> dope in a dump loser. Talk all you want, but
> there is nothing else to say.


Weird then how I make a fool of you here all the time huh? lol

I pointed out how your dumb 'riddle' fails and posted the numbers showing that your secret HELOC master plan doesn't work. Just ends up costing you more money. You can't seem to come up with anything that proves otherwise.

Insert more of your lame, ineffective ah hom nonsense below for yet another loss.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Reposted bullshit is still bullshit, scumbag.
> Just what you are famous for.

Says the drunkewn Gerund Boy who trashposts the same garbage every day.


> Syntax is meanwhile
> built by an author,

Here we see how Gerund Boy is trying to give a lame excuse for him making up the rules as he goes alnng & then telling everybody why it's OK for him to break them


> and in your case, then
> routinely mangled by an essentially illiterate
> reader.

Name calling & no proof. Typical of Old Pottymouth


> Retarded fucking jackass.

More of Gerund Boy's juvenile potty mouth name calling. Can you imagine? A guy almost 80 with the potty mouth of a 5th grader? WHAT a loser!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Go back into hiding, you failed premise-bobbling
> asshole. You are just a useless, witless, clueless
> douchebag FCC sack of stupid shit.


An adult would show proof to knock down the challenger's points. A 5th grader on a playground responds with potty mouth name calling. We see what Gerund Boy is.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Reposted bullshit is still bullshit, scumbag.
> Just what you are famous for. Syntax is meanwhile
> built by an author, and in your case, then
> routinely mangled by an essentially illiterate
> reader. Retarded fucking jackass.


You fucked up. Badly. You have the writing skills of a doomed middle schooler. The part of speech for the word while is obviously perplexing for you. The definition is obviously as troublesome for you. You can’t even say what the adverbial clause modifies.

Your inability to effectively communicate is well known.

Either that or you believed you were eating downtown at Chez Francois in the 90s.

Either way, you fucked up.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> YouI can’t compete on any level, b|c I'm a douchebag. I got No
> academic standing. No professional standing. No
> financial standing. I'm Just a two-bit, butthurt,
> dope in a dump loser. All I do is Talk all you want, but
> there is nothing else to sayI never show proof for anything.


FIFY

All of you turd-losers know how grossly and badly beaten you are. Way out of your league at the start, and then things only got worse and worse and uglier and uglier. Stupid douchebags .

blah blah blah mr softie

^^^ Spoken like a true prepubescent 10-year old.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Spoken like a true prepubescent 10-year old.


Says the drunken Gerund Boy with the potty mouth of a 5th grader. What a loser hypocrite.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> All of you turd-losers know how grossly and badly
> beaten you are. Way out of your league at the
> start, and then things only got worse and worse
> and uglier and uglier. Stupid douchebags .


LOL @ a drunken Gerund Boy sitting at their computer, tearing their hair outta their bald head & foaming at the mouth & stomping their feet & screaming away like a spoiled little brat. So childish.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> There’s not much I can do about your deep sense
> of inferiority. From what I can tell, it’s
>
>
>

LOL @ a drunken Gerund Boy! You think ANYBODY feels inferior to a sorry loser like you who can't act like an adult & can only trashpost lies and juvenile potty mouth name calling? If you think anybody feels inferior to you, Gerund Boy, you need help. Nobody wants to be anything like you. Look at your trashposts above. That's not how an adult acts. That's how a child or somebody with real mental & emotional issues acts. "Not a good look for you". Sound familiar, Gerund Boy?

Stifle yourself, meathead.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Stifle yourself, meathead.


You keep proving his point, Dimwit. You're just too stupid to see it. That's why your name's Dimwit.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> All of you turd-losers know how grossly and badly
> beaten you are. Way out of your league at the
> start, and then things only got worse and worse
> and uglier and uglier. Stupid douchebags .


More baseless bluster because you don't know what a reflexive pronoun is or what part of speech while is.

What an illiterate moron you are.

Hahahahaha! There’s just no hope here for the lowly ones.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahaha! There’s just no hope here for the
> lowly ones.


Right, Dimwit, there's no hope for you. You'll always earn your name every day, Dimwit.

“Meanwhile, in the 90s, I was earning awards and commendations for work in both economics and IT training while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois.”

What does the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modify?

Like all of the Water Wars, chicken places, Brockmont, 30-foot cliffs, GF/GFT, crape myrtles, copyright, and so much, much more, you have grossly fucked up multiple examples of plain old ‘dressing on the side’ English syntax. On purpose. Because as an ignorant, envious, badly butthurt, and entirely broke-ass dope in a dump loser with no old law school chums and no sorts of academic, professional, or financial standing at all to fall back on, you are unable to use truth here in any way. Even to note where in DC you lived prior to your parents’ having dumped you in FCC back in 1998 as they lit out without you for Too Far North Florida. Truth itself only reveals and ever betrays you as just an uneducated shit-slinging low-life, no-standards asshole and it always has. Nine years of dreadful beatings here, and well on the way to ten. This has been the entirety of your reward and accomplishment here. Sad. BTW, which balance goes down?



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All of your whining doesn't answer the question.

“Meanwhile, in the 90s, I was earning awards and commendations for work in both economics and IT training while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois.”

What does the adverbial phrase "while regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois" modify?

Both my parents passed within the past 6 years. They never lived in FL.

Want to know where I lived in DC? You were offered the information, exact address in fact, but the price proved to be out of your reach.

You are constrained by all that awful ignorance, envy, and butthurt to stand by what is an embarrassingly obvious bit of misconstruction.

The fraud is babbling again.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You are constrained by all that awful ignorance,
> envy, and butthurt to stand by what is an
> embarrassingly obvious bit of misconstruction.


empty douchebag post by a douchebag

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You areI'm constrained by all thatmy awful ignorance,
> envy, and butthurt to stand by what is an
> embarrassingly obvious bit of misconstructiontrail of lies, stupidity, racism, homophobia, hypocrisy and childishness.


FIFY

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You are constrained by all that awful ignorance,
> envy, and butthurt to stand by what is an
> embarrassingly obvious bit of misconstruction.


You are constrained by your poor understanding of the English language. You know nothing of reflexive pronouns or subordinating conjunctions.

When asked a simple question about an adverbial clause in a sentence YOU wrote, you completely freeze up.

Babble away, bitch.

It's all you can do after being so thoroughly trounced.

^^^ Just more low-grade shit-slinger BS. Your graduation from high school is not at all evident in your consistently feeble math and language skills. But at least you parents did live long enough to see you unable to buy a drink in the DC haunts you claimed to be hanging out in during the 90s. Fumble-fuck.

Pierre et Madeleine Wrote:
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We ate often at Pierre & Madeleine back in the day and always enjoyed it. The principals were always warm and welcoming, and the food was always interesting and usually delicious. Noting lasts forever though.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Just more low-grade shit-slinger BS. Your
> graduation from high school is not at all evident
> in your consistently feeble math and language
> skills. But at least you parents did live long
> enough to see you unable to buy a drink in the DC
> haunts you claimed to be hanging out in during the
> 90s. Fumble-fuck.

When I told you to babble away, I didn't think you'd take it so literally. Must be one of those autistic things about you.

Speaking of bad math and poor understanding of English, you fucked up terribly about when and where I could legally purchase alcohol.

Figure out how reflexive pronouns or subordinating conjunctions work yet?

Why do you cower and hide every time you are asked a simple question about an adverbial clause in a sentence YOU wrote?

He’s cowering in the corner of his carport.

The worst of your low-grade shit (and it’s all low-grade shit) just isn’t worth responding to. Meanwhile, it was your own messed up posts that gave you
away as being underage in the 90s. Sucks to be you.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The worst of your low-grade shit (and it’s all
> low-grade shit) just isn’t worth responding to.
> Meanwhile, it was your own messed up posts that
> gave you
> away as being underage in the 90s. Sucks to be
> you.


that's it, squeal like a pig boy

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The worst of your low-grade shit (and it’s all
> low-grade shit) just isn’t worth responding to.

It's because you know your weak ass has been trounced and you have nothing to offer as a rebuttal.

Just look at how you cower and hide every time you are asked a simple question about an adverbial clause in a sentence YOU wrote.

> Meanwhile, it was your own messed up posts that
> gave you
> away as being underage in the 90s. Sucks to be
> you.

It was your bad math and bad English that led you to such a foolish conclusion. Read the sentence again and see if you can figure out where you went wrong. Given your struggles with subordinating conjunctions and reflexive pronouns, it doesn't look too promising for your though.