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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 02:55PM

Poor man, poor man, yeah, that’s you. Lol!

(Nothing beats a day at the ballpark!)

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: sure thing ()
Date: March 14, 2019 02:57PM

Too bad you aren't there.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 03:14PM

Uh-oh! Page-2! How long before loser-boy tried to bury his embarrassments behind 83 blank lines again? What an oaf!

Monster-shot by Tony White, by the way. Tied at 6 now.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 04:05PM

sure thing Wrote:
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> Too bad you aren't there.

Eight games in eight days, loser. Comes to about fifteen grand, all told. Too bad you’re not there.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 04:37PM

Top-9 with the Fish up 12-6. Need a quick inning to save our dinner reservations. Taunt, taunt, taunt.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 47474747474747 ()
Date: March 14, 2019 04:45PM

I wish I had never started this thread.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: kbhcy ()
Date: March 14, 2019 05:00PM

47474747474747 Wrote:
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> I wish I had never started this thread.


LOL.

Worth it just to let Asshole... embarrass himself.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Hahahahahahahahahah ()
Date: March 14, 2019 05:00PM

47474747474747 Wrote:
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> I wish I had never started this thread.

I wish I had never found this site. Aside from a small band of psycho's you didn't constantly have to deal with bullshit years ago. Now this site is nothing but bullshit. Just the message boards on news sites. Used to be able to have interesting, yet sometimes heated, discussions on current events. Not anymore. And there is one group of people who are responsible for all of it. Enough said.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 05:47PM

It’s all about the Benjamins baby, and it’s the guy in Palm Beach that’s got ‘em. LOL.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Lowe Kashflowe ()
Date: March 14, 2019 05:52PM

Just not enough of them.

So he has to get a loan to pay for his vacation and tickets.

LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 06:35PM

Same old, same old. The successful people life have an array of financial resources from which to pick and choose as may be most expedient to the tasks at hand. Far less successful people have a much smaller range of choices available. $15 grand for a ten-day Spring Training trip is just totally beyond their reach.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Robin Leach ()
Date: March 14, 2019 07:02PM

If I were still alive you could be on my new show.

It's called "Lifestyles of old retired Feds who have to borrow against their 1950's rambler with a carport to afford a vacation."

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 07:10PM

I could do it any way I like, but only a dope would liquidate higher earning assets in order to use cash instead of open lines of credit. That’s just dumb. In other words, right up your alley.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: you slipped up ()
Date: March 14, 2019 09:29PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> sure thing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Too bad you aren't there.
>
> Eight games in eight days, loser. Comes to about
> fifteen grand, all told. Too bad you’re not
> there.

There? Someone who was "there" would use "here" instead.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Lowe Kashflowe ()
Date: March 14, 2019 09:55PM

What it tells us is that you don't have easy access to $15K in liquid disposable income. That you'd have to liquidate anything and that you a consider it to be a lot of money well qualifies you but not in the way that you'd like to think.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:17PM

you slipped up Wrote:
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> There? Someone who was "there" would use "here" instead.

Come on, dopey. There in the latter case refers to your not being there in the financial sense and is a parallel to your lame use of there in the geographic sense. There is just so little you can keep up with on your own.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:38PM

Here’s yet another clue: having access to cash is not a reason to use it, especially when use of already existing credit would be cheaper. It’s no wonder that you’ve never managed to accumulate any wealth.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 14, 2019 10:51PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Top-9 with the Fish up 12-6. Need a quick inning to save
> our dinner reservations. Taunt, taunt, taunt.

Quick enough, and dinner was wonderful, as expected. Lobster bisque, a great wedge salad, shrimp and scallops with grape tomatoes in fish broth over homemade squid-ink pasta. And for dessert, a slice of buttermilk pie with sliced strawberries. Plenty good! Way better than Honey Pig.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 07:56AM

Well, up and at ‘em once again, so s let the taunting of the low-lifes begin anew. Another premium breakfast to start the day, then a jaunt up I-95 to watch the Nats and Mets. It’s just one great day after another for us!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 12:27PM

Super seats of course, but this ballpark (while easy to get to) is a freaking dump. Bands of showers are following around today, but hopefully they’ll stay away from the ‘Treasure Coast’.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: you slipped up ()
Date: March 15, 2019 12:37PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> you slipped up Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There? Someone who was "there" would use "here"
> instead.
>
> Come on, dopey. There in the latter case refers
> to your not being there in the financial sense and
> is a parallel to your lame use of there in the
> geographic sense. There is just so little you can
> keep up with on your own.

Where did I indicate I was speaking of geography?

Where in the financial sense? Where you are? It would still be "here" if it were your financial situation.

Either way, you ain't there.

In any event, coming up with $15K on short notice is no big deal. Thinking it is, shows your limitations.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Richard Dawson ()
Date: March 15, 2019 12:43PM


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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 01:50PM

you slipped up Wrote:
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> Where did I indicate I was speaking of geography?
> Where in the financial sense? Where you are? It
> would still be "here" if it were your financial
> situation. Either way, you ain't there.
> In any event, coming up with $15K on short notice
> is no big deal. Thinking it is, shows your
> limitations.

LOL! what a colossal dope! Can’t do finance, can’t do English.

Meanwhile, nice start from the Nats with a five-rum first inning. Sitting just across from Bob Boone. He enjoyed it too. High fives again for HR’s from Rendon and Zim in the 2nd to make it an 8-0 game.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: you slipped up ()
Date: March 15, 2019 02:02PM

Says the asswipe getting his ass handed to him because he can't properly differentiate between here and there. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Survey Says! ()
Date: March 15, 2019 02:38PM

Richard Dawson Wrote:
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> And the number one answer is!
>
> https://www.investopedia.com/mortgage/heloc/reason
> s-not-to-use-heloc/


ROFLMAO!!!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Funny shit ()
Date: March 15, 2019 02:46PM

It's like they know you. lol!

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Following are five situations that represent reasons not to use your HELOC as a source for funds.

1. Paying for a Vacation

Any time you use debt to pay for a vacation or to fund leisure and entertainment activities, it means you are living beyond your means. Although it is cheaper than paying with a credit card, it is still debt. If you generally can’t control your spending – or you rely heavily on debt to fund your lifestyle – borrowing from home equity will only exacerbate the problem.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 03:03PM

Lol! Finance out of a Cracker Jack box.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Soloman Barney ()
Date: March 15, 2019 04:12PM

Let us all know when you are back in town. I'm sure we could all meet somewhere for brunch. You could get to know some of your new contacts on FFXU and potentially develop some business propositions. See you then.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: It's because you can't ()
Date: March 15, 2019 04:16PM

Using your home as a checking account isn't novel or genius. It's what people with low cash flow and very little liquidity do. Fixed income will do that to you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 05:30PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Can’t do finance, can’t do English.

Goes for the lot of ‘em. Bunch of undereducated dolts.

> Meanwhile, nice start from the Nats with a five-rum first inning.
> Sitting just across from Bob Boone. He enjoyed it too. High fives
> again for HR’s from Rendon and Zim in the 2nd to make it an 8-0 game.

Kind of pedestrian after the fifth, but by then, six HR’s (including a pair by each of Gomes and Rendon) had made it a rout for the good guys. I will say that while it’s easy to get to, that ballpark in Port St. Lucie is crap. Tiny seats, narrow concourses, and getting out after the game was a nightmare. Glad we’ll be back home the rest of the way.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 05:42PM

Funny shit Wrote:
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> Any time you use debt to pay for a vacation or to fund leisure and
> entertainment activities, it means you are living beyond your means.

Except that sometimes all it means is that one is financially more accomplished and a lot more sophisticated than some bunch of misguided internet hicks and hayseeds.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: yeah, we get it ()
Date: March 15, 2019 05:46PM

You simply don't have the liquidity to pay for vacation.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 06:08PM

It's because you can't Wrote:
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> Using your home as a checking account isn't novel or genius.

It’s garden-variety finance, but it’s still apparently a long way over all of your heads.

> It's what people with low cash flow and very little liquidity do.

In my case, it’s what people with high cash flow do, and yes, liquidity is kept as low as possible because it is a direct trade-off against yield. I know — this has now gotten too advanced for you all to handle.

> Fixed income will do that to you.

I wouldn’t know. At least not from any personal experience.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 474747474747 ()
Date: March 15, 2019 08:52PM

This is supposed to be about the Dollar Store.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Funny thing about that ()
Date: March 15, 2019 08:59PM

474747474747 Wrote:
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> This is supposed to be about the Dollar Store.


What did you expect to get for a Dollar?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 15, 2019 09:40PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I will say that while it’s easy to get to, that ballpark
> in Port St. Lucie is crap. Tiny seats, narrow concourses,
> and getting out after the game was a nightmare. Glad we’ll
> be back home the rest of the way.

Decided to keep the positive vibes rolling by dining at J Alexander’s. Don’t have them up there in NoVa, but it’s sort of GAR-like with more noise and no Ozzie rolls. Excellent tangy house salad, very good deviled eggs (but not as good as GAR’s), excellent French Dip with actually rare beef and an A+ horseradish sauce. Very nice all in all. A fine way to top off a busy day. We’ve got Scherzer tomorrow against the Cards. We’ll see how long they let him go. Hope the bats can keep on clicking.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 16, 2019 09:26AM

Wow! Another beautiful morning in West Palm Beach. What to do, what to do. Oh wait, I know! We can all go watch Max Scherzer throw against the Cardinals, and then head out for dinner with friends. Well, I can do that anyway.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Superintendent ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:24AM

Envy and butthurt are building to dangerous levels. Sensors show that an explosion may be near down in steerage class!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 3 Strikes ()
Date: March 16, 2019 12:26PM

- An old Fed living on a pension in a 50s rambler with a carport in Dunn Loring;

- Who has to get a loan on the place to take a vacation;

- Who then spends his entire vacation posting here...


Annddd yeerrrrrrr out!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Corrupt Rich People ()
Date: March 16, 2019 01:01PM

Big money... Wrote:
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> ^^^ As you apparently wouldn't know, wealthy
> people stay that way in part by being careful,
> thrifty shoppers.

You nailed it. Notice how Trump never spends any of his own money on anything. Only 5% of people actually get rich by working hard. The other 95% steal, con or bully their way to millions. A rich person would sell their kids if it was legal.

Use to have a rich guy come into the bar every now and then. Cheapest bastard ever! Only tipped a dollar off a $30 tab.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 16, 2019 01:59PM

Superintendent Wrote:
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> Envy and butthurt are building to dangerous
> levels. Sensors show that an explosion may be
> near down in steerage class!

Yup, they’ve been having a hard week here. Max has been a little ragged here so far, but Yan Gomes hit another one really far, so it’s 1-1 after three.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 16, 2019 02:12PM

Corrupt Rich People Wrote:
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> Use to have a rich guy come into the bar every now
> and then. Cheapest bastard ever! Only tipped a
> dollar off a $30 tab.

That’s crap. Always pay those who help you out. 30% is a decent tip standard, though there are occasional people who manage to talk me out of that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 7878787878 ()
Date: March 16, 2019 02:50PM

I saw a leprechaun at the Dollar Store.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 16, 2019 03:07PM

Max got through a solid six, and Turner’s 2-run double keys a 5-1 lead. This year’s team is looking a lot better than last year’s to this point.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 16, 2019 04:26PM

Turned dark late though. Barraclough gave up dingers to a couple of banjo hitters in the 7th, and in the 9th, Doolittle had some control issues before giving up a bloop and a blast that turned this into an 8-5 loss. Quite disappointing, but so much better than lots of other afternoons.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 08:23AM

Woke up this morning to find that we’re still in Palm Beach. Holy cow. Might as well go to the ballgame again today. I’m sure they haven’t run out of beer or brats yet, so that actually sounds like a great idea. Fine Italian dinner with friends did much to make up for yesterday’s loss. Used no cash at all for that except to tip the valet. Mets and Nats today with a chance of late afternoon t-storms. It is FLA after all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 08:50AM

3 Strikes Wrote:
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> - An old Fed living on a pension in a 50s rambler
> with a carport in Dunn Loring;
>
> - Who has to get a loan on the place to take a
> vacation;
>
> - Who then spends his entire vacation posting
> here...
>
> Annddd yeerrrrrrr out!

Eat your heart out loser. Waiting just now for my (free) breakfast — OJ, eggs over easy with sausage, bacon, fresh-cut fruit, coffee, and sweet rolls.

What will you be having? PBJ on day-old bread? Hahahaha!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: So very sad ()
Date: March 17, 2019 09:44AM

LOL! Now he thinks a very basic breakfast is high society. It must be the fact that it's bacon AND sausage that leads him to believe it's living large.

Once again, it's these very inconsequential and mundane occurrences that he finds so profoundly awesome that reveal he's actually a nobody. Sad really.

At least he didn't have to take out a HELOC for breakfast. Then again, this financial genius is too stupid to understand that "free" breakfasts are built into whatever cost earned the breakfast.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 09:56AM

Dope. My cost for Palm Beach lodging will be exactly the same whether I partake of the delightful people free breakfast or not. You seem to be unfamiliar with these sorts of upscale arrangements.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: So very sad ()
Date: March 17, 2019 11:12AM

In this case, the cost of the breakfast is built into the hotel room. You're paying for it whether you partake in its mundaneness or not. The fact you're too stupid to recognize this indicates your complete lack of financial knowledge.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Otis ()
Date: March 17, 2019 11:33AM

Rolled into Vienna with my old lady late Friday night we was gonna eat a big ol steak and shrimp cocktail at the Steak N Ale.

I'll be damned its a dollar store where should Of I and my wife have went?

Red lobster in Fairfax still there so that's what we done.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 11:34AM

Dummy parrots it back without understanding a single word of what he’s just been told. Let’s try it this way — the marginal cost of eating breakfast is $0. It is therefore free. And while perhaps not as upscale as at the Rittenhouse in Philadelphia, still more than just mundane.

How was your PBJ? Did you take it up a notch by toasting the day-old bread?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Sleep Inn ()
Date: March 17, 2019 12:20PM

Woke up this morning to find a lonely broke ass old man still posting here while on his HELOC-financed vacation.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: So very sad ()
Date: March 17, 2019 12:50PM

Breakfast, you ask? Corned beef hash with a soft boiled egg. It's a tradition.

Likely better than some "free" meal that was folded into the cost of your lodging. You're just too dumb to know you're paying for it one way or another. That's why suckers like you are the perfect customers.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 01:27PM

Sleep Inn Wrote:
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> Woke up this morning to find a lonely broke ass old man still
> posting here while on his HELOC-financed vacation.

Yeah, kind of tough to sit here and watch Juan Soto jack one out. How’s your day been going?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 17, 2019 01:42PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Sleep Inn Wrote:
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> > Woke up this morning to find a lonely broke ass
> old man still
> > posting here while on his HELOC-financed
> vacation.
>
> Yeah, kind of tough to sit here and watch Juan
> Soto jack one out. How’s your day been going?

> with you guys in my head 24x7.


^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 01:54PM

So very sad Wrote:
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> Breakfast, you ask? Corned beef hash with a soft
> boiled egg. It's a tradition.

So, canned hash and an imitation poached egg? How grand!

> Likely better than some "free" meal that was folded into the
> cost of your lodging.

Cooked to order by a chef on a flat-top right before your eyes.

> You're just too dumb to know you're paying for it one way or
> another. That's why suckers like you are the perfect customers.

Major bankroll mAkes is a perfect guest everywhere. By the way, bases-loaded Difo double has the Nats up 6-0 headed for bottom-two.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:14PM

Stras has allowed one walk through three. So working on a St. Patty’s Day bag of peanuts now. They’re from DUBLIN, North Carolina.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:19PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Stras has allowed one walk through three. So
> working on a St. Patty’s Day bag of peanuts now.
> They’re from DUBLIN, North Carolina.

> Can't stop thinking about you.

^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:38PM

No one is more forgetable than FIFY.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 17, 2019 02:45PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> No one is more forgetable in my head 24x7 than FIFY.


^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 03:16PM

^^^ You’re an ass.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 17, 2019 03:20PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ You’re an ass.
> Wonder how much they'd give me on the title for the Buick.


^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: So very sad ()
Date: March 17, 2019 04:27PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> So very sad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Breakfast, you ask? Corned beef hash with a
> soft
> > boiled egg. It's a tradition.
>
> So, canned hash and an imitation poached egg? How
> grand!

No. I don't eat like you. All prepared to certain specifications.

> > Likely better than some "free" meal that was
> folded into the
> > cost of your lodging.
>
> Cooked to order by a chef on a flat-top right
> before your eyes.

Doesn't negate the fact that it was folded into your lodging costs. No doubt, fools like you consider cruise ship meals are "free" as well.

> > You're just too dumb to know you're paying for
> it one way or
> > another. That's why suckers like you are the
> perfect customers.
>
> Major bankroll mAkes is a perfect guest
> everywhere. By the way, bases-loaded Difo double
> has the Nats up 6-0 headed for bottom-two.

Major bankroll would have $15K liquid at a moment's notice. Clearly, you do not. People who try too hard to convince others that they have major bankroll do not have major bankroll. Thet also don't spend their vacations constantly posting here.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 06:22PM

So very sad Wrote:
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> No. I don't eat like you.

Of course not. You can’t afford to.

> Major bankroll would have $15K liquid at a moment's notice.

At what cost? And how would it have compared to the cost of using already existing credit? This whole concept of liquidity being an opposite of yield seems to be quite foreign to you.

> People who try too hard to convince others that they have
> major bankroll do not have major bankroll.

You may not know any ‘major bankroll’ people after me.

> They also don't spend their vacations constantly posting here.

Just been relaxing with a nice cold beverage while waiting for the phones to recharge. Nice 10-5 win for the Nats overall today, one that you of course didn’t see. I think it was a total of 18 hits for the boys with just about everyone pitching in. Lots of downcast Mets fans shuffling out to the parking lots after the game. Poor babies. Hahahaha!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 17, 2019 07:53PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Just been relaxing with a nice cold beverage while
> waiting for the phones to recharge . Nice 10-5 win
> for the Nats overall today, one that you of course
> didn’t see. I think it was a total of 18 hits
> for the boys with just about everyone pitching in.
> Lots of downcast Mets fans shuffling out to the
> parking lots after the game. Poor babies.
> Hahahaha!
so I can spend more of my vacation
> posting here.
>
> Miss you!

^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 17, 2019 08:32PM

Mostly, I post here to fill in idle moments in the day or sometimes just to taunt the over-stuffed losers I know to be out there hanging on my every word.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 17, 2019 09:37PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Mostly, I post here to fill in idle moments in the
> day or sometimes just to taunt the over-stuffed
> losers I know to be out there hanging on my every
> word.
I'm just a pitiful old fuck.


^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: most pathetic thing I'v seen ()
Date: March 18, 2019 12:36AM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Mostly, I post here to fill in idle moments in the
> day or sometimes just to taunt the over-stuffed
> losers I know to be out there hanging on my every
> word.


So, your HELOC financed vacation is idle. It only exposes the fact that you're either still here or you're so consumed with people on this message board you respond while you're on vacation. Pathetic.

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 08:13AM

Boy, it’s just like Groundhog Day — another beautiful West Palm Beach morning. Partly cloudy early, but with temps headed up to the mid-70’s. And it’s almost time now for another delicious made-to-order FREE breakfast. And after that, I guess we’ll just be moseying on over to the ballpark again. Nats and the Marlins today with that Patrick Corbin guy on the hill for the homeside. The club has been looking strong here lately, so hopefully they can come up with another solid effort today.

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:03AM

most pathetic thing I'v seen Wrote:
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> So, your HELOC financed vacation is idle. It only
> exposes the fact that you're either still here or you're
> so consumed with people on this message board
> you respond while you’re on vacation. Pathetic.

Have you ever BEEN on vacation? It’s all about being idle rather being trapped in some meaningless rat race just to find the means to survive. Post above was scribbled while waiting for the wife to clear the bathroom. Right now, we’ve got fresh fruit, juice, coffee, and baked goods on the table, but still waiting for the hot foods to come off the flat-top. Another ‘idle moment’ of a type that you’ll not soon be enjoying.

Uh-oh...FREE food is here.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:57AM

So, FREE food was just as good as always. But now, we have maybe 45 minutes of ‘idle’ time before we head off for the ballpark. Time enough to do a little taunting, such as by noting that there will be no entry on the bill when we check out for the cost of this morning’s breakfast nor for any of the others we’ve had since we first got here. That’s because breakfast is FREE. And much tastier than some can of hash and an imitation poached egg.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: So very sad ()
Date: March 18, 2019 12:22PM

There are many complicated concepts in taxation and economics (which have tripped you up innumerable times) but “free” is not one of them. NOTHING is free. You may be familiar with the old adage “there is no such thing as a free lunch,” which stems from the observation that while some things may seem free there is always a cost, even if that cost is distributed among people who do not receive the benefits.

In this specific case we might coin our own phrase: “there is no such thing as a complimentary breakfast,” because, after all, "complimentary" is the more appropriate term. Only an unsophisticated rube would call it free. The cost of providing a “complimentary” breakfast is obviously included in the cost of lodging. While that cost is spread around to all guests, some of which may not actually eat the breakfast, it is not provided for free. A correct statement would be to say that for someone who has already made the decision to rent a hotel room, there is no marginal cost to eating that breakfast, but that does not make it free.

As for the corned beef, it never saw the side of a can. Rather, it was picked up from the butcher and prepared the semi-traditional way in a slaw cooker. Then combined with fresh sliced vegetables and herbs. Feel free to call a soft boiled egg an imitation poached egg, I really don't care.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 18, 2019 12:44PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Boy, it’s just like Groundhog Day — another
> beautiful West Palm Beach morning. Partly cloudy
> early, but with temps headed up to the mid-70’s.
> And it’s almost time now for another delicious
> made-to-order FREE breakfast. And after that, I
> guess we’ll just be moseying on over to the
> ballpark again. Nats and the Marlins today with
> that Patrick Corbin guy on the hill for the
> homeside. The club has been looking strong here
> lately, so hopefully they can come up with another
> solid effort today.
another day posting here
> while on my HELOC-financed vacation.

^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 01:11PM

Poor boy. I have 120 credit hours in Economics, multiple degrees and honoraries, and more than 40 years of experience as a practicing (and very well compensated) professional in the field. You continue to bring nothing at all to that particular table. What else have you got? More hash recipes?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 18, 2019 01:48PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Poor boy. I have 120 credit hours in Economics,
> multiple degrees and honoraries, and more than 40
> years of experience as a practicing (and very well
> compensated) professional in the field . You
> continue to bring nothing at all to that
> particular table. What else have you got? More
> hash recipes?
but I still have to get a loan against
> my 50s rambler with a carport to afford a vacation.

^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: still circling the drain ()
Date: March 18, 2019 01:50PM

All of your claims are refuted by the fact that you continue to claim that your breakfast provided by the hotel is free. You paid for it whether you consumed it or not, dummy. Hence, it isn't free. A true economist would recognize that. Hence, you're the furthest thing from an economist.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 02:31PM

You have no credibility at all, dope. The marginal cost of eating breakfast is zero. The marginal cost of not eating breakfast is zero. There is exactly no cost distinction between the two, each leaving your cumulative cost unchanged. In other words, it’s free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 03:00PM

Poopy game, by the way. Nats couldn’t make anything out of journeyman Caleb Smith while a string of singles and some questionable calls left Corbin shaking
his head. And speaking of poop, you clowns are totally full of that stuff.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 18, 2019 03:05PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You have no credibility at all, dope. The
> marginal cost of eating breakfast is zero. The
> marginal cost of not eating breakfast is zero.
> There is exactly no cost distinction between the
> two, each leaving your cumulative cost unchanged.
> In other words, it’s free, free, free, free,
> free, free, free, free, free,
I'm paying
> for it either way so it's not free.

^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 03:14PM

FIFY = giant asshole who super sucks at economics.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: March 18, 2019 03:31PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> FIFY = I'm a giant asshole who super sucks at economics.


^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: March 18, 2019 04:08PM

Shut up.
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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: fully flushed ()
Date: March 18, 2019 04:17PM

JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You have no credibility at all, dope. The
> marginal cost of eating breakfast is zero. The
> marginal cost of not eating breakfast is zero.
> There is exactly no cost distinction between the
> two, each leaving your cumulative cost unchanged.
> In other words, it’s free, free, free, free,
> free, free, free, free, free, free.


Wrong, so wrong. For someone who has already made the decision to rent a hotel room, there is no marginal cost to eating that breakfast, but that does NOT make it free. A lack of marginal cost does not make it free. You've already paid for it.

You're clearly not an economist. It's unclear if you even know anything about the field of economics. If would explain why you choose to pay interest to take a vacation. Just plain dumb.

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 05:05PM

More comic book nonsense. Being more elegant perhaps than anywhere you’ve ever stayed, the rooms here come with an entire range of FREE services — parking, air-conditioning, electric lighting, hot and cold running water, maid service, ice machine, fridge and microwave, exercise room, swimming pool, business office, newspaper drop-off, and of course, a made-to-order breakfast each morning. There is no charge for any of these things. They are all FREE.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: what a dope ()
Date: March 18, 2019 05:18PM

No valet? Must be a dump.

All of the items you described are what people smarter than you call amenities. People smarter than you also recognize that none of them are free. In fact, they are all part of the variable costs that hotel management take into account to make the most prudent pricing decisions. You really are a rube.

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 05:59PM

Nope, valets here while numerous are all but exclusively for the many fine restaurants that we’ve been dining at. Otherwise, it’s for good reason assumed that you might want quick and easy access to you car throughout the day, and also that you might want a tasty and made-to-order FREE breakfast each morning.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Doo Drop Inn ()
Date: March 18, 2019 06:16PM

Dudes, the hotel that I stayed in had a free bed, shower, and toilet.

All that I had to pay for was the room.

It was totally fucking awesome.

Eat your hearts out losers!

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Posted by: way smarter than you ()
Date: March 18, 2019 06:27PM

You can call it free all you want. Your betters will continue to laugh at you for not understanding that the cost of that breakfast along with other amenities (did you have to look that up?) you listed are variable costs factored in when determining the room rate by hotel management.

Most of the food on a cruise is free too, right? Dumbass.

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 06:42PM

The extents of your ignorance are indeed vast. But while you make a further fool of yourself trying to define the word ‘free’ out of existence, I’m off to dinner, where I might receive offers for various things at no additional cost — you know, FREE things.

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Posted by: Doo Drop Inn ()
Date: March 18, 2019 07:11PM

Free TV and wireless too!

You wish you were me!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Economist! Bwahhahahahahahha ()
Date: March 18, 2019 07:25PM

Nobody is attempting to define the word free out of existence. That, again, would be mischaracterizing the situation. People are simply pointing out that you don't properly understand the concept of free.

Restaurants are notorious for giving you free things. Salt, pepper, straws, ketchup, napkins, etc. Dumbass probably thinks those items aren't factored into the costs of menu items.

The only thing you're getting for free is the ass kicking you so richly deserve here.

Keep in mind, folks, that this poser once claimed the vermin infested Quarry Inn in Falls Church was a lodging establishment catering to discerning business travelers. Given that background, it's no wonder he's such a rube when it comes to these things? Is it at all shocking that his unsophisticated ass would fall for the "free" breakfast thing?!?!

Nobody will ever confuse him for an economist.

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Posted by: Doo Drop Inn ()
Date: March 18, 2019 08:40PM

I'm taking the shampoo and soap when we leave too. FREE!

Coffee in room? FREE!

Changing linens and cleaning the room? FREE!

How the hell do they make money doing this?

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:21PM

Hahahahaha! I win as always, you played out simpleton. Here’s some FREE advice — you just plain suck at this. Dinner was great though. Ahi tuna and jasmine rice — with pepper sauce.

Dope.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Doo Drop Inn ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:24PM

WAIT!

It's that fucking mini bar isn't it!?

THAT must be where they make all the money!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Lowe Kashflowe ()
Date: March 18, 2019 09:47PM

You lost with your first post here while on vacation HELOC hero.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: what a fraud ()
Date: March 19, 2019 07:49AM

LOL! The dope has been exposed as a total fraud when it comes to matters of finance and economics. He probably thinks the standard features on an automobile are "free" as well.

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 19, 2019 08:15AM

Boy, it’s like clockwork — another beautiful morning in West Palm Beach. There’s supposed to be some actual rain later today, but before dealing with that, we’ll need to deal with yet another FREE breakfast where real (and delicious) goods and services will move in exchange for no sort of quid pro quo at all. It’s all just plain gratis, but limited sorts aren’t going to be able to grasp this. They’ll veer off into the one-sided weeds of the vendor’s replacement costs, never realizing that they are in fact trying to invalidate the word FREE entirely. So shallow indeed are rheir understandings of these things.

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Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 19, 2019 09:23AM

Lowe Kashflowe Wrote:
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> You lost with your first post here while on vacation HELOC hero.

No, son...it was you who was doomed from my first taunting appearance here. There was never a doubt of baiting your stupid Falls Church ass out into the open. Been anticipated since riding the plane south to begin with. You’re just such an easy mark.

Meanwhile this FREE breakfast that I’m almost finished eating will be a no-charge-at-all item, but everything else will be taken care of lby the low-cost credit that my status affords me on a continuing basis. So will the thousands that I spend this month that are not related to Florida at all. This is just the way those with resources handle things. One pile. One bill. One detailed transaction statement for tax purposes, and all without disturbing the carefully constructed piles of income-earning assets.

Life is good — unless you’re one of it’s losers.

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Posted by: so very dumb ()
Date: March 19, 2019 02:03PM

When you use a HELOC to pay for a vacation, the interest is not tax deductible. So, a detailed transaction statement for tax purposes is of no benefit unless you want it to act as a painful reminder that you stupidly paid interest to take a vacation.

Again, just because there is no itemized charge for a product or service does not mean it was free. Smarter people know that.

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