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Visibility 0%. Drifts already have me pinned inside! Only have 4 gallons of milk, 8 loaves of bread, 6 cases of water, 14 flashlights, 800 batteries and 48 rolls of TP. I hope Peapod can make it to my house when I send in an order!
It's getting bad. We have already cut the straws to select the first volunteer for a trip to the liquor store. Hopefully the string is long enough to find his way back.
Looks like NWS had it exactly right again. We've got about 4 inches out here in the Sweet Spot. Cars are on the carport of course, so zero inches of snow where they are. We picked up $100 worth of bird seed yesterday, so our many feathered friends will be just fine as well.
VPMB9 Wrote:
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> Weather Underground at the moment of this post is
> reporting that 3.7 inches have fallen at Dulles
> Airport
>
> https://www.wunderground.com/weather/KIAD?cm_ven=l
> ocalwx_today
I bet DCA reports 1" with a parenthetical "Lost snow measuring device".
You can't overestimate the stupidity of the right-wing. You think you might be going a little bit over-the-top on them, but within minutes, one of them will come along and say something even more stupid than that. The sky is seemingly the limit with these dolts.
I own a Land Rover Discovery, but fuck it I’m not going out there. The ex refused to come get the kids this morning (as is her responsibility for Sunday pickups) because of the snow. Paid $18 (including a $5 tip) and the Lyft guy took them home in a little RAV4. There was no extra snow charge. Awesome!! God Bless America!!!!
Djjfkfkff Wrote:
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> I own a Land Rover Discovery, but fuck it I’m
> not going out there. The ex refused to come get
> the kids this morning (as is her responsibility
> for Sunday pickups) because of the snow. Paid $18
> (including a $5 tip) and the Lyft guy took them
> home in a little RAV4. There was no extra snow
> charge. Awesome!! God Bless America!!!!
Your ex sounds like a real bitch. Does she have big titties?
Snowed in Wrote:
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> Djjfkfkff Wrote:
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> > I own a Land Rover Discovery, but fuck it I’m
> > not going out there. The ex refused to come
> get
> > the kids this morning (as is her responsibility
> > for Sunday pickups) because of the snow. Paid
> $18
> > (including a $5 tip) and the Lyft guy took them
> > home in a little RAV4. There was no extra snow
> > charge. Awesome!! God Bless America!!!!
>
> Your ex sounds like a real bitch. Does she have
> big titties?
You BOTH are wusses. Especially YOU, asshole, with your big Land Rover. No wonder she divorced you. Step and and grow a pair and take care of your family responsibilities FGS.
U R an ass Wrote:
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> Snowed in Wrote:
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> > Djjfkfkff Wrote:
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> > > I own a Land Rover Discovery, but fuck it
> I’m
> > > not going out there. The ex refused to come
> > get
> > > the kids this morning (as is her
> responsibility
> > > for Sunday pickups) because of the snow.
> Paid
> > $18
> > > (including a $5 tip) and the Lyft guy took
> them
> > > home in a little RAV4. There was no extra
> snow
> > > charge. Awesome!! God Bless America!!!!
> >
> > Your ex sounds like a real bitch. Does she have
> > big titties?
>
> You BOTH are wusses. Especially YOU, asshole, with
> your big Land Rover. No wonder she divorced you.
> Step and and grow a pair and take care of your
> family responsibilities FGS.
Last time the ex forced me to drop the kids back at her house during a winter storm, I lost traction and crashed my new 2013 VW CC into a small tree coming home. Slammed the brakes and NOTHING but ABS. Zero Traction. Almost $3,000 in damages and I had a $1,000 GEICO deductible. I swore I would never do that again. I was still recovering financially from the divorce back then, so $1,000 deductible plus premium adjustments was a lot of money back then. Plus I had to drive a shitty Chrysler rental for a week. I have since become 7 figures richer due to inheritance, but still not doing that again. This time: $18 including a $5 tip. God Bless America and President Trump!!!
Fine by Me Wrote:
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> U R an ass Wrote:
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> > Snowed in Wrote:
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> > > Djjfkfkff Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > I own a Land Rover Discovery, but fuck it
> > I’m
> > > > not going out there. The ex refused to
> come
> > > get
> > > > the kids this morning (as is her
> > responsibility
> > > > for Sunday pickups) because of the snow.
> > Paid
> > > $18
> > > > (including a $5 tip) and the Lyft guy took
> > them
> > > > home in a little RAV4. There was no extra
> > snow
> > > > charge. Awesome!! God Bless America!!!!
> > >
> > > Your ex sounds like a real bitch. Does she
> have
> > > big titties?
> >
> > You BOTH are wusses. Especially YOU, asshole,
> with
> > your big Land Rover. No wonder she divorced
> you.
> > Step and and grow a pair and take care of your
> > family responsibilities FGS.
>
> Last time the ex forced me to drop the kids back
> at her house during a winter storm, I lost
> traction and crashed my new 2013 VW CC into a
> small tree coming home. Slammed the brakes and
> NOTHING but ABS. Zero Traction. Almost $3,000 in
> damages and I had a $1,000 GEICO deductible. I
> swore I would never do that again. I was still
> recovering financially from the divorce back then,
> so $1,000 deductible plus premium adjustments was
> a lot of money back then. Plus I had to drive a
> shitty Chrysler rental for a week. I have since
> become 7 figures richer due to inheritance, but
> still not doing that again. This time: $18
> including a $5 tip. God Bless America and
> President Trump!!!
If my kids are going to be in a risky situation, I want to be right there. You are an ass.
U R an ass Wrote:
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> Fine by Me Wrote:
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> > > Snowed in Wrote:
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> > > > Djjfkfkff Wrote:
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> > > > > I own a Land Rover Discovery, but fuck it
> > > I’m
> > > > > not going out there. The ex refused to
> > come
> > > > get
> > > > > the kids this morning (as is her
> > > responsibility
> > > > > for Sunday pickups) because of the snow.
> > > Paid
> > > > $18
> > > > > (including a $5 tip) and the Lyft guy
> took
> > > them
> > > > > home in a little RAV4. There was no
> extra
> > > snow
> > > > > charge. Awesome!! God Bless America!!!!
> > > >
> > > > Your ex sounds like a real bitch. Does she
> > have
> > > > big titties?
> > >
> > > You BOTH are wusses. Especially YOU, asshole,
> > with
> > > your big Land Rover. No wonder she divorced
> > you.
> > > Step and and grow a pair and take care of
> your
> > > family responsibilities FGS.
> >
> > Last time the ex forced me to drop the kids
> back
> > at her house during a winter storm, I lost
> > traction and crashed my new 2013 VW CC into a
> > small tree coming home. Slammed the brakes and
> > NOTHING but ABS. Zero Traction. Almost $3,000
> in
> > damages and I had a $1,000 GEICO deductible. I
> > swore I would never do that again. I was still
> > recovering financially from the divorce back
> then,
> > so $1,000 deductible plus premium adjustments
> was
> > a lot of money back then. Plus I had to drive
> a
> > shitty Chrysler rental for a week. I have
> since
> > become 7 figures richer due to inheritance, but
> > still not doing that again. This time: $18
> > including a $5 tip. God Bless America and
> > President Trump!!!
>
> If my kids are going to be in a risky situation, I
> want to be right there. You are an ass.
You probably beat your kids, while I’m an extremely great divorced dad. Why, because they fucking leave for half the weak. Who can’t be a great parent for half the time. That’s a Louis CK bit, but it’s 100% true. And I’m rich, which helps too.
Sure mac Wrote:
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> Wow, rich just like everyone else who posts here.
Yes, the richest county in America has no rich people. Just poor faggots like you. And I inherited my money, because there are no dead grandparents leaving millions behind in America. Absolutely None.
Fine by me Wrote:
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> Sure mac Wrote:
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> > Wow, rich just like everyone else who posts
> here.
>
>
> Yes, the richest county in America has no rich
> people. Just poor faggots like you. And I
> inherited my money, because there are no dead
> grandparents leaving millions behind in America.
> Absolutely None.
Why didn’t your incredibly rich grandparents help you when $1000 was almost unaffordable to you, as you stated.
Sorry, no Wrote:
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> Fine by me Wrote:
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> > Sure mac Wrote:
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> > > Wow, rich just like everyone else who posts
> > here.
> >
> >
> > Yes, the richest county in America has no rich
> > people. Just poor faggots like you. And I
> > inherited my money, because there are no dead
> > grandparents leaving millions behind in America.
>
> > Absolutely None.
>
> Why didn’t your incredibly rich grandparents
> help you when $1000 was almost unaffordable to
> you, as you stated.
It wasn’t unaffordable. I had the money. A $1,000 just mattered much more back then.
Spdde Wrote:
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> Just keep digging that hole while you buy a second
> Ferrari.
>
> What are you, 14?
Live feed of my garage... Look, what can that be??
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> Spdde Wrote:
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> > Just keep digging that hole while you buy a
> second
> > Ferrari.
> >
> > What are you, 14?
>
> Live feed of my garage... Look, what can that
> be??
Hahahahahaha, what a dork!
Please keep trying to convince strangers on a local forum how incredibly rich you are.
You take it up the backside Wrote:
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> Like I said, believe what u want Wrote:
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> > Spdde Wrote:
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> > > Just keep digging that hole while you buy a
> > second
> > > Ferrari.
> > >
> > > What are you, 14?
> >
> > Live feed of my garage... Look, what can that
> > be??
>
> Hahahahahaha, what a dork!
> Please keep trying to convince strangers on a
> local forum how incredibly rich you are.
A Land Rover, a Ferrari (soon to be 2), a private plane, and you’re bragging about how little you pay for a stranger to drive your kids in dangerous conditions?
Cool story bro Wrote:
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> A Land Rover, a Ferrari (soon to be 2), a private
> plane, and you’re bragging about how little you
> pay for a stranger to drive your kids in dangerous
> conditions?
>
> You are a liar, a cunt, or both.
Two different posters moron. The guy just lifted a stock photo of a business jet from the internet. That’s like a 10 second reverse image search.
cD Weis Wrote:
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> This is he OP - what are you talking about? Who is
> the idiot who thinks he is a millionaire posting
> on a day off from school?
Fine by Me Wrote:
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> U R an ass Wrote:
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> > Snowed in Wrote:
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>
> > -----
> > > Djjfkfkff Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I own a Land Rover Discovery, but fuck it
> > I’m
> > > > not going out there. The ex refused to
> come
> > > get
> > > > the kids this morning (as is her
> > responsibility
> > > > for Sunday pickups) because of the snow.
> > Paid
> > > $18
> > > > (including a $5 tip) and the Lyft guy took
> > them
> > > > home in a little RAV4. There was no extra
> > snow
> > > > charge. Awesome!! God Bless America!!!!
> > >
> > > Your ex sounds like a real bitch. Does she
> have
> > > big titties?
> >
> > You BOTH are wusses. Especially YOU, asshole,
> with
> > your big Land Rover. No wonder she divorced
> you.
> > Step and and grow a pair and take care of your
> > family responsibilities FGS.
>
> Last time the ex forced me to drop the kids back
> at her house during a winter storm, I lost
> traction and crashed my new 2013 VW CC into a
> small tree coming home. Slammed the brakes and
> NOTHING but ABS. Zero Traction. Almost $3,000 in
> damages and I had a $1,000 GEICO deductible. I
> swore I would never do that again. I was still
> recovering financially from the divorce back then,
> so $1,000 deductible plus premium adjustments was
> a lot of money back then. Plus I had to drive a
> shitty Chrysler rental for a week. I have since
> become 7 figures richer due to inheritance, but
> still not doing that again. This time: $18
> including a $5 tip. God Bless America and
> President Trump!!!
Why would someone so rich put their kids in a car with a stranger in wintry conditions? Are these the kind of terrible decisions that made your wife want to divorce you?
“Last time I drove in a snowstorm I had an accident. This time I’ll put the kids in a car of someone who may have never seen snow before. At least I won’t be the one with a chance getting hurt this time!”