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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers. ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:02AM

Warren Weasel Wrote:
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> Sandy Beavers. Wrote:
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> > Looks like Furman is having a wild card weekend
> > party starting today at noon. He booked two
> > connecting rooms at the Fairfax Best Western.
> Last
> > year he partied in the woods and it was kind
> of
> > cold and wet. This is a big upgrade.
>
>
> Thanks for the update, Sandy. Is Furman providing
> the refreshments or is it BYO?

Furman got a pony keg of Bud light and everyone is welcome to chip in for some delivery pizza and maybe some Choong Man. If you are going to make it over it would be nice if you brought some chips and dip or some other snack to share.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warren Weasel ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:47AM

Sandy Beavers. Wrote:
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> Warren Weasel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sandy Beavers. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Looks like Furman is having a wild card
> weekend
> > > party starting today at noon. He booked two
> > > connecting rooms at the Fairfax Best Western.
> > Last
> > > year he partied in the woods and it was kind
> > of
> > > cold and wet. This is a big upgrade.
> >
> >
> > Thanks for the update, Sandy. Is Furman
> providing
> > the refreshments or is it BYO?
>
> Furman got a pony keg of Bud light and everyone is
> welcome to chip in for some delivery pizza and
> maybe some Choong Man. If you are going to make it
> over it would be nice if you brought some chips
> and dip or some other snack to share.

Yes, I’ll bring chips and dip.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 14, 2023 02:17PM

I let Furman use my Discover card to reserve the two rooms at the best western and he wrote me a check to cover the cost. I hope Furman and his friends do not break anything in the rooms as the cost would be added to my card. I should have thought this thing through a little better. If we do this again I am asking for a security deposit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rascally Rabbit ()
Date: January 14, 2023 10:12PM

I have been here all day and the party is still going strong. Sandy, we will move the dresser so that the hole that Gary Groundhog punched in the wall when the Seahawks lot so you won’t get charged for it

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gary Groundhog ()
Date: January 15, 2023 01:08AM

Party is still going strong. I just punched a whole in another wall. I think I’ll have another drink. Cheers!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans neighbor ()
Date: January 15, 2023 04:39AM

The party got pretty wild and the Fairfax city police had to make a visit twice. Everyone is crashed out on the beds and the floor now except Furman, he is sleeping on a couple of towels in the bathtub.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Karen Buttinsky ()
Date: January 15, 2023 04:53AM

Yes, I had to call the cops on those fury monsters twice. There were making all kinds of noise, blaring “The Chipmunks “, records, keeping the neighborhood awake

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rascally Rabbit ()
Date: January 15, 2023 09:43AM

I left before the cops came. I can’t afford any trouble since I’m still on probation for stealing those carrots from Safeway. I’m going to go by today and see how Furman is doing

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mitchell Mouse ()
Date: January 16, 2023 09:50PM

Furman still has a bad hangover. Saw him today hanging out at Safeway wearing sunglasses, drinking a bottle of water, and popping some Advil.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nurse Nugget ()
Date: January 17, 2023 11:27PM

Furman is feeling better today. He had some Ginger ale and lightly buttered whole wheat toast.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 18, 2023 04:32AM

Well I checked the charges on my Discover card and sure enough there is an aditional fee of $310 for damage to the rooms at the Best western. That is the last time I am going to trust Furman with my credit card. That little gray haired son of a bitch better pay up!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J. Buttersworth , Esq. ()
Date: January 18, 2023 06:49AM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Well I checked the charges on my Discover card and
> sure enough there is an aditional fee of $310 for
> damage to the rooms at the Best western. That is
> the last time I am going to trust Furman with my
> credit card. That little gray haired son of a
> bitch better pay up!


I am Mr. Furmans attorney and can tell you that my client is in no way legally obligated to pay you anything. Please desist in attempting to collect any money from my client. Thank you.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 21, 2023 06:50AM

Furman had the nerve to ask to use my credit card again. He wants to throw another hotel football party but the folks at the Best Western will not rent him another room and I don't blame them after what went on last weekend.
He wants a room at Extended Stay America. I texted him back and told him to pound sand.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nelson J Buttersworth, esq ()
Date: January 21, 2023 09:41AM

Sandy Beavers Wrote:
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> Furman had the nerve to ask to use my credit card
> again. He wants to throw another hotel football
> party but the folks at the Best Western will not
> rent him another room and I don't blame them after
> what went on last weekend.
> He wants a room at Extended Stay America. I texted
> him back and told him to pound sand.


Be prepared, Furman is going to sue you for defamation of character.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Football at Furman’s ()
Date: January 21, 2023 10:45AM

Because of this misunderstanding at the hotel last week, Furman has decided to just have the party in his tree and limit it to squirrels and others who can climb up the branches. He is going to supply nuts and seeds, along with food he grabbed from the Safeway dumpster, but it’s BYOB

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sandy Beavers ()
Date: January 22, 2023 09:54AM

Apparantly Furmans deep cycle battery and inverter ran out of power halfway through the second game last night. Some of the other drunken squirrels got pissed off and started some shit. Furman had to kick some ass and threw them out of the tree. As they were limping home they made threats against Furman. It was not good. Maybe clearer heads will prevail today.
It was not really Furmans fault, it was cloudy all day yesterday and Furmans solar panel did not produce much power.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bengals Fan ()
Date: January 22, 2023 12:44PM

Furman is hoping for a speedy recovery for Damar Hamlin after his terrible injury. In spite of that he is rooting for the Bengals to win today and carry it all the way to the Super Bowl. He also told me he thinks Josh Allen is a pussy

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Oliver Owl ()
Date: January 22, 2023 07:42PM

Furman has recovered from the last party, and is already planning a superbowl party .

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Animal lover ()
Date: January 23, 2023 06:55PM

Oliver Owl Wrote:
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> Furman has recovered from the last party, and is
> already planning a superbowl party .

Furman gave the Best Western CEO a earfull about the way he was treated at the hotel. They gave Furman three free nights for superbowl weekend. Look out!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Friends ()
Date: January 23, 2023 07:39PM

Many friends of Furman will be willing to go his party. Furman- do you want Bid Light or Busch? Willing to bring either!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bobby Bushytail ()
Date: January 25, 2023 07:16PM

Furman Friends Wrote:
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> Many friends of Furman will be willing to go his
> party. Furman- do you want Bid Light or Busch?
> Willing to bring either!


Furman prefers regular Bud, but Bud Light is ok. He doesn’t like Busch very much.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Paul Porcupine ()
Date: January 26, 2023 08:07AM

We need volunteers to bring the following =
Pizza and wings
Chips and dip
Liquor of all kinds
Cakes and pies
Paper plates, forks and knives
Napkins
Vomit bags
Paper towels
Soda pop
Water

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