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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Pho Eater ()
Date: March 30, 2022 10:40PM

Is the pho restaurant still there at PanAm? Noodles would be much better for Furman’s diet.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr Woody Woodpecker ()
Date: March 30, 2022 11:04PM

Pho Eater Wrote:
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> Is the pho restaurant still there at PanAm?
> Noodles would be much better for Furman’s diet.


Too much sodium

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lo Sodium ()
Date: March 31, 2022 09:18PM

Furman ate French fries for years and he’s healthy as a horse.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nurse Bumblebee ()
Date: March 31, 2022 11:40PM

Lo Sodium Wrote:
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> Furman ate French fries for years and he’s
> healthy as a horse.


Furmans body could handle those all American McDonalds fries, but his body might have a difficult time digesting Asian noodles.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: The reverend Hugh Jorgan ()
Date: April 01, 2022 04:54AM

I think Furman may be a Catholic. I will bring him a fish sandwich today since it is Friday. I would hate to see the little guy go hungry. He can't eat meat today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Stevie Sparrow ()
Date: April 01, 2022 09:10AM

The reverend Hugh Jorgan Wrote:
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> I think Furman may be a Catholic. I will bring him
> a fish sandwich today since it is Friday. I would
> hate to see the little guy go hungry. He can't eat
> meat today.


Furman requests 2 McDonalds filet o fish please!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: It’s Saturyay! ()
Date: April 02, 2022 09:14PM

Furman gets drunk all weekend! I saw him doing a shot in the PanAm parking lot this afternoon

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Late Safeway Shopper ()
Date: April 02, 2022 09:40PM

It’s Saturyay! Wrote:
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> Furman gets drunk all weekend! I saw him doing a
> shot in the PanAm parking lot this afternoon


True. Just saw him passed out in front of Starbucks.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Trader Vic’s ()
Date: April 04, 2022 09:31PM

I saw Furman drinking a pina colada. His hair was perfect

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warren Zevon ()
Date: April 04, 2022 11:14PM

Trader Vic’s Wrote:
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> I saw Furman drinking a pina colada. His hair was
> perfect


And he was howling like the werewolf of London.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’s Femme Fatale ()
Date: April 04, 2022 11:46PM

How was Furman to know she was with the Russians too?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Buckwheat Bill ()
Date: April 05, 2022 11:19PM

Furman is definitely going down hill. Just saw him in the corner near Microcenter huddled in a blanket guzzling a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Double A ()
Date: April 06, 2022 11:23PM

Furman has been attending regular meetings trying to get his problem under control. He falls off the wagon every once in a while

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gray Goose ()
Date: April 07, 2022 10:26PM

Double A Wrote:
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> Furman has been attending regular meetings trying
> to get his problem under control. He falls off the
> wagon every once in a while


He’s been falling off the wagon a lot lately. Saw him earlier today laying passed out in the Safeway cart return area.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Part of the solution ()
Date: April 07, 2022 10:55PM

Everyone needs to stop giving Furman alcohol. How is he going to kick the habit if everyone keeps buying him drinks?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Paddy O’ Drunk ()
Date: April 08, 2022 09:12AM

Part of the solution Wrote:
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> Everyone needs to stop giving Furman alcohol. How
> is he going to kick the habit if everyone keeps
> buying him drinks?


I am going to leave him some Jamison’s Irish Whiskey today.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Cares about Furman ()
Date: April 08, 2022 04:44PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodlands reporter ()
Date: April 08, 2022 10:35PM

Don’t worry, Furman is planning on eventually moving to Vienna.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Resilience ()
Date: April 08, 2022 10:39PM

Like the Ukrainian people, no matter what misfortune befalls his homeland, Furman will persevere. We stand with you Furman!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman fan ()
Date: April 09, 2022 06:31AM

Yeah, Furman will be fine. When the McDonald's closed he was able to adapt and overcome and he will find a way to carry on if the shopping center is re-purposed. Who knows, he might even improve his situation.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: April 09, 2022 06:51AM

Furman fan Wrote:
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> Yeah, Furman will be fine. When the McDonald's
> closed he was able to adapt and overcome and he
> will find a way to carry on if the shopping center
> is re-purposed. Who knows, he might even improve
> his situation.


We are organizing special deals to entice him to move to Vienna. Possibly free lifetime supply of McNuggets from the Madison McDonalds.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whole Foods Shopping ()
Date: April 09, 2022 07:08PM

Furman should consider relocating to the Whole Foods parking lot and nearby trees. A diet of organic foods will do him wonders!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Charlie Chipmunk ()
Date: April 09, 2022 09:53PM

Whole Foods Shopping Wrote:
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> Furman should consider relocating to the Whole
> Foods parking lot and nearby trees. A diet of
> organic foods will do him wonders!


Furman definitely does not like health food crap. He loves McDonalds, Tippys Taco and Glory Days.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: La Bamba ()
Date: April 11, 2022 07:46PM

Furman has been spending a lot of time at the Chipotle on Maple. He likes the burritos and has found himself a hot little Chiquita there as well. Furman always tries to be efficient

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Steve Slug ()
Date: April 11, 2022 08:37PM

La Bamba Wrote:
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> Furman has been spending a lot of time at the
> Chipotle on Maple. He likes the burritos and has
> found himself a hot little Chiquita there as well.
> Furman always tries to be efficient


This is true. Furman has discovered that Chipotle is not as rough on his bowels as Tippys Taco.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Flatulent Furman ()
Date: April 12, 2022 08:34PM

Tippy Tacos made Furman very flatulent though he loved the taste. His squirrel farts angered the other squirrels in his tree so he had to find an alternative. Furman is very considerate of his tree mates

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Maple Mitch ()
Date: April 14, 2022 12:27PM

I think Furman has moved to Vienna. Just saw him at Madison McDonalds trying to grab a McNugget out of an older lady’s bag as she was getting in her car.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bad Habits ()
Date: April 14, 2022 09:22PM

I saw Furman at the 7-11 near there buying a pack of Marlboro

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Very bad habits ()
Date: April 15, 2022 12:09AM

Bad Habits Wrote:
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> I saw Furman at the 7-11 near there buying a pack
> of Marlboro


He also bought a six-pack of Budweiser

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Providence hall weed ()
Date: April 16, 2022 02:20PM

Furman is probably happy that the warmer weather is here. Soon the guy that grows weed at the apartments will be putting his plants out on his balcony to catch the afternoon sun. Furman will be keeping an eye on those buds and grab a few of them when they are ready.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Dr. Goodstash ()
Date: April 17, 2022 10:08AM

Providence hall weed Wrote:
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> Furman is probably happy that the warmer weather
> is here. Soon the guy that grows weed at the
> apartments will be putting his plants out on his
> balcony to catch the afternoon sun. Furman will be
> keeping an eye on those buds and grab a few of
> them when they are ready.

Furman does not need to wait for buds to mature. I estimate Furmans weight to be just over one pound. At that weight he can chew on a leaf or two and get fucked up out of his mind.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Park street Pete ()
Date: April 17, 2022 01:57PM

Furman must’ve hit the bottle again last night. Just saw him passed out on the WO’D trail near the Vienna community center.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Freezing Furman ()
Date: April 20, 2022 12:06AM

Furman saw the snow and felt the cold weather and thought it was time to hibernate

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fighting Furman ()
Date: April 24, 2022 08:46PM

There is a rumor going around that the reason Furman hasn’t been spotted lately is because he decided to go over to Ukraine and kill some Russians

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Comrade Boris Killdaratoff ()
Date: April 25, 2022 07:43AM

Fighting Furman Wrote:
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> There is a rumor going around that the reason
> Furman hasn’t been spotted lately is because he
> decided to go over to Ukraine and kill some
> Russians


If we find him our Russian special forces will destroy the little shit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Strong Furman ()
Date: April 25, 2022 09:58PM

Have another shot of Stoli Boris and keep dreaming. Furman will beat the shit out of your special forces like the Russian pussies they are and make them cry like bitches

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Commie Poofter ()
Date: April 25, 2022 10:55PM

Strong Furman Wrote:
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> Have another shot of Stoli Boris and keep
> dreaming. Furman will beat the shit out of your
> special forces like the Russian pussies they are
> and make them cry like bitches


Speaking of bitches, you sound cute, wanna hook up?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Warhawk Wally ()
Date: April 26, 2022 11:58AM

Just saw Furman at Madison McDonalds, gave him a bite of my Big Mac.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Football Furman ()
Date: April 30, 2022 10:23PM

Furman had several of his friends over for a three day long draft party. Now that the draft is over, Furman is sleeping it off and will wake up tomorrow with a hell of a hangover

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: 3jn4 ()
Date: April 30, 2022 11:30PM

Strong Furman Wrote:
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> Have another shot of Stoli Boris and keep
> dreaming. Furman will beat the shit out of your
> special forces like the Russian pussies they are
> and make them cry like bitches

DROP DEAD G2

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Resident ()
Date: May 01, 2022 11:03PM

I think Furmans been hitting the bottle too much lately, just saw him passed out in the Vienna Giant parking lot.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: May 02, 2022 06:38AM

On my way to work this morning I am going to stop at Sheetz and get a small fry. Going to leave the fries on the hood of the car with the dashcam running. We will see if Furman is still around.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hal Hamburger lover ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:26AM

Just saw Furman looking for food at Madison McDonalds.Gave him a few bites of my double quarter pounder.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friendly Furman ()
Date: May 13, 2022 11:34PM

Was driving on Nutley today and saw Furman. I waved at him, and he waved back and then scampered across the street on the way to Pan Am

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway shopper ()
Date: May 14, 2022 06:58AM

He made it back to Pan Am safely because I just saw him sneaking into Safeway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whole Foods ()
Date: May 15, 2022 09:08PM

Furman likes to shop at Whole Foods too, because they sell their nuts in bulk.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Garrett Grasshopper ()
Date: May 15, 2022 10:01PM

Whole Foods Wrote:
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> Furman likes to shop at Whole Foods too, because
> they sell their nuts in bulk.


It’s difficult for Furman to sneak into Whole Foods however because the libtard Karens who shop there will scream at the manager to remove the rodent.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Inner ()
Date: May 16, 2022 09:28PM

Furman is always welcome at the Vienna Inn but has to be careful crossing the street in heavy traffic

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Inn regular customer ()
Date: May 16, 2022 11:33PM

Vienna Inner Wrote:
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> Furman is always welcome at the Vienna Inn but has
> to be careful crossing the street in heavy traffic


Furman loves their chili dogs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jed Clamp It ()
Date: May 18, 2022 07:52PM

Watch out for Furman, he is easy going but he can attack if need be.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Double warning ()
Date: May 18, 2022 08:08PM

Jed Clamp It Wrote:
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> Watch out for Furman, he is easy going but he can
> attack if need be.


After eating two Vienna Inn chili dogs, his noxious farts will knock you out.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Fighting Furman ()
Date: May 19, 2022 07:47PM

Furman generally is fun to hang around with and very friendly but when he gets drunk, look out. He gets surly and has been known to throw a paw or two.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Chauncey Chipmunk ()
Date: May 19, 2022 11:51PM

He is a mean drunk.He just pummeled my friend, Bruno the groundhog, and Bruno needed to go to the vet and get stitched up.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: .08 ()
Date: May 20, 2022 05:52AM

As Furmans estimated weight is 1.2 pounds it does not take much alcohol to get him fucked up. He gets a little crazy when he chews on a cannabis leaf too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Harry Horsefly ()
Date: May 20, 2022 06:37AM

Word is out that Furman is planning a raid on an ABC store and get some hard stuff.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: .08 ()
Date: May 20, 2022 07:13AM

Harry Horsefly Wrote:
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> Word is out that Furman is planning a raid on an
> ABC store and get some hard stuff.


A couple of those little airline bottles would have enough booze to get Furman drunk for 6 months at least.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Loren Liquor ()
Date: May 24, 2022 11:06PM

Furman managed to sneak into the Vienna ABC store and made it out with a bottle of Vodka.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Church street denizen ()
Date: May 25, 2022 11:06PM

Furman is passed out now on the sidewalk in front of Rita’s .

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