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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Road Rage Ralphie Racoon ()
Date: August 07, 2021 05:56PM

Ol Ralph redistributed the contents of Furman's meager neighborhood dumpster one too many times! Roaring around in his fancy cars bowling for soup cans waving his high point fo' five around like a maniac!! I think poor Ralph has a severe Virginia Ham deficiency. Imagine if poor Ralphie needed a porcine valve or something one day?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Road Rage Ralphie Raccoon ()
Date: August 07, 2021 05:58PM


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bunter Hiden ()
Date: August 07, 2021 06:06PM

Nigger squirrel is trying to rape Caucasian squirrel! You can tell by her facial expression that she is uncomfortable, after all she only came over for some munchies!


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Nitro Java ()
Date: August 07, 2021 06:42PM

Furman is not susceptible to Ralphie's petty bribes. The insincerity only infuriates Furman further!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel, Groundhog and Fox, PLC ()
Date: August 07, 2021 06:48PM

Furman has retained trusty counsel and is about to give the ACLU a fuckload of billable hours, to drain the coffers of upper crust Democrat donors!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Lips and assholes ()
Date: August 07, 2021 07:39PM

Only raccoons eat hot dogs, not squirrels
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hebrew national ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:07PM

Lips and assholes Wrote:
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> Only raccoons eat hot dogs, not squirrels


Um, actually Furman is famous for gorging on nuggets and fries. When it comes to franks he prefers kosher beef and wishes Ralphie would move to Gaza and become a suicide bomber for Allah already. Shabbat Shalom!


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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hobo Squirrel Was Sighted ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:45PM

He's riff raff and makes racist comments about black squirrels Furman says he's a old Democrat Klansman , Furman gave him the word get the F out of here or else he's still shaking his head about the blue no hate sign the old bum had on his nest
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Astute observer of things ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:51PM

That Hobo squirrel looks like Hunter Biden.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Tied One On ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:54PM

Illegal squirrel tried to set up a squatters nest with Coyote human smugglers filled with stolen property booze and drugs , Furman quickly called ICE but they said no their hands are tied and they cant do anything until the Dems lose again so Furman kicked him out of his nesting area and told him to set up where the blue no hate signs are at in the gated lux area . Pissed off Furman headed to Tippys filled up with a taco and then hit the booze once he got back, come legally or stay home Furman told the illegal squirrel
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tippys.jfif

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hobo Squirrels Name Is Hunter ()
Date: August 07, 2021 08:56PM

His fathers name is Joe all riff raff says Furman

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Riff Raff Hunter Is Back ()
Date: August 07, 2021 09:20PM

With his old father Joe , pushing weed in Furmans nesting area, Furman set him straight again and sent the two bums Hunter Blow and His father Joe Blow squirrel packing giving them a map of where the blue no hate signs are , Furman sez they only want to blow free weed and will not work , never have which is how they got their name
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rachel Robin ()
Date: August 08, 2021 07:58AM

Word on the street is that Furman will soon lead a coup to overthrow Biden and install Trump back into the White House.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No Furman Is Not Concerned ()
Date: August 15, 2021 04:25PM

He knows that will not happen , what Furman is concerned with is grease in his nesting area , Furman crossed paths with mouse , rat and Fat squirrel their coats were covered in grease ! Furman is worried that they will grease up the nesting area ! Fat squirrel mouse and rat were wallowing in greasy scraps left on a greasy cold griddle in the nearby area . Furman has declared the greasy fat griddlers area to be off limits to all squirrels in his nesting area or else ! Eat black seeds peanuts and acorns not grease , drink cold clear water Furman tells them but some fat squirrels will never listen to reason like Fat squirrel who must feed his face taking more then his share
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Dangergreasygriddlers.jpg

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Registered Democrat ()
Date: August 15, 2021 04:28PM

So Fat squirrel is with ME ! How much more seed and acorn welfare does he need

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: linkalot Lance ()
Date: September 04, 2021 04:29AM

Rachel Robin Wrote:
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> Word on the street is that Furman will soon lead a
> coup to overthrow Biden and install Trump back
> into the White House.


Furman is a huge Democrat.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Grubby Groundhog ()
Date: September 04, 2021 10:02AM

linkalot Lance Wrote:
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> Rachel Robin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Word on the street is that Furman will soon lead
> a
> > coup to overthrow Biden and install Trump back
> > into the White House.
>
>
> Furman is a huge Democrat.


Don’t insult Furman like that. Furman despises all Democrats, he will spit in their McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Kicked Nazi Squirrel Out ()
Date: September 04, 2021 04:01PM

After Nazi squirrel came back from the blue no hate signs zone across Rt 50 up a bit toward the beltway with his belly full of greasy rice from a fat woke leftist griddler's greasy griddle , seeing the full belly Hiphog the legal weed burner headed over there after one of his long blunt tokes to munch , he munched and got sick from the grease , when he came back he bitched to Furman who went over and saw the way the woke leftist gun grabber had arranged the greasy rice on that griddle as he talked about Nazi schemes of treaties to register Americans guns with the U.N which made woke Nazi squirrel so happy he ate so much , that's why Furman kicked his ass out. No damm gun grabbers greasy griddle Nazi delight better come back to this nesting area again Furman told them all , don't mess with Furman they all know the score !
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: UPDATE! ()
Date: September 04, 2021 04:08PM

Nazi squirrel was turned into a dried up leather patch on the hot summer road ! He tried to get more greasy griddle Nazi rice and got hit by a Jewish private school bus carrying the rifle team on their way to the NRA range in Fairfax ! Furman is not happy he's grim and said its sad when good squirrels become mindless woke Nazis !
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nazisquirrel.jfif

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Jose Tamales ()
Date: September 04, 2021 11:05PM

That darn squirrel Furman stole a Taco right off my plate today at Tippys Taco and ran out the door and down Lee Hwy.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Loves Tippys ()
Date: September 05, 2021 12:41AM

Tippy's has got good food at a moderate cost nice people too ! Only woke racists attack Tippy's

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:02PM

Since Mcdonalds closed we don't see much of Furman. I kind of miss the little guy. I will never forget the time he went into a Camry through the open sunroof and then could not get out until the screaming woman inside the car opened her door. I got to witness that attack!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:58PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Since Mcdonalds closed we don't see much of
> Furman. I kind of miss the little guy. I will
> never forget the time he went into a Camry through
> the open sunroof and then could not get out until
> the screaming woman inside the car opened her
> door. I got to witness that attack!


You want to see Furman come on down to Tippys Taco. He’s been hanging out there.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Friend of Furman ()
Date: September 05, 2021 11:21PM

Have no fear Furman is alive and well. He has been hanging out on my porch on Tapawingo. I leave a pile of seeds out there in the morning before I go to work and we have a few beers together when I get home. He likes sunning himself out there and is relieved not to have to dodge all the traffic in the Pan Am parking lot

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman Loves The Natural Foods ()
Date: September 06, 2021 01:12AM

Natural seeds acorns and raw not salted peanuts washed down with clear cool water ,he's had his share of grease and he's gotten tired of trips to the squirrel hospital to have his stomach pumped , but as a animal when a fool tosses him grease he sometimes goes for it !

As we see right here ! Soon another trip to 7-11 late at night before midnight for a Bud 40 and a pack of Tums to wash out that grease and settle his stomach, he'll be pissing all night ! But not into the wind as Furman does not blow weed too
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Hole Foods ()
Date: September 06, 2021 01:24PM

Perhaps Furman should take a short trip up Nutley to the Whole Foods for some of their organic fare. He can get it in bulk at a discount and take advantage of the Amazon Prime discount too

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Sparky Sparrow ()
Date: September 15, 2021 12:05AM

A few hours ago I saw Furman running out of Safeway with half a Rotisserie chicken.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: FUV ()
Date: September 15, 2021 01:08AM

This site is pointless unless you can go back and delete or edit your post from 10 years ago.
If not don’t come back. Get help, it would be good for your soul.
Leaving a behind a legacy not this kind.
May you and your family and friends be well.
This is an intel site.

Make peace with yourself then others.
And all will be ok.
Help is out there.
Gotta want it then do it.
Bet you were good at something whatever it would be.
But posting here isn’t healthy.
Therapist. Psychiatrist.
Don’t kill yourself. You would miss the show.
We are here to help you understand what this site is.
But can’t say it.
It’s not good to post anything racist.
It’s an intel site.
More than an anonymous forum.
This is a project site.
You are the project unfortunately.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Wally Woodchuck ()
Date: September 15, 2021 06:52AM

FUV Wrote:
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> This site is pointless unless you can go back and
> delete or edit your post from 10 years ago.
> If not don’t come back. Get help, it would be
> good for your soul.
> Leaving a behind a legacy not this kind.
> May you and your family and friends be well.
> This is an intel site.
>
> Make peace with yourself then others.
> And all will be ok.
> Help is out there.
> Gotta want it then do it.
> Bet you were good at something whatever it would
> be.
> But posting here isn’t healthy.
> Therapist. Psychiatrist.
> Don’t kill yourself. You would miss the show.
> We are here to help you understand what this site
> is.
> But can’t say it.
> It’s not good to post anything racist.
> It’s an intel site.
> More than an anonymous forum.
> This is a project site.
> You are the project unfortunately.

Get off Furmans site with all that bullshit.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: He's Trying To Suck Furman In ()
Date: September 15, 2021 10:53PM

With a bag of dope so then he will know where to get his fifty dollars a day from

Furman says get the hell out of here with that gibberish comrade we have a constitution here so psycho analyze your self

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Morning Safeway Shopper ()
Date: September 17, 2021 09:01AM

Just saw Furman hanging out in Safeway parking lot. Probably waiting for something to drop out of someone’s grocery bags.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: circle towers resident ()
Date: September 17, 2021 04:13PM

I heard that the old Mcdonalds space is going to become a Bonchon in a couple months. I wonder how Furman will like that?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Timmy Turtle ()
Date: September 17, 2021 08:36PM

circle towers resident Wrote:
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> I heard that the old Mcdonalds space is going to
> become a Bonchon in a couple months. I wonder how
> Furman will like that?


I think Furman will enjoy Bonchon chicken

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: delivery pork ()
Date: October 02, 2021 10:18AM

Someone needs to bring Furman a couple McRibs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Medieval knight ()
Date: October 02, 2021 12:09PM

Humans are the real pests. We are the ones destroying the environment and cutting down all the trees and forests. So the squirrel wants to eat your food , big deal.give him a few french fries what do you lose? Stop being so selfish

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Medieval knight ()
Date: October 02, 2021 12:20PM

Humans are the real pests, destroying the environment like no other species does. So the squirrel wants to eat your food. Big deal . Let him eat and stop being selfish

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: October 02, 2021 01:32PM

Lately Furman has been hanging out up front near Dominoes pizza. At lunchtime it is not unusual to see guys in work trucks eating over there and Furman puts on a show for them in exchange for pizza crusts.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: October 02, 2021 05:52PM

Earlier this afternoon I stopped into Safeway to grab a case of beer. As I was leaving Furman ran up and began chattering at me. I rolled him a fan of Coors Light which he picked up and ran off with hopping on his hind feet. I took it that he was pleased.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Garrett Gopher ()
Date: October 02, 2021 06:13PM

Safeway Shopper Wrote:
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> Earlier this afternoon I stopped into Safeway to
> grab a case of beer. As I was leaving Furman ran
> up and began chattering at me. I rolled him a fan
> of Coors Light which he picked up and ran off with
> hopping on his hind feet. I took it that he was
> pleased.


Furman took the Coord Light but he actually prefers Bud Light.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Coors Light Lover ()
Date: October 02, 2021 09:36PM

Furman may like that swill but I don’t. If I’m going to give him a beer, it’ll be a silver bullet and he better thank me for it

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Danny the drunk ()
Date: October 02, 2021 10:10PM

Fuck that beer shit. Do it right and give Furman some Jack Daniels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: October 03, 2021 01:05PM

NO Jack Daniels for Furman !!

Those days are gone for him. He's fairly mellow in his middle aged years. Back in the 80's he used to get all lit up on Jack Daniels and Wild Turkey, go to HammerJacks in Baltimore, get arrested for fighting and drunk/disorderly....oh no, not the best of times for our Furman.

One time he was there to see Molly Hatchet, totally hammered, started a brawl with the roadies, bar destroyed, ended up in the drunk tank for three days.

Now, he just sticks with the low alcohol content of Budweiser, Coors, etc., catches a bit of a buzz, then is off to bed early.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Danny the drunk ()
Date: October 03, 2021 05:52PM

Covert Squirrel Ops Wrote:
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> NO Jack Daniels for Furman !!
>
> Those days are gone for him. He's fairly mellow
> in his middle aged years. Back in the 80's he
> used to get all lit up on Jack Daniels and Wild
> Turkey, go to HammerJacks in Baltimore, get
> arrested for fighting and drunk/disorderly....oh
> no, not the best of times for our Furman.
>
> One time he was there to see Molly Hatchet,
> totally hammered, started a brawl with the
> roadies, bar destroyed, ended up in the drunk tank
> for three days.
>
> Now, he just sticks with the low alcohol content
> of Budweiser, Coors, etc., catches a bit of a
> buzz, then is off to bed early.

Sorry dude, I didn’t realize Furman had a bad past involving Jack Daniels and Wild Turkey. I guess he should follow your advice. Peace out!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: October 04, 2021 02:13AM

Danny The Drunk

No problem, buddy ! We are all looking out for Furman. I only ended up learning about Furman's Wild Jack Daniels days one time when Furman and I were playing poker with some of the squirrel gang. One of the younger rodents busted out the tequila and Furman declined. These young bucks ended up fully trashed and barfing all over their acorn chips on the table. Furman and I ended up outside having a good chat about our younger, Hell-raising days.

Furman has even cut back on the numbers of tacos he's eating at Tippys. He still goes three times a week, but I think it's because he's flirting with the Señoritas more than just because of the tasty tacos.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman update ()
Date: October 08, 2021 09:28PM

Haven’t seen the little fella in a few days. I’m getting worried about him? Did anyone have a Furman sighting?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway security guard ()
Date: October 08, 2021 10:56PM

Furman update Wrote:
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> Haven’t seen the little fella in a few days.
> I’m getting worried about him? Did anyone have a
> Furman sighting?


Haven’t seen him near Safeway in quite a while.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Saw a moving van ()
Date: October 08, 2021 11:04PM

Near the Safeway on Wednesday. I think it might have had all Furmans possessions in it and he moved up the road to Maple. He also likes hot dogs and may be taking up residence in the trees near the Vienna Inn. I just hope he doesn’t eat chili dogs. It gives him gas something fierce.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: October 08, 2021 11:09PM

Saw a moving van Wrote:
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> Near the Safeway on Wednesday. I think it might
> have had all Furmans possessions in it and he
> moved up the road to Maple. He also likes hot dogs
> and may be taking up residence in the trees near
> the Vienna Inn. I just hope he doesn’t eat chili
> dogs. It gives him gas something fierce.


If this is true I welcome Furman the wonderful town of Vienna.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Really Mike? ()
Date: October 09, 2021 01:06AM

You wouldn’t say that if you smelled Furman farts

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman ()
Date: October 09, 2021 09:41AM

Hi! Furman here. Could you guys bring me some McRibs when they come out? My McDonalds is closed. Just leave them by the big tombstone. Thanks!

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Billy Bear ()
Date: October 09, 2021 07:01PM

Furman Wrote:
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> Hi! Furman here. Could you guys bring me some
> McRibs when they come out? My McDonalds is closed.
> Just leave them by the big tombstone. Thanks!


Get your own McRibs you lazy rat.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Thank Goodness ()
Date: October 09, 2021 11:29PM

Furman Wrote:
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> Hi! Furman here. Could you guys bring me some
> McRibs when they come out? My McDonalds is closed.
> Just leave them by the big tombstone. Thanks!

Furman we are so relieved to hear from you. We were worried sick. We’ll get some McRib when they come out but for now you’ll have to settle for McNuggets

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mighty Mole ()
Date: October 10, 2021 08:14AM

Thank Goodness Wrote:
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> Furman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi! Furman here. Could you guys bring me some
> > McRibs when they come out? My McDonalds is
> closed.
> > Just leave them by the big tombstone. Thanks!
>
> Furman we are so relieved to hear from you. We
> were worried sick. We’ll get some McRib when
> they come out but for now you’ll have to settle
> for McNuggets

Please give him some fries and a Coke with those McNuggets.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Safeway Shopper ()
Date: October 15, 2021 03:15PM

Furman is back at Pan-Am. Just saw him grab a bag of Chips ahoy cookies out of a ladies shopping cart at Safeway.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Great News ()
Date: October 15, 2021 08:23PM

Good to hear Furman is back where he belongs. He is part of the experience of going to the Pan Am. Why else would someone shop at Safeway?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: breaking Furman news ()
Date: October 16, 2021 07:02AM

Furman does not seem to like Choong Man fries or chicken strips. I tossed him the Choong Man food and he nibbled on it a bit then he gave me a fucked up look and scampered off into the wooded area next to the apartments. He just left the food on the ground.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Late night Safeway Shopper ()
Date: October 17, 2021 10:35PM

Just gave Furman a bag of Doritos, he ripped open the bag, ate a handful of Doritos, then dropped the bag and scampered off.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: No Grease for Furman ()
Date: October 17, 2021 10:49PM

He can't pay for the stomach pump right now hes spending all his money on inflated items because of that idiot JOE . Black sunflower seeds mixed with birdseed is all he wants the big ones unsalted and acorns
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Manners ()
Date: October 17, 2021 10:50PM

Late night Safeway Shopper Wrote:
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> Just gave Furman a bag of Doritos, he ripped open
> the bag, ate a handful of Doritos, then dropped
> the bag and scampered off.


Did he say thank you? He needs to mind his manners

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Late night Safeway Shopper ()
Date: October 17, 2021 11:22PM

Manners Wrote:
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> Late night Safeway Shopper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just gave Furman a bag of Doritos, he ripped
> open
> > the bag, ate a handful of Doritos, then dropped
> > the bag and scampered off.
>
>
> Did he say thank you? He needs to mind his manners

He looked at me and slightly chattered , so that might mean thanks in Squirrel language.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Tomas Taco ()
Date: October 23, 2021 02:32PM

Just saw Furman outside the Merrifield Tippys Taco, begging for food. I didn’t give him anything, I don’t think Tippys food would be good for his bowels.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Whole Foods ()
Date: October 23, 2021 06:00PM

I have seen Furman several times in the Whole Foods parking lot lately. Either he is going organic or just using it as a cut through to get to the Vienna Inn

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: muscat love ()
Date: October 24, 2021 02:49PM

threes nothing I like more a wondrous site to see
I like to see the squirrel jump from tree to tree
jumping between the branches never ever still
bouncing in and out using so much skill
keeping so much balance he does it all with ease
making it look easy on his own trapeze.
then climbs in a hole that is very deep
shuts his little eyes then off he goes to sleep.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: October 24, 2021 10:47PM

Whole Foods Wrote:
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> I have seen Furman several times in the Whole
> Foods parking lot lately. Either he is going
> organic or just using it as a cut through to get
> to the Vienna Inn


Cut through to the Vienna Inn. Saw him a few hours stealing someone’s chili Dog.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Rodent Tracker ()
Date: October 25, 2021 01:47PM

Furman has definitely moved to Vienna, just saw nibbling on crumbs near Starbucks on Maple Avenue.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: October 25, 2021 06:44PM

I haven't heard from the furry commando in some time. Makes sense that he might want to relocate, especially if that dastardly animal control cop who posted here a while back is still on the hunt for our buddy Furman.

If he is in Vienna he definitely needs to steer clear of the Vienna Inn! That place is even more gastro-risky than Tippys. Ughhhh.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Vienna Squirrel ()
Date: October 25, 2021 08:08PM

Furman has taken up residence with a certain female squirrel that lives in a tree behind the Vienna Inn. He only is seen there as he comes and goes to and from his new girlfriend nest. He doesn’t eat there because he knows it will give him gas and he doesn’t want to fart around her.

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that explains it!
Posted by: Covert Squirrel Ops ()
Date: October 25, 2021 08:42PM

Attaboy Furman....so he is doing the squirrel booty rap? I knew he'd get back in the saddle eventually. Like many of us, Furman has suffered through matrimony with an evil and conniving female. Be careful Furman. At this stage in life some of these female squirrels are just looking for a sugar daddy who has huge stashes of acorns, and they'll do anything to get their furry claws into your stuff !

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: October 25, 2021 11:48PM

I would like to formally welcome Furman to Vienna. Enjoy our wonderful town.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Avoid the caboose ()
Date: November 02, 2021 09:22PM

Don’t go near there Furman. You’re not that type of squirrel if you know what I mean

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Poofter Squirrel ()
Date: November 03, 2021 06:44PM

Avoid the caboose Wrote:
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> Don’t go near there Furman. You’re not that
> type of squirrel if you know what I mean


Furman has been dumped by his girlfriend Charlene so he is considering coming over to the other side.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Blasphemy ()
Date: November 03, 2021 07:15PM

Poofter Squirrel Wrote:
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> Avoid the caboose Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don’t go near there Furman. You’re not that
> > type of squirrel if you know what I mean
>
>
> Furman has been dumped by his girlfriend Charlene
> so he is considering coming over to the other
> side.

Furman would never switch teams. Especially since he is so attractive to the opposite squirrels

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Brucey the flamboyant Squirrel ()
Date: November 03, 2021 10:53PM

Blasphemy Wrote:
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> Poofter Squirrel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Avoid the caboose Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don’t go near there Furman. You’re not
> that
> > > type of squirrel if you know what I mean
> >
> >
> > Furman has been dumped by his girlfriend
> Charlene
> > so he is considering coming over to the other
> > side.
>
> Furman would never switch teams. Especially since
> he is so attractive to the opposite squirrels

Don’t be to sure about that sweetie pie. Lots of us flamboyant squirrels are trying to entice Furman to our side.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Secret Squirrel ()
Date: November 04, 2021 05:54PM

Furman is definitely a heterosexual. I saw him banging a beautiful young lady squirrel last night in the Vienna Inn parking lot. And he had a smile on his face too.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 05, 2021 12:56PM

Furman is here at PanAm today anyway. I left a McRib and a small fry by the tombstone and Furman showed up. He only ate part of the NcRib but dragged the fries off into the woods.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Woodlands Woodchuck ()
Date: November 05, 2021 01:06PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Furman is here at PanAm today anyway. I left a
> McRib and a small fry by the tombstone and Furman
> showed up. He only ate part of the NcRib but
> dragged the fries off into the woods.


This makes sense that he is back at PanAm, because word in the Woods is that he didn’t like Vienna, too many homosexuals.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: honey badger. ()
Date: November 05, 2021 03:37PM

Furman don't care, Furman is like the Honey Badger.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Welcome back Furman ()
Date: November 05, 2021 04:29PM

Glad to have you back where you belong Furman. Left some McNuggets for you by the tombstone for old times sake.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: microcenter employee ()
Date: November 08, 2021 01:04PM

Something is wrong with Furman. He was over at dominoes begging for pizza crusts earlier and now he is swinging around on a radio antenna on a old Toyota Tacoma over and over again. I think someone gave him drugs. I hope he will be okay.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Paul the pizza Anaylizer ()
Date: November 08, 2021 01:53PM

microcenter employee Wrote:
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> Something is wrong with Furman. He was over at
> dominoes begging for pizza crusts earlier and now
> he is swinging around on a radio antenna on a old
> Toyota Tacoma over and over again. I think someone
> gave him drugs. I hope he will be okay.


I suspect Dominos is spiking their crust with some kind of drugs.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Legal weed ()
Date: November 08, 2021 07:27PM

Now that it’s legal Furman is not above taking a hit every now and then. He tends to over imbibe on the edibles though. That’s probably what happened

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Bob Brownies ()
Date: November 08, 2021 11:07PM

Probably some unscrupulous micro center employee gave him some bad edibles.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Squirrel observer ()
Date: November 08, 2021 11:49PM

I’ve actually seen Furman do that before when he was showing off for his girlfriend, Suzy Squirrel. Did you see her around?

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I Think He's Cheating On Suzy ()
Date: November 09, 2021 12:04AM

I saw Furman with Pimping Squirrel
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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: I also heard ()
Date: November 09, 2021 07:31AM

That Furman dropped Suzy and was hooking up with a young lady squirrel in the trees behind the Vienna Inn. Furman sure gets around

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: More updates ()
Date: November 09, 2021 11:58AM

Suzy is now hooking up with Furmans enemy Bubba the black squirrel.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furmans Weiner ()
Date: November 09, 2021 07:42PM

So much larger than Bubbas. Suzy will come back on her knees begging to be taken back.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: In reality ()
Date: November 10, 2021 10:22PM

Furmans Weiner Wrote:
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> So much larger than Bubbas. Suzy will come back
> on her knees begging to be taken back.


Bubba has the bbc and much bigger than Furmans.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman has standards ()
Date: November 11, 2021 07:12AM

Furmans Weiner Wrote:
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> So much larger than Bubbas. Suzy will come back
> on her knees begging to be taken back.

Furman will not take her back if she has burned coal.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Den Mother ()
Date: November 11, 2021 09:46AM

Furman can forget that whore Suzy. Plenty of other cute squirrel girls would love to get with Furman.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Furman’s Orgy ()
Date: November 11, 2021 09:08PM

Furman frequently has orgies with multiple female squirrels in his tree. But they are all consenting adult squirrels so what they do is their own business. I just hope they practice safe sex.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Turkey for Furman ()
Date: November 23, 2021 09:15PM

What is the latest on Furmans whereabouts? Is he still at the Pan Am or is he at the Vienna inn. I want to give him some of my turkey leftovers on Thursday

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Gossip Groundhog ()
Date: November 23, 2021 10:04PM

Many of us woodland creatures are worried about Furman. We haven’t seen him or heard anything about him in over a week.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Generous Guy ()
Date: November 25, 2021 08:58AM

I will set out a turkey dinner plate for Furman behind Safeway today and see if he comes by for a bite.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: elmo g ()
Date: November 25, 2021 09:40AM

Generous Guy Wrote:
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> I will set out a turkey dinner plate for Furman
> behind Safeway today and see if he comes by for a
> bite.

I left him a McRib and medium fry next to the tombstone a few weeks back. I waited and watched for a half hour and birds started eating the fries but Furman rushed in and ran them off.

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Re: Highly aggressive Attack Squirrel at PanAm shopping center
Posted by: Never Fear ()
Date: November 25, 2021 03:34PM

I left a turkey leg in the parking lot of the Pan Am. Within minutes Furman ran out of the wooded area , stood up on his hind legs, chattered at me appreciatively and dragged it with him behind Microcenter. I yelled out Happy Thanksgiving as he ran off nut I don’t think he heard me

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